Jimmy Fallon plans to “keep my head down” and avoid politics on “The Tonight Show”: “We hit both sides equally”

Hey yall ☺️

Man, this is depressing af. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFv...

TACO is the first president in U.S. History to actively engineer a government shutdown. He wanted it. He owns it. At least the Epstein Files are safe, right? #Distractions www.npr.org/2025/10/01/n...

Spotify is also running ICE ads for anyone wanting to cancel something else.

Jokes aside, shorty is athletic as hell.

Rally’s got that

Yup. During a time when even science is like..nah hold up.... www.salon.com/2017/09/19/n...

This algorithm is unmatched😂😂 ALL THE POSTS ARE WITHIN A MINUTE OF EACH OTHER

I will add: if you don’t want a neurodivergent kid, a disabled kid, a chronically ill kid… you probably shouldn’t have kids. You cannot control any of those factors that can absolutely happen to your kid. Also, queer kids deserve better.

happy blacktober to those who still celebrate 🖤

Remember when Cartoon network was black and cool?

I’m fuckin cryin 😭😂 cause what?!

Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor

Where is Moon ? 😭

Women that support predators need a beating too.

Mine in storage

Mine retired

(solemnly) You've had mail.

ANYWAY YALL ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRRRR

Imogen ❕️

Praying for those that are gonna be missing funds. I hope they community helps

Aftercare is very important. ☝🏾

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising. Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

My problem with remakes is that folks feel like they gotta stray too far from the source material. You can freshen it up and make it hit while sticking to the material.

🥹🥰 I love being a Taurus, this is beautiful 🫶🏿

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partnering with pfizer after claiming they were lying about covid and undermining their creation of a vaccine. got it.

It’s 12:00am CT on October 1st… IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH!!! 🎃👻🥧🍂🍁

Happy Spooktober 🐰🖤 #wagonwednesday

And who was president in 2019.? For everyone who "didn't know" it would be "this bad", please answer.

Naw Meg got in the booth like she was supposed to do …

Chile Meg and Beige prolly had their chamomile at 8:30 and went to bed already.

It’s that TIME again 🔪🩸🎃🕷️💀

Cardi done pulled a Meet the Grahams, LORD. She done took it to HELL 😭

When you play the "what if" game just make sure you're playing it both ways. What if it ends up being the best day of your life every single day ? Idk man ya never know.

I love to get that ball 😜😂💀

i am wealth. i am abundance. i am joy. i am health. i am love. i am freedom. i am change. 🌈 i love me✨

I laughed a lil too hard 🤣🤣

God made me funny and I am grateful of him for that 😭

I’m horny asf.

This makes my head hurts on so many levels, ok so let's get this right these homophobes don't want a movie with LGBTQ+ because they don't want to explain it but what about the kids that have 2 mommy or 2 dads like this isn't a hard concept for this idiots to understand

This economy about to be so fucked up next year we all gone be considering Vector Knives as a second job.

Everything is fucked up all at once

If the booty big or booty little, I still wanna see it jiggle.

I should've just @'d @funsizesnicker.bsky.social

“Nobody knew all this specific stuff would happen” is a stupid ass cop out instead of just admitting that white people are the reason we’re at this point not even a year into this presidency. Even if you didn’t vote for him yourself, your skinfolk are the problem. There is no softening that blow.