I ordered this period heating pad and massager that gets here tomorrow, right on time. I can’t wait to put it on my lower back

"This nigga eating beans!"

My period surprised me this morning and it’s taking everything in me not to fall asleep

Gentle reminder: When sharing resources for food pantries or donation drives, please include alt text for infographics so the information is accessible to everyone.

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S. They have asked folks to reach out to them at [email protected] to coordinate support. The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

I could use a cool $500K.

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I just wanna say if we really want to be invested in community, you need to not be annoyed at the influx of crowdfunding we are about to see. It will go up because people need food. It's the holidays. Children will be out of schools, so they will be eating at home. More ppl are going to need to help

There’s an app called Good to Go that allows you to purchase surplus food from restaurants and stores. It’s a little dystopian, but hey 🤷🏽‍♀️ If you don’t need it, it’s a good, inexpensive way to help folks experiencing food insecurity apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...

Case in point:

I need a nap

My new favorite photo of me teaching. I was teaching parents and caregivers of autistic children about sensory processing disorder at the Caregiver Brunch and a sensory seeker from a Parent who didn’t have a babysitter came to stim with me. So I stimmed while continuing to teach.

Grave fears for civilians after Sudanese paramilitary claims capture of El Fasher

Me and who

Ugh 😩 I need someone to cook dinner for me. I’m too tired but I’m hungry

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high. SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”. Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers. People need & deserve assistance Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich Be mad about that

Yuri 🐕‍🦺 Baby male Mixed Breed Adoptable from Brandywine Valley SPCA (West Chester, PA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/yuri-78958393/pa/west-chester/brandywine-valley-spca-pa174/

hollering

Am I about to eat Ramen at 11pm… yes, yes I am

I’m STILL laughing at that skeet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he really did sound like he was arguing with himself

Like the LEAST he could do was keep up with *himself* and yet.

This got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Silkk the Shocker rapping over his own vocals sounding like three men arguing with the beat

Wanting snacks I don’t have 😩😩😩😩 hormones are evil

Praying for the Jamaican people tonight. www.nbcnews.com/weather/stor...

The spirit of Teddy Riley was one of the best jokes that came out of Verzuz

Babyface sipping his wine, waiting patiently for Teddy Riley’s dial-up to connect the first time. When it didn’t, he gave us a brief Babyface vs. Kenneth Edmonds Verzuz on his own.

If you got the neutrogena make up remover wipes, stop using em. They’ve been recalled for possible bacteria contamination—bacteria that can cause sepsis 🙃

listen..

My musical nightmare: Silk da Shocker and Giveon on a song together 🤣🤣🤣

This is a Chicago food bank. If you wanna help the people in my city, this is a great way ❤️

Verzuz used to be @ least 2 hours. We used to be a proper country! #verzuz

Omg was this our first #Verzuz as blacksky?! 🥹 Look at us bonding.

Yall got me cracking up 😂

birdman just whispered in BG’s ear that he wasn’t paying him for this.

Everybody tryna have the last word like that scene in Bridesmaids

Ok ok take the mic from the geezer lol

Girl you look good, back that ass up

The joy that consumes niggas when we hear that intro to “Back That Azz Up” is COMEDY.

RIP X! 🕊️🐶

CHOPPA STYLE!!!

Choppa style!! Heyyyy

Make em say UNNHHHHHH

Mia X sounds so good. Her and Juvie still got perfect breath control 🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣