Of course she’s not biting the hand that fed her entire career. Duh! JK is still dead wrong.

Life is too short to be with just any ol’ body.

I loved No Doubt!🤣🤣🤣

These days you can buy shoes that look like pre worn scuffed up shoes for $600 …people used to get made fun of if they had dirty shoes 😭

Please! And train them YOUNG! #YourSons The things I hear from students…

Dear Men, Everything that pops up in your head about a woman’s physical appearance does NOT have to be SAID aloud. -Management

RIP my Dad🤣🤣🤣 He would sing a song and I’d be like🤢🤢🤢

And I don’t feel like grading 💩 this evening.

"we are better than this" i am telling your right now... no we are not find the courage to be what the moment requires

what you think you are in... you are not in you are not in a moment of equal consideration you are not in a moment where you life is equally valued you are not in a moment where facts, truth, and data is prioritized

very good i am glad you all came... a few words on our collective moment

HELP YOU BE MEAN TO BAD PEOPLE

"you are mocking their physical features" yes ... i know "They can mock your physical features" They are mocking my life... My actual life so you are going to have to swallow hard ... and be bad

As someone who loves Pokémon, Nintendo and Pokémon needs to sue the fuck out of the government! This is not what Pokémon stands for! Using a beloved family cartoon to spread their sick and twisted propaganda. Usher and Nintendo needs to sue expeditiously! Even Team Rocket wouldn’t go this far!

Oh!👀 #NFCEast

Russell Wilson’s career as the Giants’ starter lasted only three games — all losses. Now, Jaxson Dart steps in for Brian Daboll. www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

I would retire.

Really hope Nintendo gets involved knowing about their involvement in fan work bans.

even if you gotta fake it... get some dog in you... America got you thinking you gotta fold every time a brute has the mic "we not doing that... " get some dog in you!

I was PISSED!

#Rapture #TheRapture Being Christian… the Bible literally says NO MAN WILL KNOW THE DAY OR HOUR!!! Idk why people keep trying to predict it! Why do people interested in the Rapture insist on calling Jesus a liar. You want Jesus’s event, but calling Jesus a liar. Make it make sense!?

Shout out to artists! Art is so necessary!🤣🤣🤣

😱😱😱 Loved this show

Wait. I’m pulling off… looking through the window. Not dude also in crocs?!👀🤣🤣🤣 Should I turn back… Nah too tired

There’s a cute guy at Jersey Mike’s.👀 He looks like a respectable gentleman on here. But I am not in the mood to “shooters shoot”. I’m a tired teacher in crocs.

Jennifer Lewis as Dorothy🥰

New topic: Let me hear who you would cast in a Black reboot of Golden Girls. Can be any black actresses from any time, living or dead. I just wanna hear your personal perfect cast.

Child birth! Ask me all about child birth! Not a single child in my life has come from my body!

So many things 🤣 but I'll say car parts and how to fix them

New topic: What are you unqualified to talk about? Don’t ask me shit about K-Pop. I can’t help you.

New topic: What are you unqualified to talk about? I’m your go-to person for reading music, playing and instrument and all things orchestra!🤣🤣🤣 (I quit the flute playing hot cross buns.)

🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 Chitlin’ cake

“Let’s Groove Tonight” It’s funny cause #TikTok exposed this song to another generation. I played this at school, the #EWF version, no remix… and the students were jamming!🤣🤣🤣

#np “Fantasy”🥰♥️ My fave of theirs.

Okay Jonas Brothers doing a lil something with the EWF tribute.🤏🏾♥️☺️

CBS with the #EarthWindAndFire salute… on this 21st night of September.🥰 I miss my Pops. These were all his jams.

Has anyone else encountered a similar situation: so this fall in my undergrad class I gave an in-class writing assignment & asked the students to put away all phones/laptops etc. Then they began writing by hand. About 10 minutes into the writing exercise I noticed a student looking at her phone ==>

Agreed.

As you age, being comfortable > looking cute.

Nationals 3, Mets 2

My team is the Philadelphia Eagles and whoever is playing against Dallas that week. #DaBears 🐻 That was a great play.

Okay Caleb! Okay Burden!!!🐻

Odunze!🐻

Because, like fairy dust, uttering this sentence makes hundreds of years of history and millions of peoples every day experiences magically disappear✨

😮‍💨 Thank God 4 Jordan Davis. #GoBirds Now… Go Bears! #DaBears

Very cool that Jordan Davis has turned into A Guy