[crk] YEAAAAAAAH THE ARCHON IT'S THE ARCHON FOLKS LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE ARCHON

lmao

i'm sorry this is the trumpiest thing i have ever seen someone not trump say

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

My favorite Bob Kane story:

something deep within my soul read this and immediately said "i bet a woman told him not to."

lets get drunk and sing creed in kareoke night

[ck3] stares blearily out at the world

remember this dumb bitch

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

He didn’t put in all that work to get made chief medical dwarf just so he would still have to see patients

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

trump picking markwayne mullin has me wondering if he actually remembers meeting him irl because i can't imagine picking someone that short

me: "how will i indicate the possessive form of this proper noun?" the humble apostrophe:

bit.ly/wolf-and-cub emergency employment law lawyer fund weds, 4 march, 21:05 EST ➡️ $190 / $400 ⬅️ @habibiwolf.bsky.social is nearly halfway to their lawyer fund goal; can we close it out this week? i’d sure love to stop doing this! and they’d really love to be able to work with a lawyer!

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank bsky.app/profile/why....

when i say the british aren't a sexually dimorphic species, this is what i'm talking about.

BLUESKY: we coded our entire website in claude so unfortunately we have no idea how to make it so you can't block the guy whose job is to prevent your friends from seeing your posts if you're too rude to a pedophile

Duetting with Ben Platt

The IDF releases drone footage of bombing an obvious decoy painted helicopter Description: “The Air Force continues to strike the aerial capabilities of the Iranian regime” t.me/idf_telegram...

"iran attacking our embassies" no they aren't. i have zero embassies.

Jesse Jackson visiting the Krome Detention Center in 1981. He exposed the racist policy of mandatory detention of Haitians who were deemed "economic" refugees not worthy of asylum. Image from @tinashull.bsky.social's book Detention Empire.

A fluffy dog walking under a horse, c.1230.

ive been in tears over this since i woke up

The thwarted plot by Haman never happened. The story of Esther is a fable. We have pretty good records of Achaemenid kings and none seem to have had a main Jewish queen or any really. Infuriating. Just infuriating to see them justify war like this

The irritating thing about boy kibble is that what they've actually made here is boy wet food, and I'm concerned that we're no longer educating our children to know the difference.

our cat is constantly whining for box rides so we got him a wagon

shylock is the hero of the merchant of venice and the play should end with antonio, a knife, and a scale.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

i'm gonna need ao3's servers to be, like, on powerful government hardware in their own secret base or something i can't take this anymore

Is this anything?

"good luck" is objectively the funniest thing for a leader of a country to tell their armed forces before a war

Islamic Resistance Brigades in Iraq release a video of themselves launching drones into the U.S. base next to Baghdad Airport.

What do Americans think of Mr. Trump’s decision to attack Iran? We asked four voters in Texas for their answer ahead of Tuesday’s primary election

All the planes being forced to fly around nearly the entire Middle East

[aew] i will pay 500 dollars to anyone who can change okada's intro panel to say "the homewrecker"

where do you even get a "property of allah" sweatshirt

iran if you start double tapping you can get richard engel

my mom is doing agency visits and one of them has invited her to "fiesta night" which would be less concerning if said agency hadn't followed this invite with "we like to dress up!"

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

I'm just gonna say it: it's low-key hilarious rich tourists are getting a taste of what Palestinians endured for decades.

y'know, preventatively giving yourself a severe chemical burn. for minor disease.

patently insane reality shows from the 00s are my truest joy in life