honestly wild that not only did this typo make it to print, it *still* hasn't been fixed.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

corpsesyndrome murdered someone by *lighting them on fire*

[crk] this update

my tio having to buy multiple steam gift cards because of money laundering was real fuckin humorous until i actually faced the task of having to input five fucking separate gift cards

i love sovereign citizen videos because you get to watch a judge or cop's soul leave through their eyes almost immediately after they figure out where this is going

cozy

lmao

"her friend"

"specialists in violence." what the fuck does that even mean.

this is genuinely incredible

i don't understand what "cashtags" are but i'm sure it's monumentally stupid

lmao that's a funny way to learn theophite got got

here you go

whenever israel says they killed a hamas fighter, you can just safely assume the sentence is finished by "while he was at home with his family."

losing their challenge coins is like Cop 9/11 they are never gonna recover from that one

i didn't know they were adapting dunk and egg until today

i swear to god i swear to fucking god

also it's fucked up that mjf gets to be from plainview but stat and willow aren't from west islip and north valley stream! they're just "from long island!" #aewdynamite

Bandido is cool and I like him. #AEWDynamite

cannot stress enough how much bandido needs to win tonight for the good of the world #aewdynamite

"close friend of tony khan" tony is like. 42 years old? #aewdynamite

i can't believe i'm gonna root for the don callis family #aewdynamite

i'm ngl despite any of my other feelings i DO love how much GOA love their terrible bald son. they are proud papas. #aewdynamite

when your girl's ex shows up #aewdynamite

kiss kiss each other #aewdynamite

FUCK ME BRYAN KEITH WEARING THOSE FUCKING PANTS AGAIN #aewdynamite

he will keep going until tony lets him use a real gun

i'm the guy whose job it is to dunk pac in a cup of water like he's a joey chestnut hotdog before every match #aewdynamite

I'm gonna make a new credit card company called SexCard that you can ONLY use for adult purchases. If you purchase any non-sexual items we will deny the transaction and you have to write us an essay on how the item is for a niche kink.

[aew] me and tony khan waiting for dynamite to start tonight

i have a really wealthy uncle, but it's not from, like, having a business or investments or whatever. he's just really really really good at sports betting.

literally how is verizon still down what the fuck happened

it's so funny when you've muted someone and then later notice they blocked you. like i really made you feel some kind of way long after i forgot you existed, huh.

the three hour mental preparation required to do a five minute phone call

i got a very clearly written by chatgpt comment on ao3 today and it's left such a bad taste in my mouth.

… that was vomit in fear by palestine biscuit. more from the fall in session later but now here’s the new one from papa wemba

i am finally free. mongoose!sinner adam exists in the world. fly free, my child.

[crk] RED VELVET

Noor News! bit.ly/support-noor last week her younger son, mohammed, turned 16, and jan. 22 is abdulrahman’s birthday. he really needs help for supplies to attend university online; he wants to earn his nursing degree. noor sends her love, and wants everyone to know bsky killed her account. AGAIN.

crk update here i am gonna throw up

checking every five minutes to see if crk updated yet

every costume from that new wuthering heights movie is funnier than the last

owning this would fix me

do any other latinos feel an inexplicable guilt every time they see natives getting rounded up by ICE like man it's not their fault we look alike. they shouldn't be catching these strays.