i promise to get back to making stupid shit like this once it becomes possible to find enjoyment in anything ever again

ehara i te mea toa te noho noa i runga i tetahi paetukutuku, a he wairangi koe mena e tino whakapono ana koe ki tenei. mena i whakapono tuturu koe ki te mahi, kua puhia e koe tera ki tetahi pu nui patu-paetukutuku

i te aroaro o nga kaimahi o bluesky: kia taupoki tonu o inu

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

whakaputa i taku wetereo he mo te kupu taurangi

anyway bye. you can contact me via any local Blood Altar or, if you're squeamish, you can seek my summoning crystal within the depths of the Torture Labyrinth

you can talk to people on dozens of interchangeable dogshit software varieties where you don't have to perform in front of the public watercooler material for the world's biggest losers and sadcases and hall monitor narcs. but then you might have to accept that 'person i know' doesn't mean 'friend'

this site did in 2 years what it took WP and matt müllenwäg 10 years to accomplish

everything about this website is sad. it is a sadness engine and you know that you're not having fun

i have resolved to kick you to death, using my feet. actionable threat detected

big computer is conspiring to take away the only thing i've ever actually liked: the computer

po marie, e nga para. ka kite - ka taka ano au

i have to make myself pledge that if i ever post on this shithole in future it will have to be in non-english languages, because at least we have it on record that this irritates the pedophiles who run the website

[they're taking the hobbits to isengard rhythm] stop trusting the website for pedophiles. stop trusting the website for pedophiles.

let's burn together / let's blind our sight let's get to the bitter end / let’s fuck up our lives

okay i think this is the crux of it: this shit can't work for me any more. socialisation can't work any more. i cannot be here any more because constant mental crises are a kind of Bad Vibes that must be contained lest they become contagious, and upsetting everyone is worse than just dying

if she was even still alive to move there, the person that mattered to me more than anything growing up is probably getting obliterated by us-israeli artillery right now and not fucking Knowing is the worst part

powerless fucking pointless bullshit radiating bad energies. may my corpse poison the fucking earth

i am not interested in popularity contests on the state department social site for pedophiles thanks

for the rest of the world, following america's incoherent politics of which coked-up incestuous pedophiles are mad at each other or learning new esoteric antisemitism techniques from a black sun guy with 38 followers is a necessary part of survival because their actions dictate all of *our* lives >

aaron is a pedophile btw

like fr this is a website run by and for daterapists and child molesters and everyone involved with it should be locked up inside the website while it gets fumigated

announcing my campaign to lead a single-issue "war with the US" party to victory in this year's election on 'blue sky', the american state department's personal data piggybank

every nation on earth must do unto america before it does unto you, because it absolutely plans to do unto you

trying to build the fourth reich but without any german efficiency. only mcdonalds and meth

if new zealand has not declared a state of hostilities with the US by the end of the year i will have to forcibly become prime minister and do it myself

i am calling for a unified international coalition to enact the total and unrestricted bombing of america

i need to get out of this house and this country i don't want to do this any more

everything you post on your microblogging page, every passing feeling or thought you have, must be subject to examination by the committee for school spirit. if you are not displaying adequate optimism that we will get out and win this next one tiger, then you are BENCHED

okay i guess i'm done with today's full-body panic attack. i'm aware that this shit is supposed to be Not Seen and Not Heard and other people find it uncouth and repulsive and vibekilling. "never let them see you cry" they'll tell you. actually i don't want to be seen ever under any circumstances

i don't enjoy being so weak and powerless. trapped in a dead end, with my life predecided for me by others, no mobility, no income, stuck in an even-more-misogynistic-than-average-anglo foreign country, and venting about it on a more-run-by-creeps-than-average website

a weak and fragile creature not designed for this age

studiously deleting my anxiety-attack posts for their insufficient revolutionary fervour and showing of disgusting human Weakness

it's like everything is considered Doomerposting unless you preface it with a full little red book's worth of caveats; fear and sorrow is always something to be repressed rather than reckoned with. having a genuine epiphany realising that i don't actually need this shit in my life

the problem with cheering the "Empire Throwing Its Money & Power Into A Big Pit" is that yeah maybe it IS good for the world at large if every anglo nation decides to feed itself into a meatgrinder for no reason, but it's not particularly fun for the grinder. too much gristle at once damages plates

char aznable: garma. i'm forming cocksucker squad 6. garma zabi: what happened to cocksucker squads 1 through 5? char: i'm not at liberty to say.

this international womens day i have been very busy respecting international women

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life. I'm serious, read it all please

Me and the guys in the sietch are going to suck all the water out of that new feller. You coming?

i am acutely aware that due to my Neutral Evil alignment, given any iota of power i personally would immediately put this theory to the test. which is why you do not under any circumstances let me queue up a bunch of 20-unit doomstacks of horse archers or deliberately sacrifice 600,000 skavenslaves

up to 600,000 iranians died in full-mobilisation total war, fighting to utter stalemate over 8 years of grinding chemical trench conflict. yet americans, actively losing in all strategic aspects of real-world warfare, truly believe they'll Give Up if you just attack enough schools & water supplies

hi i have to go to urgent care and see if this is really shingles and if so get cream and meds i have no money this or transportation and have to ask for help please this really hurts and needs taking care of thank you cash app: $jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

women and ciswomen.

2014: Journalists, go on Twitter to promote your articles 2026: Journalists, write articles about how you were correct in that argument you had on Twitter