Mantifa: Antifa for men

Calming explaining that the mushrooms showed me that the cosmos is slowly being eaten by an enormous crab and that once he has eaten all the stars they will split his carapace and refill the endless cold void to a vegetative senator from Kentucky.

Guy walking around with these spurs jingling and jangling and everyone's like "here comes the hoe-less wonder."

Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?

[Turning up the speaker and shouting over it] yeah so even though he's named "Panda Bear" he's actually the only one in Animal Collective that had an animal name. [From the grill, faintly] piiiiiiiiiikaaaaaa?

bunch of pikachus made a nest in the grill. I hate doing it to em, but I got cooking to do!🍔🔥

and instead we get Chuck Fucking Schumer and Hakeem Fucking Jeffries and 2028 presidential candidate Rent-A-Center Patrick Bateman and Bryan Johnson The Weirdo Young Blood Freak

Yeah it was a black widow

"HR" is short for H-R, The Eternal Woman Whose Very Name Castrates

The doctor believes I have been bitten. By what? Well that remains to be seen.

It’s a beautiful morning to say Death To All Computers. Say it to your family! Say it to your “fam” on Microsoft Teams!!

*unmuting the commercials*

More like Wrongbinhood on account of he's a criminal.

He was driven mad, his mind twisted and rotted by adaptogens.

I have had very bad insomnia for two years, which explains a great deal about my shit.

The beautoful game

Ginger beer with the floaties.

Spiritov Thegame

the real "feasts of redwall" are them rodents 😋

at the cookout. gf’s cousin says he wants to join the sophet’s army of pervert mercenaries. “for the glory of Tanit and Eschmoun” he says. Well ok. are you a pervert i asked. yes big time he replied. thats why i want to join the army of pervert mercenaries

"Does the carpet match the drapes" and "As Above, So Below" are the two faces of a Janus head

The mayor of Minneapolis’ penis is a tiny clawlike hand

Pretty cool, man.

i hope after the socialist revolution they make a hamilton about it

Found: Mandate of Heaven. Dm me if you lost it. You'll have to describe it so I know it's yours.

Menacingly singing "Hide Away, Folk Family" whenever I'm made aware of some new return-to-nature tradculture freaks.

For heavens sake

highfaluting

Well I'm just a simple, country depressed man. Don't know much about that fancy, big city institutionalization. Folks 'round these parts get a little mournful for 6, maybe 10 months, and don't get all highfalutin about it. We just take a pill and do outpatient cognitive behavioral therapy.

I FUCKING LOVE A1 STEAK SAUCE I LOVE DRANKIN IT AT THE CRACKER BARREL

Tom Kean has cte

Trump: He's very wealthy. Not so rich as some but he's done very well for himself. Prestor John and he's a king. A very religious man. I said to Pete wouldn't it be nice to have a pious friend over there? CBS interviewer: how old did you say he was Mr President. Trump: well I've heard many things

You are at the crossroads and encounter two men. One is here for a good time, the other is here for a long time. How do you tell which is which?

Or does he suck shit at football but he’s out there pre-game lining up to slap hands with all the extra content

Drunkenly explaining to the other drunk dads what my kid likes.

Same. I contain multitudes.

You can kick your friends and you can kick your nose but you can't kick your friend's nose.

What if we steal your resources, steal your volunteers, steal your infrastructure, and steal your time, money, and energy? What if we were brandishing pistols while we did it? What if you placed it all in this bag, carefully now, and didn't try any funny business?

Paint 1,2, and 4 on mosquitos as a prank. Keeping painting mosquitos. You will find peace through this small useless act. You have given them and yourself purpose.

*with a cold menace* I am showing up to the conference with intention!

Me and the fellas are going to try to turn the Anomaly into a little one hitter.

I am looking at a being that eats shoots and leaves. Man and panda bear, a Janus head of violence and buffoonery, their twinned natures bound by a series of commas.

I am telling a device to send a code to a device. The Spymaster at work.

trepanning the ocd out of my brain

10,000 of our nation's bravest standing silent watch over the nation's poorly pH balanced hot tub. Semper Fi.

Little Saint James, north-west shoreline

*unmuting the commercials*