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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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11 months ago
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Woke culture killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
about 13 hours ago
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The very hungry caterpillar is treatler-coded
about 15 hours ago
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The New York (Assisting in the Cover-Up of Sex) Crimes
about 15 hours ago
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moonvine
about 16 hours ago
Epstein emails are written like this
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Mufo? Mufo!? You are no mufo sir!
about 16 hours ago
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Partially dislocated my shoulder. Jacker's Lament.
about 17 hours ago
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You have entered my sphere of influence, chump.
about 18 hours ago
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They call me Cashmere Slim.
about 19 hours ago
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The homie is exceptionally convenient
about 23 hours ago
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Screamer Jim
about 23 hours ago
Like gravity is a theory
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Azure Emerald Empire
about 23 hours ago
Chinese Maine
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journeyman folklorist
1 day ago
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
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Happy "Green Light To Act Day" to all the guys with "kill your local pedophile" shirts
1 day ago
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Bob Fortuna
about 2 months ago
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If you're eating stunt/meme foods, you need to take 10 minutes every day and seriously reflect on the nature of your soul.
1 day ago
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I am developing Toilet Philosophy, and its more normal than you'd expect.
1 day ago
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The Hubris Guy
3 days ago
Never been invented
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Cat pissing in the little box.
3 days ago
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You are welcome. Have a seat on the pile of rags. Would you like a sip from the dirty puddle?
3 days ago
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We will outlive these fucking people. Do your fucking part.
3 days ago
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lauren
3 days ago
someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
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The homie is maneuverable.
3 days ago
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It is going to feel so good to... you know...
3 days ago
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The French Republican Calendar
4 days ago
Today is Décadi the 20th of Brumaire in the year 234. Brumaire is the month of mist. Today we celebrate the harrow.
#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
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4 days ago
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My kid got a haircut and now he looks like he has opinions about entitlement reform.
4 days ago
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I rocked a three hole balaclava for most of my childhood.
4 days ago
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The courts will not save us. We must save one another.
5 days ago
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Ooooo damn he's getting a lil spiritual with it.
6 days ago
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constantly changing
6 days ago
if it's not legal to post "bike nonce" I don't want to live anymore
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It's crazy that grapes exist.
6 days ago
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*sagely* CBD is poison
7 days ago
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I am running a high voltage, high wattage, alternating current through your body.
7 days ago
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A snack-based medical system would be nice.
9 days ago
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*French dj voice* ah love you ah love to do my laundryyyyyy
9 days ago
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100% Sugar Coke. All sugar. No other stuff. Just sugar coke.
10 days ago
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I am the best person at my job.
10 days ago
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My father loves saying "tush push" but seems to not understand it at all. It's meaning eludes him.
11 days ago
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Dude got his ass kicked out of his god damn braces
12 days ago
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phage
13 days ago
AI would never make it through a years long bender with the boys and it shows in every fucking thing it does
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Bob Fortuna
13 days ago
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(°○°)
14 days ago
Stepping from the median and onto the highway like
loading . . .
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If you strike me down with your car, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
14 days ago
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Whole bunch of leather arrived today. Pray for my hands
15 days ago
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Nothing funnier than catching a little tiny fish.
15 days ago
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Chris 𓅨
15 days ago
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If I was an actor, I would only take roles with my real name so as to more rapidly learn my lines.
#Efficiency
16 days ago
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bog landlord
17 days ago
with all due respect father, jesus didnt have my enemies
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Call me when chotiner slashes a interview subject from pelvis to sternum and eviscerates them. Otherwise I don't care, it's just dumbo shit.
17 days ago
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Mike Tirico eating a sub sandwich.
18 days ago
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