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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Simon and Pumbaa
about 1 hour ago
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calmly repeating "doinkey." Classic OCD morning.
about 9 hours ago
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Eating dal prime rib quesadillas. Depression produces wonders heretofore unknown to humankind.
2 days ago
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You can just block all of these people. There's no convincing stencil. You block or you kill.
2 days ago
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Single turd.
3 days ago
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Just saw a bumper sticker that said "He wasn't shot He didn't win He's on the left" And I have a question or two.
3 days ago
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There have been too many pedophile presidents, in my opinion.
4 days ago
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Max Bosmer, I don't care man. Who cares.
4 days ago
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I'm jamming bamboo slivers under The General's fingernails. He's sobbing and muttering his jingle.
4 days ago
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5 days ago
THREE AND A HALF FEET OF BACON, SOMEONE NOTIFY THE MEME MAKERS OF AMERICA
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Me, meeting the Buddha on the road: dude I am going to fucking kill your ass.
6 days ago
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Don Draper: Santa..... Claus Roger: Thats brilliant Don. Peggy: Don you are the greatest man in the world and also you are a scoundrel.
6 days ago
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Lloyd’s Soil
7 days ago
Aaaaagh!!! Ooouuuugh!!!
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*"Guy who comes by it honestly" voice* Guess how I came by it.
7 days ago
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Azure Emerald Empire
7 days ago
It’s working…
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I'm conjuring your ass.
7 days ago
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Got an electric edge burnisher and my life is like 10% better
8 days ago
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Every single one of you needs at least one extra hobby.
8 days ago
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4 double espresso sunday
8 days ago
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Green man caught in havahart trap
8 days ago
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Savion Williams has such a hilarious guardian helmet.
9 days ago
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What a fun game
9 days ago
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Either LaFleur or Hafley is 100% gone next year.
9 days ago
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(°○°)
9 days ago
Watching my neighbors walk their dogs.
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Hell of a kick. Goddamn.
9 days ago
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Fox nfl robot gaping his asshole as part of his touchdown dance.
9 days ago
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Willis is going to make some good money this off-season. Good for him.
9 days ago
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Genuinely surprising that wasn't a disqualification. Clear impermissible use of the helmet.
9 days ago
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John Wenow (our gay au pair) fell
9 days ago
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Rashan Gary is truly bad.
9 days ago
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Getting sucked off on a bubble screen.
9 days ago
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I yearn for Tom Brady death.
9 days ago
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Baby tylenol should have a shrimp flavor. That's "prawn" for my awful European followers.
9 days ago
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Satchel Charge
4 months ago
Beast Weapons
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You are being accused of giving aid and suckler to an enemy of the state.
9 days ago
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Berries are the most delectable small fruit.
10 days ago
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Decided halfway through a standing piss that I wanted to shit and ran the logistics of what that transition would look like.
10 days ago
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This would feel so good today
10 days ago
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Screamer Jim
11 days ago
Checking in on the comment section on brand pages
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A wizard, when presented with modern internet pornography, would not know what to do with himself!
11 days ago
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11 days ago
no, ma'am, you're mistaken
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Golden raisins are so good man.
11 days ago
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keb mode: 2026 mode
11 days ago
Penal Grigio
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◀️Fooled by riddle
11 days ago
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Well David Brooks gives a speech on the private jet to pedophile island of anyone who pays him 40 bucks though, so whatever.
11 days ago
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Noam Chomsky flies on the private jet to pedophile island of anyone who emails him though so like whatever.
11 days ago
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Prosecutor: your tweet "ass got me sounding like Keith Jarrett"-- is that about his piano playing or his vocalizations. Me: I don't play piano. Prosecutor: your honor the witness is being evasive. *Juicy Ass Bailiff turns to face the judge* Me: ooOouhgh
11 days ago
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That ass got me sounding like Keith Jarrett
11 days ago
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Summer, 2026
12 days ago
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Every day when I get dressed, I think to myself "is this the outfit Id like to see myself wearing in the photos from the day It happens."
12 days ago
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