You've already smoked a cigarette, you should wait a while. > [Smoke another cigarette.]   [Put the cigarettes away.] You've already smoked a cigarette, you should wait a while. > [Smoke another cigarette.]    [Put the cigarettes away.]

"if you're a food guy" no. i hate food. i only eat so i don't drop dead. and also because i hate myself and it feeds the sadomaso loathing spiral

self-diagnosed people listen to Ghost - Cirice and think 'this is about me'

(Lemmy voice) and don't forget Al Roker!

Britain... Ireland's Atlantis

Malta... Italy's Atlantis

Agnetha Fältskog is believed to be a tutelary deity among Germanic and Scandinavian peoples, noted for her ability to control minds through song.

happy bitch day

guys the pope is getting dangerously based!

ethered by 4 bud lights in a way that sucking down a fifth of whiskey can't get me. just without getting so much as tipsy

the name's Tum. Tum E. Hurte

though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night i can see the forest over the trees in the dashboard light

Magical Creature advocate Hermione J. Granger sent to Azkaban after entire department was caught running a magical creature porn ring for distribution to Muggles

Joke shop entrepreneur Ronald J. and George J. Weasley's wizarding world famous joke shop, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, to shut down after landmark lawsuit due to selling "Rouf E.'s Blanky Bye Night Night Drink Pellets"

Former "Boy Who Lived", Auror Harry J. Potter facing scrutiny for wanding down unarmed Muggle

Hello? (Hello, hello, hello) Is there anypony in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home?

End white genocide! By finishing it!

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the best thing about the early Ancient Aliens episodes is how many guys look like Venture Bros villains

my name is

Stacy Keach Is Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer Private Eye is a helluva long name for a tv show

you was listening to jim steinman songs

Dave Mustaine sneering “What’s the deal with airplane food anyway?”

Harry Potter and the Undetectable Butterbeer Dissolvable

wh- fuck

to be more inclusive i will start saying "self-diagnosed people" instead of "white people"

though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night i can see french fries by the dashboard light...

i love star trek

Mr Bungie. great band

Ursula Leguin? Like I'm gonna listen to the villain from the Little Mermaid.

its really no coincidence at all that the three greatest men of the20th century-stalin, malcolm x, and prince-were black

4 stars

no matter what all the results for 'meat loaf shirt' are not the one i mean

took like 15 years for tobias forge to realize he could use his wacky teeth to his benefit. better late than never

Harry Potter and the Question of House Elf Consent

wow look at that. a bunch of trees. what do you call that again? tell me what i'm missing again mother fucker. tell me the word. tell me what a bunch of trees tends to be called. and DON'T fucking say GROVE

mpreg abortion story

turning the rammstein song off and seeing a red exclamation point pop up over the head of every millennial in a 500 foot radius

Jubal Priest

Brock Dickard

i used to think a bonobo was like a cute little spritely monkey. kind of disappointed to find out they're just like the diddy kong to a chimp's donkey kong

My Orphean Delights

making lord worm sounds when i open a beer and it tastes warm

whats with all these death cover bands featuring real musicians. not even judging its just bizarre

Dave Filoni, 3 bottles deep: Motherfuckers. 60%. I'm a visionary! Grogu. Mandalorian. Clone Wars. That Mexican Diego Luna stole it all! Rosario Dawson, grafted into Ahsoka makeup: Tony Gilroy did Andor, Dave. Diego's an actor. Dave: Only address me as CAD BANE! Are you fucking Tony? Are you fuckin

going to record stores with a label printer to put stickers that say "man o' war" over the "manowar" sections

♫ ladder-throwing jackie chan ♫