the altar of blood...

star wars could win back a lot of credibility by doing a Nuremburg type miniseries where Commander Cody is tried and executed for all the various atrocities he committed

i'd like to apologize to my non-existent, hypothetically super hot wife for saying how i'd cheat on her to make her insecure

*strangles gavin newsom until he makes the 8 and 16 pack mandatory in all stores that sell alcohol*

the fossoways of new barrel were cool... it was so cool. raymun wasnt an up jumped squire. he fought for a knight who remembered his vows... im going to drink another beer.

Rust, at the slightest inconvenience: time to go back to the nazi biker gang

honestly not entirely sure if someone died here earlier and it feels weird. not going to stop sucking down shitty beer but it's vaguely in the back of my mind

Reggie Ledoux

watching true detective again award

Palpatine voice: Chill with him. Chill with him now!

i think i found the perfect combination of liquors to get drunk without blacking out and crying. and i'll forget it immediately because it's a pain in the ass

running down pedestrians in the pope mobile

characters in the borgias: Ah, el papa, vermeduccio aspartame jeremy irons: oi cunt i'm spanish mate. fookin deal with it

hello stranger, would you like to know my sexual proclivities?

best case scenario is that we get a wormtongue ganking saruman situation with newsom and thiel. it's unlikely. but i want to believe

'family annihilation' is probably one of the most beautiful phrases in english. sad that it has such a dark association!

british goonies, they all look like sloth and sloth is the normal one

british i spit on your grave, jennifer is played by an 18 year old playing a 12 year old

british star wars, all the imperials talk like new yorkers

british death wish, probably about the same but racist in weirder ways

british rambo, just a bunch of guys with no guns getting murdered by a psycho vet

british dirty harry

how come drinking alcohol for 9 hours makes you feel bad? am i being poisoned? is it the jews

arch enemy is just like my stepdad gary, moving on to a younger woman every few years

just one more my dying bride album please. it can be bad i don't care i just want one more with aaron please. please god or whatever fuckiong demon cunt runs this world

not enough people are dooming about my dying bride leaving aaron fucking stainthorpe behind every time i think about this i struggle to stay alive

just realized that A Mortal Binding is the last new masterpiece i'll ever hear

i just finished huddling in a fetal position muttering "a knight who remembered his vows" and then i see this. is there no end of torment in sight for me?

jari maenpaa ensiferum: makes you wait 5 minutes for the 'lai lai hei' whoever came after: i don't know i've only listened to like 2 of their songs they were fine honestly

it will never not be hilarious when people say 'what's up' over and over while trying to be intimidating

i need more booze

they made raymun fossoway a cuckold

saturday evening the jack hits the big gulp cup and the coke hits the jack in the big gulp cup like uhh a dad who beats his whole family?

alright, you're not getting any of my reddit karma when i die

these are the only two decent looking kubrows i've ever gotten. and i've sent about 10 to the void in as many days

crime has been made illegal

Hologram Matthew McConey gives his trademark lazy grin. "Citizen, heh heh. It's been ten minutes since yer air tax's been paid. You wouldn't wanna displease Lord Thiel, would ya, buddy?" The red eye of the Thielite Sturmtruppen pierces through Matthew's blue haze, Analizer Rifle aimed at my chest.

so mad i could execute a white family "gangland style"

im completely unsure as to how you get stunted on so hard by a Nyx using Grakata of all things

The She-Sluts of Hornyia are back in... Whorecastle of Doom

ah damn is sid meier's voyager already out...

you've been entrusted

obama drinking four gallons of child blood while staring at you, unblinking:

some bitch just compared fire and blood to the silmarillion

boozed up and ready to wheeze raped in hatred by vines of thorn into a beer bottle

the at the gates album is coming out...

determined to win a game of civ 6 as canada. i want to rule the icy wastes