Beast of the week

I wish Dwemer ruins were real. I would love to be bisected by a centurian

The "I've been defeated" to "I can't fall here! It's time to make my retreat" pipeline

AHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! NOY!!!!

My name is Tikhon Jelvis.

6 years ago I took the person I was seeing to see the Sonic movie as a joke date now she's genuinely insane and occasionally tries to sic lolcow.farm on me

Carhartt is a lifestyle brand for people who want to look like their dog does industrial maintenance

Lately I've been thinking about the continuity of self

Knowing which of your friends will respond well if you text them "did marth from super smash bros ever get pussy" is a skill few people have

Liberal: Conservatives are bad Conservative: Liberals are bad Faith No More if they were hungry: It's why I'm cheesy, yum yum yum, I'm cheesy like breakfast morning

🧑‍⚕️🤬👿🛑📥👎 TheEvilSurgeon has blocked you.

As someone who grew up around a bunch of old Jewish people, many of whom grew up in Ukraine or whatever, I rarely heard anyone say the word "goy" until their underachieving grand/children moved to Williamsburg in the 2010s

My name is Cem Sultan.

Marie HUSSEIN Glusenkamp Perez

Deleted all non-IG social media apps off my phone now my preferred time killer is to watch this distant relative whose only social media is Quora. He started doing ketamine therapy and now yells at therapists on there saying if they don't do ketamine therapy they're basically killing their patients

majestic

Unsure whether I find the glowing New Yorker pieces on crackhead NYC podcasters or Silicon Valley stimulant abusers more annoying. Don't think I will make a choice.

Love this set. Adolf Schaller is the artist. He has lots of other great stuff naturally

Ghostwritten self-suck political autobiography called something like RESILIENCE: Leadership Under Occupation by Jacob Frey sitting in the Barnes & Noble discount bin within a year.

posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked

Already can't stand this app like a minimum 50% of all posts are "someone else's life was irrevocably changed or even ended, you need to think of how depressed that makes ME!"

"Can you believe it? The Blue Pedophile Party fucked us over again!"

My name is FuSoYa Siddiqui.

The biggest unsolved problem in philosophy is whether all of outside counts as one single room.

im slightly annoyed again that my old job robbed me of a chance to visit chicago

bending back a little too far when doing kettlebell snatches and a 35lb chunk of iron flies up my asshole

#birdbot

>when the crackhead podcaster with no skills talks about how epic joe biden's crackhead son with no skills is

i was a little too old for spongebob when it first came out and if i watched it now i feel like itd be appropriating black culture

PUSHING... DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS... PUSHING... DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...DRUGS...

I haven't listened to the new Megadeth album also I feel like I have a pretty immense capacity for just being a total prick. I'm entirely fine with one of those things

Pretty much anything Robert Fripp played on from 1974-1980 is some of the best pop music in the world

I hate the Kennedys so much it's indescribable

I feel safe in saying that Nat Turner would have used rockets if they existed

became a streamingcel and can't find the original release of Lightning To The Nations now 👎

Hate to give "takes" on AI but LinkedIn people are so insane about it. People are more hostile there than on /g/. Someone will make a post saying Claude doesn't work great for them, then another guy will both reply and do their version of QRT thing with "learn to context window, fucking moron"

Reminded of when my friend who lives in his parents spare room told us that ChatGPT is way cheaper than hiring a personal assistant

Clavicular was NPCMaxxing at the club !!! 🙀

I went to Place, Japan and nobody knew you