Full support to President Maduro in his fight against the pedophilic interests of the united states of america

Already going above and beyond his campaign promises you love to see it

X dot comes recent integration of a child pornography generator into it's interface has me committed to spending more time on here instead

I've been reading Naked Lunch and laughing at the idea of Dracula Flow narrating it

2025 was a huge year for content and it looks like 2026 is going to be just as big

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY

#WombatWednesday returns for a very special #WombatThursday happy 2026 Wombats!

Haven't posted him in a while but he's doing well

My top 12 movies from 2025 that I saw in 2025. Not pictured are movies I haven't seen yet. Order doesn't really matter so much after the first 4. Yes I think Wallace and Gromit was that good.

Childhood is when you idolize Legolas. Adulthood is when you realize Gimli makes more sense

Brigitte Bardot devoted her life to animal rights. She also devoted her life to hating gay people, Muslims, Jews, victims of sexual assault and immigrants. A textbook case for how becoming an advocate doesn't make you a good person

Animals 1.0 they were really just doing whatever

I got an insulated vest for Christmas. I'm a vest guy now

The best Christmas album of all time. The one that makes Christmas feel like Christmas. Have a good one y'all

Whaddup grandma y'all got nog up in this bitch?

I'm not sure if this is true but I'm going to tell everyone I know that it's true for the rest of my life

First they came for goatse and I did not speak out because cumming for goatse is nastyyyyy

The Strange-Nosed Chameleon (left) is not to be confused with the Bizarre-Nosed Chameleon (right)

this could be us

Im going to start referring to the Black Eyed Peas as "The Peas" like they're the Rolling Stones. I think that's a good way to piss off my friends and family

A perfect scene

No guitar solo has ever fixed the world. Yet.

How I look singing Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD in my car

Do y'all think my homie has bovine tuberculosis?

Bro is cooking like he's got somewhere to be. He doesn't.

It's not that cold today you could probably just wear a light jack it

We made fun of Akon for wanting to build Akon City but you listen to Don't Matter and understand why someone would give him millions of dollars

Yessss dude fuck yessss

Citing a rotten tomatoes audience score is crazy cuz who the fuck is reviewing movies on rotten tomatoes? What kind of craven psycho isn't using letterboxd in 2025

LĒT'S GŌ KĀKĀPŌ

Is Mario Kart canon? Do Mario and Bowser and Donkey Kong set aside their differences and go gokarting on the weekends or is the track an extension of their eternal rivalry

Important

Sexual dimorphism in pink salmon is wild. Yeah let's just make males look like monsters

Absolute unit

Are you a mere driver? Or are you a MOTORIST

I need this to be abundantly clear. The sea lions she's talking about are not invasive. They're called Steller's Sea Lions and their populations are in decline because humans are killing all their salmon

The Red Grouse. Lagopus lagopus. A name so nice you say it twice

Spotify just called me unc

I try not to be too sincere on here but the MN Somali community is really amazing. I know so many wonderful Somali people who have made my life immeasurably better. Nobody should have to "contribute" to live here, but this is a group of people who give so much and ask nothing in return

Pardon my french but these are so fucking cool

Im on the bus and the bus just switched drivers and the new driver looks exactly like the old driver

Same tbh

Happy Thanksgiving to all my american friends. To all my other friends, stay classy or whatever