es ist gefährlich alleine raus zu gehn bitte nimm diesen gespensterfish

Barreleye Fish have the craziest adaptation I've ever seen, a transparent head. Their eyes point upward through their head so they can see prey above them, and the green pigmentation allows them to filter out sunlight!

If you go to McDonald's and order a "McSlappy" the cashier will beat your ass

I took this picture of Da Moon

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Guess who's back! 🦇 55 years missing: An international team led by the museum rediscovered the Turkestan long-eared bat in the Karakum Desert. Endemic species like 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘬𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘴 reveal how life adapts – and why protecting unique habitats matters. 🌏 📹 Christian Dietz #biodiversity #bats

America's Mayor

Every Holden Bloodfeast in American politics is going to shame you for celebrating this but then Trump is going to talk mad shit about him to the first reporter who asks

The Irish word for ladybug is Bóín Dé, which literally means "God's Little Cow"

Got addicted to quizlet game I made for a class award

✋️ Up top big dawg

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're Larus argentatus smithsonianus?

I know when Abraham Lincoln was killed they arrested and tried the conspirators but was it really a conspiracy? It seems like Booth just told all his friends he was gonna do it and they were like "lol awesome. You can borrow my horse"

AI is poisoning and bankrupting us

That might sound like a lot of money but keep in mind he's a field-leading expert in both sexual harassment and elder abuse

Just in case you need a reminder 👇

I found a youtube channel that explains chemistry concepts that has really sexual AI lady scientists in every thumbnail

I've decided that Tomes's Sword-Nosed Bat is the Bat Of All Time. Everyone form a line and congratulate them

The humble worm

There's a lesson here. In the face of a united left, the right will inevitably crumble into ineffectual factions of weirdos, idiots and loud racists

The tongue is the future of Robots?.. He kisses better than a man!

Worms can eat Jell-o, but a better question is: should they?

Fun fact he was interviewed by the Warren Commission because he was a student of Ruth Paine, who was renting a room to Lee Harvey Oswald at the time of the JFK assassination

STOP YELLING AT ME MERRIAM-WEBSTER

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

Numbats are a species of small endangered marsupials native to Australia. They only eat ants!

It's funny that One Battle After Another is the biggest hit of PTA's career and it's still being called a woke flop and Jared Leto has bombed three times off two movies

So hot when a woman smells vaguely of sulfur. Like what black magic are you getting into babygirl

This is such an awesome list of places affected by the AWS outage. I love when my cell service, home security system, banking app and phone games all use the same web service. Privatizing and monopolizing the internet was such a good idea.

Hup!

No Kings organizers thinking they can keep out pro-Palestinian voices when it’s the biggest issue going is perfect lib brained bullshit: no kings for us, kings for others we view as subhuman

Israel spent 2 years saying "release the hostages and we'll stop!" And now the hostages are free and there's no difference

Making my kid dress up as Charlie Kirk for Halloween and crying in front of him when he spills ketchup on the shirt

Human babies: waah i was just born this is scary im going to poop on the doctor it's too cold put me back Sea turtle babies:

High-trust societies are dope as hell

The codename is bivollante

The My Yammy Dolphins

Biden and his fellow zionists spending 15 months labeling anti-genocide protesters as antisemites was part of what made this moment possible.

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

I for one am SHOCKED

Missing Mac Miller a little extra today. 100 grandkids. What a track. (This user is extremely 28)

She's having the time of her fucking life

Normal country

He is so embarrassed

I love how fake the Nobel Prize in Economics is

I'm not going to say there's nothing israel could do to get me to like them, because they could still nuke tel aviv. That option is still on the table. This is me throwing them a bone

bitch what

Do you guys think Sisyphus ever tried to fuck the rock

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters