POV you got out of your seat for two seconds

boys

himb on the way to his suck ass job

Saturn Devouring His Son (painting by Goya)

my lawyer works for kibble

she is literally the best #widowsbay

don’t talk to my little chungus son again

none of my business

would you still love me if i was built this way?

boys night in

look i know i took my time in the can but this is ridiculous

let’s be udders with mama

ratatouille if he specialised in cake

if not football then why football shaped 🏈

black cats are beautiful

last thing a little fish sees when it strays too close to the moray eel’s lair

tra-vol-ta and a beret tra-vol-ta and a beret tra-vol-ta and a beret

they’re playing Angine de Poitrine on the NBA stream

comin’ out of my cave and i been doin’ just fine

comin’ out of my cave and i been doin’ just fine

my friend (slug)goo

he’s too young to be doing this for the publicity

someone enjoying their dad being home sick

Gandalf returns to the dwarves at the Battle of the Five Armies

one speaks only truth // one speaks only lies

F—K YOU I’M AN ANTEATER

literally built like this

the geese can read now

they’ve unionised

i have to go. my planet needs me. bye.

hello dave

me in da club

one thing you should know about me is if you hurt an animal around me i will kay aye double hockey sticks you

face of a guy who did a wet sneeze into his dad’s face at 4am

wore two different shoes to the gym in case you’re wondering how i’m doing

i should never have used that new conditioner

we know how to spend a saturday night

not too sure about this new water fountain

nice argument however i have already portrayed myself as the high flying mitch robinson and you as the stumbling bumbling joel embiid

neck mogged

killdozer 2.0

this could be us

let’s be snacks with mama

he dance

on a clear day you can see… whatever..

on a clear day you can see… whatever..

we call them drop bears cos them balls be hella DROPPIN’

boop the snoot Y/N

me and the gigantic baddie i pulled by being cute af