ok.. good start.. just 99 more to draw..

when you’re dainty

in my dreams i am mighty

never underestimate the appeal of a perfectly spherical head. no ears to cut down on wind resistance.

what’s your poison?

the towel is angry

i can be your angel // or your devil

me, watching the waiter bring out your meal first, even though i clearly ordered before you

ever feel like you’re being watched?

me and my psychiatrist, working on my boundaries

step off bro

DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?!?

the council of elders will decide your fate

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

busted

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

how your email finds me

need a wristwatch like this

my emotions

“That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

his greed sickens me

i got that shit on

world’s colliding! alex from the slam n jam pod wearing a hat from one of my favourite metal bands

full of soup

walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm

walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm

me, flirting:

is for you

hot cross bun season is a really bad season to try carb reduction

the mighty hunter

lil stinker phenotype

MAGA schism over whether the super bowl halftime show was a snooze fest or too woke

them drop they aplpe

came over to stare at him like this

the punishers cat

just a lil guy

gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair

let’s be otterly adorable with mama and papa

ridiculous shape

onward, noble steed

balding men with long long ponytails gotta be one of the saddest sights that nature has to offer

my goat > your goat

crying in da club 😭

can i come over and stare at you like this?

literal thought bubble

the legends were true! nessie lives!!

middle aged men base an awful lot of their personality around how much faster they can walk along a footpath than other dudes

me and coo

bnuuy decimal system

crying all over again. the world lost a beautiful one.