No creature is more excited to be RKO’d than the humble dog

Is Thomas bahama here

One of the elevator buttons was brighter than the others, but only when looking at the touchscreen from an angle. If I was 15% crazier I could prob work w this

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Started using a daily planner whiteboard

Schumers tether to this world is p weak, a strong astral projector could prob pilot him around the capitol like a Hitman level

hidden eye tech I discovered is you can see in much darker lighting than you normally could by wiggling your head a bit

Bro it’s snowy af

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They let Ralph Fiennes off his leash in the bone temple

Jason Statham defends a lighthouse from special forces in his new film

My bank keeps running this ad campaign about how there’s more to life than money and it makes me nervous. Like no YOU’RE supposed to be focused on the bag

He’s so old and tired man

Carney speech feels historically significant

copywriters don’t even try anymore man

Whenever I have a toothache I think about how many historical figures must have been rawdogging this shit their whole lives, just completely out of their minds

Add the ability to save drafts. It’s as essential as the blood-brain barrier

I simply do not believe left wing Germans were this self-pitying in the 30s

This place is nicer but unfortunately there’s a sickness in my soul and I turn on my phone at lunch to argue with the lectern guy from J6, not to be nice

Bon iver

I’m having trouble remembering who some of you are

Love that the schlong feed is still going strong, I must assume it’s a feature not a bug atp

What careers have the lowest chance of being shown an AI video of a dancing baby by your middleaged coworker I’m trying to make some changes

I think a part of why the mayor isn’t arresting any ice officers is he doesn’t want to test whether the police have a de facto veto (they do) and things unravel from there

When twt finally gets banned in half the world and we’re reunited

I love the Obama Fortress he’s building

I remember being really worried for Merry as a child

Literally nobody in possession of the One Ring seems to ever be having a good time, what is the appeal

I’ve become so zen I no longer care about bad cgi in a movie

Twitter is now a colosseum for 5000 pedophiles vs Will Stancil. It wasn’t exactly good last week but it wasn’t that

Everyone (not me) got tricked by the mid credit scene in Sinners so there was just dozens of ppl standing in the aisles and at the door like the national anthem was playing

What a song

An Abandoned school

Cutie pie

Sunrise

Bog witch from Jibaro

>forget about sparkling water on desk >wake up, it’s regular water Cant lose

people will show up and comment on ur reply like “i didn’t like this joke. explain it to me NOW” without even following and the closest feeling I can think of is how it must have felt landing on an isolated island filled with a ground-dweeling species that has no natural predators

First starfish I’ve ever seen (rip)

Winter in Western Mass

Achievement unlocked! form first lifetime grudge against mufo who unfollowed without softblocking

Crafting ingredient ass plant

some recent work i did for a ttrpg zine for horror game delta green

I straight up don’t remember like 40% of people I follow on here and I think that’s beautiful. We can fall in love all over again

It’s awesome that people are/were(?) solemnly calling themselves “elders” of a website that’s only existed for 2 years