Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

why do Arab horse people smear Vaseline over their horses faces

how dare progressives have moral clarity about *checks notes* pedophilia and genocide

80s: Japan is the future 90s, 00s: Japan in dying country typified by stagnant incomes, xenophobia and toxic, sexless nerd culture Now: oh, that WAS the future

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

Tex Mex is short for Texas Mexas

As promised! Alice's Horse Facts brings you a new horse fact: Horses fart when they buck or pick up a hind leg because those actions flex the fart muscle. You can often make a horse fart by pushing gently on his perineum an inch or so below the anus.

Hi Alice! My true name is unpronounceable with a human tongue and would drive you mad if you heard it spoken, but you can call me Sweasel! I enjoy making bouquets of children's bones, fomenting political unrest in countries I will never visit, and chasing the elderly in their dreams!

Hi Alice! I absolutely adore asking strangers "what about..” this only very tangentially related thing just to derail a point. Just so happy to be in the thread

personally? pretty into making vague posts online for strangers to misinterpret and then yell at me please no kink shaming

Hi, I'm Yoda. I'm a pisces (transphobe) but really I think I inherited my star heart from my mother (khmer rouge enthusiast). I also enjoy music and the act of fishing.

Introduction time! Hi. My name is Alice, I love animals and going into stranger's threads and correcting them, even when they are obviously joking.

The enema of my enemy is my friend

Maki is certain that we cloned Casey for her and she's very pleased that just as she thought, life is 100% about her needs and wants

I don't really save memes so this is the closest I get

This applies to like 90% of the things on this website, heed this please

Ryan had decided to take it upon himself to fix our bathroom sinks and I made him promise they would be whole bathrooms before I host the work Xmas party bc I cannot have it be like when I went to his sister's house and there was no sink and the toilet was set up for the cat to use.

So many things in this world would be so much better if our ego-humility scale slides more towards the latter.

Twin Peaks: Doctor Jacoby watching a recording of Maddy, in disguise as Laura.

Just a reminder, I'm working on a new one coming out in the next couple of days!

We all make mistakes! A thing I learned as a grown up person is when we make mistakes, owning and apologizing with no excuses is truly the least confrontational way to go! You can just say "Oh no! I misread, I'm really sorry!"

At Cowboy Dressage, 100% of my transitions were voice aids. They are said so quietly no one could here them except her. I have no idea why they've been banned in straight dressage until now.

This applies to like 90% of the things on this website, heed this please

Who is this Jonathan Martin and does he need help removing his head from his bottom

Well yes, she's a fraud and a ghoul who tricked terminal cancer patients with her nonsense, no one is doubting she would fit right in. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

I gotchu

U up

Importance: HIGH

This one of you?

@formergregsamsa.bsky.social This is the best idea that has ever idea'd! youtube.com/shorts/TWPlv...

I don't understand men

Post your favourite Star Trek character

Post your favourite Star Trek character

Post your favourite Star Trek character.

Because of the upward-rising price of eggs, Marc Andreessen is now worth three times his worth in 2022.

My most fist-shaking old lady opinion is that auto tune has ruined pop music forever

I would like a pill organizer that isn't ugly

Dear Diary, The sunny spot in the garden has gone missing again; I have taken to bed. I can barely eat my kibble.

Uh-oh

The riots have been postponed

AURORA BOREALIS SHINING DOWN ON DALLAS

you'd think his mom had sold him for ibuprofen

Twin Peaks: Donna and her sister, Harriet.

THE COUNTY OF MIDSOMER

There are falling people everywhere for those with eyes to see

What's the over/under on fetterman switching parties before new years

My Little Pony is real

Some of you are very rude!!!