The face that says “he must be so smart because I don’t know what he’s talking about”

Michael J Fox is on this episode of Night Court!

Palo Alto's shady superintendent very suddenly announced his departure today; the amnt of emphasis everyone is putting on the fact that it was a totally mutual breakup that was completely mutual makes me think he was sacked for something so awful, the district doesn't want anyone to know what is was

The US housing market is so fucked that Zillow is now selling real estate in World of Warcraft

it is Dirigible Friday once again, my dudes.

Blimp

Watch Trump take credit for the prices going down

“Why are you crying, Shileighle? Don’t you like your Cookie Monster fur chair?”

IKEA has muppet skin chairs for toddlers now

Today is Octidi the 28th of Pluviôse in the year 234. Pluviôse is the month of rain. Today we celebrate cyclamen.#JacobinDay More information on cyclamen

What a nice skirt (or scarf?) this beautiful Amanita muscaria has! 🧣 📷 Canon R5 Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM M, f/4, 1/20, ISO 400 Stack of 8 images 11/6/24 Northern Oregon Coast #mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms 🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄‍🟫

A proundie if you will.

It was A. Most of you guessed correctly. My kid doesn't even know who Adam Sandler is.

Charles in Charge Day Wear Your Favourite Citrus Fruit Day Quadrangle Day Tricorn Hat Day Plant or Animal Day: Dress up as Robert Plant or your favourite animal! Wrinkles Day

Every Wednesday at my kid's school is a Spirit Day apparently. Guess what tomorrow's day is. A) Adam Sandler Day B) Groundhog Day C) Wear Your Underwear on the Outside Day Please choose one or put your own best guess in the comments.

Another one from earlier

Saw this on Mastodon and knew @piegoblin.bsky.social needed to see it

Wtf Palo Alto Weekly?

we don't talk nearly enough about nonprofit fraud in the US

"Also, Grand Central should be named after my wife and not a piano. Why name it after a piano? That makes no sense."

We created a society that requires a car, and not having one, or the cash or support system to replace it is a death sentence. So instead of public transportation and govt funded support for the elderly, we just let them drive. It's a great system

My brain when I hear "pairs figure skating"

I must beg of you all not to be jealous, but

"as a sapiosexual, I consider The New Yorker to be porn"

I ate an oyster, watch out

A real live unicorn!

This is a baby carrier? Right? Stateline Tack is using an AI app to manage their website, I think

nick fuentes should be a warning to children everywhere What happens when you don’t eat your vegetables

Machines took his job

How come nobody ever gives me skulls for MY skull pile? 😭

🎵creamy chicken seasoned with salt and pepper so black throw down your fettuccine noodle so i can climb right back🎵

An Alice's Horse Facts by request! Horses do not have collarbones! Instead, they have a "sling" made up of muscles, tendons and ligaments. This means their shoulder is "floating". It allows for greater range of motion.

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

This country needs a genuine program of deBoomerfication across all levels of government, clearly you cannot run an actual democracy catering entirely to people who can feel death's cold hand on their shoulders. Decisions should be made by people who have to live with them

BREAKING: gavin newsom is couch

RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.

Winter in northern California

did epstein's island have a machine that made mens' heads egg-shaped

Did...did Troy write this? @shelleyelwood.bsky.social @ginerso.bsky.social

Lmao....! No.

"I can't come to bed honey, I'm -investigating- this Bad Bunny Superbowl performance and the jiggling of the ladies butts"

"I'm going to sit down and watch this -filth- so many times so I can pinpoint exactly where the arousing parts are!!!!"

I'm going to end up saving so many drafts I'm trying to delete

I wonder what Rep Andy Ogles thinks gay porn actually is