America A: - chili for every meal - don't understand where the sun goes every night - best friend is a wrench America B: - every drink is frothed - incapable of watching Pawn Stars without vomiting - very wet elbows

I'm sorry but I don't think anyone actually does this? At least not in any great number. I've traveled a lot and I've never met anyone who does this.

What grounds me in my community work aside from parenthood: “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality”. - James Baldwin

wtaf

Time for another one of Alice's Horse Facts! Horses produce 5 to 10 gallons of saliva a day! For reference, those blue jugs of water that people use for drinking fountains is 5 gallons.

Who else is up alternating episodes of league of gentlemen and golden girls

New horse fact dropping tomorrow

Please do not be weird to my friends! Please show common decency! Weirdness includes: -inappropriate sexualization -unwarranted rudeness -lewd jokes with zero context except the one you invented in your mind

I sure hope chuck schumer writes an angry letter

This maths seems off

Look what I saw today and initially thought someone was driving once of those very early electric cars that looked like shit.

If you had asked me to quickly name the place I thought was the number one spot for catching measles,

Mickey Rooney's real first name was "Ninnian"

Why is this not a link???! Why do people do this?!

I'm so lame but.... Rebecca.

I have been put on a shitlibs blocklist 😂😂😂

Why didn't she wear a boiler suit and a budenovka? This is an outrage

same

Cheers

Hear me out...

Merry New Year!!!

I need a winter break do over, this one has been mentally and physically taxing

Odd how they got this video of Oona

*Johnny Cash voice* 🎶I hear the trash trucks coming they're rolling round the bend but i put all the cans out last night just before ten🎶

when i posted about hating a mop and someone thought i was shitting on swifties

Sauron's security was defeated by two hobbits, who entered undetected through an unlocked backdoor, armed only with two swords and a flashlight

Drop them into a volcano

When you get to chatting with the crunchy mums in your neighbourhood

Just call me Alicella Gigantea

Give: slightly used bag party ice (only used for one evening) Will choose someone later today if there's interest

Liz Truss interviewing Curtis Yarvin is what is playing on the loudspeakers in one of the rooms of hell. Not sure how it made it up here.....unless....

Funny watching so many folk celebrate Bardot. It brings this meme to mind.

Once went on a date with a guy principally bc he looked like Marc Bolan

"your visage offends me" -some guy who insisted on keeping me in his blind spot earlier today

"oh darling, isn't the Antioch Concrete Plant beautiful this time of year?"

"no, I don't like going there, it's too loud."

Make a Bond movie casual On Her Majesty's Postal Service

Dr. Nah

Make a Bond movie casual Lawnraker

Make a Bond movie casual Gold-platedfinger

And now there's officially a Tornado Warning out for Santa Cruz County for this offshore mini-supercell thunderstorm, which is likely producing a waterspout over water that could move inland as a tornado near Santa Cruz. #CAwx

🎵 I'm....dreaming....of a wet Christmas....🎵

Tornado watch

did some modifications to my macro setup and man I can get a lot closer now. anyway lichen looks extremely alien when you get up in them guts.

I'd watch it.

I have to assume that some of the 34k are not bots but I can't understand why

PLEASE start checking your sources, GODDAMN

Time to post your favorite Santas mine is Drunk and Dirty Santa from Trading Places