"I mean, if you want to go to school out west with a bunch of hippies and vegetarians, we guess you can take the ACT" - my school administration's official line

"The Food Network wouldn't risk someone committing s*icide, they're not TLC, for cripes sake"

Laser Train, pew pew turnto10.com/weather/weat...

Tell me what your food must haves for Thanksgiving are

Man, I love Thanksgiving food

“For the first time since 1959, it is now legal to build new corner stores in residential neighbourhoods across Toronto.”

This guy is so f*cking mad that he lived his life to run for president in 1992 and it's not 1992 anymore.

@universalhub.com @boston.com @erininthemorning.com

Congrats to Montreal, with its REM Deux Montagnes (Two Mountains) Branch opening today! Adding 20.5 miles (33 km) via the ROW of the former electrified commuter rail line of the same name under CN, AMT & exo, the fully-automated REM light metro now serves an additions 14 stations

The Epstein files are a hoax to distract us from what's really important: cheesy fiesta potatoes

The mainline Protestants are continuing to radicalize

Disgrunt

My son is home

Any time someone alludes to Bill Clinton's...um...knob slobber, I have a lil' stroke I think

I guess this is our plan for today

This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats. Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives. You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

What TV dad did you wish your dad was more like or that you wished you had instead of your dad?

This is brilliant.

Going through a hot cereals phase

This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

and there was an after dinner 'cello

Hook

100 years ago? Probably a farmer or a fisherman given where I grew up and who I was descended from.

The fact that Minneapolis had a better public transit system in fucking 1913 is maybe the best argument against capitalism of all time.

"white wine is not going to stain your teeth!" - young woman next toe to drinking companion

I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

🙊

Warren, Hirono as whip

A restaurant connected to a hotel offers fantastic observation opportunities to a solo diner

and yes, my food arrived before 18:00

It's Friday at 17:30

"the historical society wasn't asked about parking" 🙄🙄🙄🫠

Featured comment on our Arborway story (linked below) "If an airport had a poor safety record and they refused to take corrective action in a timely manner would we continue to let them operate?" www.reddit.com/r/streetsblo...

Flannel forearm Friday

The proliferation of AI created JDs/job postings shows that we are in absolute hell.

Jurassic Park

Gremlins

"Nanette has a groundhog loving in her yard, not a groundhog, you know what I mean" I assure you mother, I have no idea what on earth woodland creature you mean. (It probably *is* a groundhog)

Even the wealthy prefer the services and experience of a well funded city. What a surprise.

The last thing the CD2 race in Maine needs is a flood of guys who think the Senate race is too hard. Please don't.

We are facing some economic headwinds, but, for the first time in a while, it seems like the Commonwealth has a bit more oomph to keep all of us moving ahead with revenues from the milionaires' tax.

Oh no, who will play candy crush and distract hepatitis Elmo in Times Square? Oh no.

We're all online enough that everyone knows what "hamster banana" refers to, right?

Even Winifred Banks knew it

hello nine eleven? I would like to report a murder

New England is so change averse

“Homeless teenaged whore seduces respectable man, ruining his life”