Dorothy Whoresnack
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If you know me in real life no you don’t 🤗 Adults only 🔞
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
over 1 year ago
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Wild headline tbh
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This makes me sad because the idea of a Great American State Fair is good, actually, and would have been fun in a different timeline
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3 days ago
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and you’re gonna like it
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11 days ago
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As someone who used to work at a museum in Deadwood, this depiction of Calamity Jane is, um, really something
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12 days ago
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“bars [claim] they've seen three-times the beer consumptions this week compared to St. Patrick's Day weekend in Boston”
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Boston bars running out of beers as Scotland fans swarm downtown for World Cup
With three days left until Scotland’s next matchup and more World Cup fans flying into Boston, city bars say they’re quickly running out of beer.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/boston-bars-running-beers-scotland-231639036.html
12 days ago
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12 days ago
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One of the hottest men who’s ever been in my apartment came over and I oopie got brown poop water on him so I’m taking the opportunity to remind you that if you can’t handle me at my Yoo-hoo you don’t deserve me at my Dom Pérignon 😌
12 days ago
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got a haircut please clap
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@seanferrick.bsky.social
I like your “Friend of Garak” shirt, but I think maybe there is another character in the Star Trek universe who makes a better analogue to Dorothy…(in case you haven’t noticed my user name, *ahem*)
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13 days ago
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🫒
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lukey
14 days ago
psa - bouncing on it once or twice as friends won’t ruin our friendship x
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it’s fat cock sunday
15 days ago
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My Lyft driver has his wife/girlfriend saved in his phone as “my heart” 🥲
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Please read Greta Thunberg’s birthday wish for the president if you haven’t yet
15 days ago
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i’m close
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Senator Mitch McConnell hospitalized on Sunday morning, spokesperson says
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell was admitted to the hospital Sunday morning, a spokesman said in a statement.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/senator-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-sunday-morning-spokesperson-says-2026-06-14/
15 days ago
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“The hill I will die on” well, at least you’re dead!
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15 days ago
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hey wanna see something funny
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LIVE: See Donald Trump's name come off the Kennedy Center as it happens
YouTube video by MS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880quUg?is=bLK1ya3_HOB_G7IZ
16 days ago
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so anyway plants can think
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We May Be Surrounded by Trillions of Conscious Beings, Research Suggests—And They Aren't Human
Research on bean plants, mimosas, and acacia trees suggests plants may sense, remember, communicate, and make choices in surprisingly complex ways.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/science/articles/we-may-be-surrounded-by-trillions-of-conscious-beings-research-suggestsand-they-arent-human-210000791.html
17 days ago
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John Breen
17 days ago
The quote is advice for children. It’s not telling adults to look for helpers. It’s telling adults to be helpers
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I just want to point out that they have had 11 years to come up with a nickname for this guy and they went with Donald Slump
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18 days ago
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currently obsessed with baroque dance notation (it’s kind of similar to marching band charts, each person has their own line showing the path they take, and all the other symbols show what they are supposed to do with their feet)
18 days ago
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Matt Baume 🏳️🌈
19 days ago
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
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At 6am Delta told me my flight was delayed and then 3 hours later after I’d changed my plans of when to go to the airport they told me just kidding it’s leaving on time again 🫠
21 days ago
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Polls like this are amazing because if a full 20% of people were gay or trans we would be enough of a voting block that we wouldn’t even be having these conversations
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24 days ago
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I get paid from 2 different jobs tomorrow, this is what Christmas Eve used to feel like
24 days ago
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when you wanted feet pics but he sent hole pics instead:
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26 days ago
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is this from the new harry potter show
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28 days ago
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guys where am i supposed to plug in my butter churn
29 days ago
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when he’s sucking so good it sounds like music:
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👀
about 1 month ago
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Me trying to figure out if the guy I’m flirting with is into fisting:
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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waiting for the day he fails the cognitive test and insists to everyone that it’s rigged
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about 1 month ago
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I got the worst flu of my life in January, but sure, let’s assume it’s because of ebola
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about 1 month ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
about 1 month ago
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Probably like Bambi’s mom or something, but the one that sticks in my brain is Algernon
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about 1 month ago
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iran is our suez canal crisis isn’t it
about 1 month ago
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I have absolutely no memory of writing this
about 1 month ago
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile
about 1 month ago
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Close enough: welcome back American writer John Steinbeck
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about 1 month ago
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Because 2x0 is still 0?
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about 1 month ago
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Hey so if you watch The Perfect Line today at 4:30pm ET on Game Show Network you might see someone you’ve seen naked (and I’m not talking about Deborah Norville)
about 1 month ago
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Ben Franklin had so many great aphorisms 🥲
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about 1 month ago
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invite me to the snoregy
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about 1 month ago
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Golden hour selfie 💁♀️
about 2 months ago
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again I ask: how come people on the right are allowed to have their own entire media landscape bubble and people on the left can’t even have one little social media website where we don’t have to get abused by nazis all the time as a price of admission? I’m fucking tired
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about 2 months ago
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because every person I met in childhood who liked sports called me a f*ggot
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about 2 months ago
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I promise you there is at least one other type of person…
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about 2 months ago
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can you chill out
@bostongayboy.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
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