Wild headline tbh

This makes me sad because the idea of a Great American State Fair is good, actually, and would have been fun in a different timeline

and you’re gonna like it

As someone who used to work at a museum in Deadwood, this depiction of Calamity Jane is, um, really something

“bars [claim] they've seen three-times the beer consumptions this week compared to St. Patrick's Day weekend in Boston”

One of the hottest men who’s ever been in my apartment came over and I oopie got brown poop water on him so I’m taking the opportunity to remind you that if you can’t handle me at my Yoo-hoo you don’t deserve me at my Dom Pérignon 😌

got a haircut please clap

@seanferrick.bsky.social I like your “Friend of Garak” shirt, but I think maybe there is another character in the Star Trek universe who makes a better analogue to Dorothy…(in case you haven’t noticed my user name, *ahem*)

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psa - bouncing on it once or twice as friends won’t ruin our friendship x

it’s fat cock sunday

My Lyft driver has his wife/girlfriend saved in his phone as “my heart” 🥲

Please read Greta Thunberg’s birthday wish for the president if you haven’t yet

i’m close

“The hill I will die on” well, at least you’re dead!

hey wanna see something funny

so anyway plants can think

The quote is advice for children. It’s not telling adults to look for helpers. It’s telling adults to be helpers

I just want to point out that they have had 11 years to come up with a nickname for this guy and they went with Donald Slump

currently obsessed with baroque dance notation (it’s kind of similar to marching band charts, each person has their own line showing the path they take, and all the other symbols show what they are supposed to do with their feet)

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

At 6am Delta told me my flight was delayed and then 3 hours later after I’d changed my plans of when to go to the airport they told me just kidding it’s leaving on time again 🫠

Polls like this are amazing because if a full 20% of people were gay or trans we would be enough of a voting block that we wouldn’t even be having these conversations

I get paid from 2 different jobs tomorrow, this is what Christmas Eve used to feel like

when you wanted feet pics but he sent hole pics instead:

is this from the new harry potter show

guys where am i supposed to plug in my butter churn

when he’s sucking so good it sounds like music:

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Me trying to figure out if the guy I’m flirting with is into fisting:

waiting for the day he fails the cognitive test and insists to everyone that it’s rigged

I got the worst flu of my life in January, but sure, let’s assume it’s because of ebola

Probably like Bambi’s mom or something, but the one that sticks in my brain is Algernon

iran is our suez canal crisis isn’t it

I have absolutely no memory of writing this

Close enough: welcome back American writer John Steinbeck

Because 2x0 is still 0?

Hey so if you watch The Perfect Line today at 4:30pm ET on Game Show Network you might see someone you’ve seen naked (and I’m not talking about Deborah Norville)

Ben Franklin had so many great aphorisms 🥲

invite me to the snoregy

Golden hour selfie 💁‍♀️

again I ask: how come people on the right are allowed to have their own entire media landscape bubble and people on the left can’t even have one little social media website where we don’t have to get abused by nazis all the time as a price of admission? I’m fucking tired

because every person I met in childhood who liked sports called me a f*ggot

I promise you there is at least one other type of person…

can you chill out @bostongayboy.bsky.social