i don’t know anything about matt rife, but is he just 2020s dane cook?

calling hammond, indiana the east side of chicago is like calling the butthole south pussy. geographically i guess its correct but really its just a shitty place.

come on thunder. you dumb bitch. bring the rain

these fucking dorks. “trump is doing evil shit but karma is coming (in this example karma is a 64% chance of rain for his stupid ufc bullshit)”.

does new jersey really love bon jovi this much or am i just having bad luck?

it's cool cause like if you're not in maine no one cares if you like platner so why would you go out of your way to say you do at this moment

yeah Ike Reilly isn’t as well known and Tom Morello or Adam Jones, but Libertyville should be proud of him too.

“if none of you wants to play on the Titanic, i happily will” -john rich, probably. also dude really looked at bob ritchie and was like “fuck yeah, i want to look like that”

i wonder how eric swalwell is doing. bad i hope.

do people on the right take classes before they go on fox? they all speak exactly the same

I'll Grant You This. Wednesday's sunset in Chicago's Grant Park.

someone should invent a president not in cognitive decline that we can have.

i’m ready for fall already.

driving 6 miles to work like some kind of bumpkin

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

adding this to my tinder profile.

also stop texting me asking me to leave you a review on google and/or facebook or whatever. when i moved the moving company wanted me to leave 4 reviews and text them screenshots proving i did. the lawyer for selling my house wanted 2 reviews too

thinking back to when one of the teachers during my apprenticeship was explaining our retirement investment options and one of the companies was Dodge & Cox and the disappoints look he gave me when i laughed after he said he liked dodgin’ cocks

Republicans send Federal Agents, kidnapping and killing our neighbors. When we respond with outrage, Democratic leaders send State Troopers, gassing and assaulting all who speak out. Federal agents escalate, local communities resist, then state power is used to terrorize. They shoot us all the same.

really going to need youtube to stop telling me the videos i’m watching were uploaded 17 years ago

Important to note that it is a labor strike as well because "GEO Group’s Delaney Hall in Newark, New Jersey, runs on immigrant labor. Detainees cook, clean, and repair the facility for as little as $1 a day and sometimes for nothing at all."

amazing seeing this medias touch pervert calling trump netanyahu’s puppet like biden wasn’t.

This lawyer represents New Jersey Democrats and national Democratic Party. He cheers using militarized state troopers to crush protesters as a *strategic move* to protect residents from being brutalized by different cops. The Democratic establishment will walk us off a cliff.

Their new girlfriend is women

our government is owned by weird tech dweebs www.wired.com/story/us-law...

sir, we’ve lost bett michaels. our bops will no longer be unskinny

trying to become a regular at this bar so i can earn their trust, then bring in malört

just realized i can kinda see the skyline from my front door. excuse the shitty pic. i didn’t want to look like a tourist

guys. i’m dropping out of the freedom 250 lineup too. my manager didn’t even tell me about this and he’s been fired.

None of us would care this was happening if Kamala were president. None of us.

riotfest looks kind of rad this year

handed the pharmacist my phone so he could see the pic of my insurance card and he swiped in the wrong direction and got hit with this.

Kerry King when it’s time for a solo

a mafia movie set in chicago about two warring families call Italian Beef

ooops

i live halfway between 2 Dunkins. i’m the queen of sweet treats.

jeff’s right

i don’t know a lot about the yutes or sports culture, but i’m seeing a surprising amount of white sox clothes on people in jersey and most of them have never even been to chicago.

the sluttiest thing a business can do is not ask me to leave them a review

none of the occupations are over

these fucks are going to call this joint “the union” and this is their clientele? get fucked bozos.

not to flex on you bitches this early in the morning, but someone just got 10+ people to react to his google reviews.

I really don't care how Joe Jackson made "steppin' out" sound like nyc, but here I am watching it

Hell yeah

this is such fucking bullshit.

find out out there a road called fangboner rd in ohio named after john fangboner has me reconsidering my feelings about ohio.

instagram is so wild, comments you can’t post “eat shit nerds” but you can post the most racist shit imaginable with no problems.