Raised my eyebrows at 14, playing the cassette a buddy brought home from a visit to The Philippines.

Mfers be like:

Lmao the Preacher Boy has chuds doing evangelical voodoo

BREAKING: An ICE officer has passed away after tasing himself in the balls at Sky Harbor airport today.

Something to be studied about the fact that even in their fan fiction, it's police dogs

BREAKING: Earlier today, two different ICE agents in different airports tazed themselves in the balls and died.

BREAKING: An ICE officer has died after fainting from overexertion while furiously masturbating in a bathroom at O'Hare and cracking his skull on the toilet

BREAKING: An ICE officer has passed away after choking on a 14 dollar Baconator at Wendy’s in the Tulsa Airport

Lmao the Preacher Boy has chuds doing evangelical voodoo

Every day I log on here to argue that a better world isn't possible and i'm rewarded for it by the dastardly leftists telling me to shut da fuck up, the worst possible thing that can happen to a person.

9 year old me, listening to Offspring’s “SMASH” for the first time

the Red Hot Chili Peppers had these incredibly talented, thoughtful musicians and also a lead singer constantly yelling "lickity split with my kung fu chicken / met a freaky girl for some freakity lickin"

“Society if IT Happened today” and it’s just the Alvin and the Chipmunks “who gettin the best head” meme

What ever happened to those other #Smokefleet dudes? They said they they were going to have me served with lawsuit papers. I’ve still got the DM’s from “account deleted”

My barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog when he gave me this haircut.

Really missing all my dead homies this morning 😭

Dozens of ‘I’m not will wym’ posters suddenly going dark

Will Stancil has died. He was given an atomic wedgie that shredded his asshole like tissue paper and he eventually succumbed to his injuries.

Evergreen youtube.com/watch?v=mmo3...

if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; get this man a mop and bucket

“Another defeat for the [Great] Satan”

Gm, fuck work, death to 🇺🇸

the US is having people die in completely avoidable incidents because it is run by people who have made a wholesale abdication of any notion of doing anything right or the public good

damn im sleepy as hell today BUT i got 😎6 months clean😎

Talarico has been serving the state of Texas and resisting the right-wing freaks that are trying to make this state a Christian hellhole since 2018, when Platner was working for Blackwater.

wow cuba developed an alzheimer’s treatment that actually works and they’re launching human trials in canada but americans don’t get to have it because better dead than red that’s right i’d rather forget my own children and wake up every day confused and be subsumed by oblivion than have healthcare

doing a bit where I go into a casino wearing sunglasses and a big sign pointed at their cameras that says "MY NAME IS JENNY CRAIG (NO RELATION) I AM BEING GANGSTALKED BY MIRIAM ADELSON CALL THE FBI"

Everybody's asking

Be sure to print this out before it’s ID-walled!

I am doing this post separate from Andrea LaFlamme's actual campaigning because I don't want to pull focus. I just want to say when anybody, especially leftist media types, say there was no other choice but Platner and Mills they are fucking liars

I'm sure many of the special interest groups that get their bidding done by chump are not happy about Talarico - he calls out AIPAC, he calls out Christian nationalism, he calls out the billionaires, he appeals to the "actual" teachings of Jesus. Terrifying to them and their agenda.

James Talarico and all six genders

anyone who thinks I have more to worry about from China than from my own government isn't someone who's opinion or intelligence I will ever respect

These BlueMAGA Epsteinites are really indistinguishable from original MAGA

“I pissed myself and everyone laughed at my big old piss stain and then I had some diarrhea and it mixed with the piss on the back of my leg to make a peepeepoopoo stain” There, Hasan simps, I agree with you now, so you can get out of my notifications, geez.

Hope the Gusanos see this, piss-pants

Nah every one of the rich assholes came here because Castro said no slaves and they didn’t want to pay anybody to run the plantation after that

Fun Fact: close to 100% of the Cubans that fled Cuba after the revolution were the aristocracy who literally owned slaves. Those are the people who are making florida a hellscape RN.

Wrong again, my good bitch. You’ve been here for 6 months and have more posts than me, someone who has been here since May of ‘23. And not only are you the actual keyboard warrior, I’m willing to bet that outside of some “No Kings” parade, you havent done any mutual aid or actual activism

This might be my influenza cooked brain talking but this is the most Caucasian shit I honestly can’t figure out if he posted this crap as bait

Goes hard tbh

It's never not gonna be weird to me that an entire generation of boys saw Handsome Squidward and said "Bro, get me a hammer. We're gonna look like that."

just hose water and canned green beans for dinner and you hadta eat it all or your daddy would whoop the skin right off yer ass but thats what made my generation great we dont get mad at nothin cept for when them tanky fuckers come hootin and a hollerin about that lenin fellow with their anime profi

Gm, James Talarico is going to win morning!

Cajun Sephiroth replied to a single post 4 times. Do not put it in the paper that he is mad.

Will: Show me where a billionaire goes to self checkout and gets a receipt with "government" on it. 😏 5k BSKY users named Friedman-Kleinist 🌐🇺🇦: OMG BASED