Matt the Piss Sayer
@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
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Communism, dad jokes and nu metal. Liberals DNI 🚫
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America is like an abandoned house at the end of a darkened cul-de-sac, none of the toilets work but they are full of shit, there are swastikas all over the walls and there is a SWAT team standing guard outside ready to blast anybody bold enough to take a peek inside
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about 1 year ago
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Ryan, Perdido en TX
about 1 hour ago
Rumor has it she is still waiting for her shredded cheese.
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“MARV”
about 3 hours ago
Post face, whitey
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rabidya 🏳️🌈
1 day ago
hey I found your van please come get it
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Coach Rusty
about 3 hours ago
me: but let’s just say there IS no Big Boi and you’ve got two guys dressing like Andre. that’s just a more talented version of LMFAO that people would have NEVER accepted in the era of Biggie and Tupac my kid’s friend: I think I’m ready for you to take me home now
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skáld
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huh wonder what this account's real motivations are
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸
about 4 hours ago
We spent over a century teaming up with fascists to systematically destroy all your organizing infrastructure, ballot access, community programs, and very livelihoods, and now you want to take advantage of OURS? Hypocrite much???
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lotion wizard
about 5 hours ago
guess who's back
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I wonder what he spent it on
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about 5 hours ago
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KHive gonna do an ISIS attack over this one
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about 20 hours ago
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Rack ‘em
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about 20 hours ago
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SID Chip Vicious
about 22 hours ago
Lenny, who says he is poor, is seen here eating a can of pre-cooked beans!
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Shut up bitch
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about 23 hours ago
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Lord Piss
1 day ago
@aaron.bsky.team
@moderation.bsky.app
how are you so bad at this
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
10 months ago
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Lagoogoo Doll
1 day ago
A large swan appears to have reported our dear @britculpsapp.bsky.app after she defended herself from his stalking. Dude is not a golden goose I'll tell you that much. He won't interact with me because I don't have other accounts he can fuck with lol
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Chief Georgia O' Keef
1 day ago
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Brandon Friedman
4 days ago
I live in Texas and if you go to any Democratic Party event in Dallas, the biggest cheers come any time Mamdani's name is mentioned.
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kerry ✨
1 day ago
Tom suozzi has voted for Lake Riley act, multiple ICE bills and to censure Al Green. You’re the Republican, pinhead
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Frances Meh
over 1 year ago
bon iver is an anagram of i’ve got a boner
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mr pussy (prison arc)
2 days ago
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edith
2 days ago
My carer is sick and delirious, and unable to take care of me until she recovers. This has left me in serious difficulty trying to look after her and take care of myself alone. It’s humiliating to rattle the tin again but please could a kind soul help ease the burden? 🏳️⚧️♿️🏳️🌈
paypal.me/StuffOfMemes
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little lamb
2 days ago
Reach for a cops gun. Even if he says no you made a new friend
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
2 days ago
“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter
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nora
2 days ago
it’s really incredible what hormones can do
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Fats Falafel
2 days ago
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great
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Credi
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Watching the Heinz Haterz
2 days ago
The tomato sauce is blended with a secret mix of spices to create the distinctive Heinz flavour.
#beansFacts
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin
2 days ago
I want you to think about the vocal response from the democrats over a portion of their party winning and succeeding and compare it to how they reacted to people getting thirty year jail sentences for handing out zines at a concentration camp
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Socialists want everyone to have healthcare, a roof over their heads, a doctor they can visit when they are sicks, and so on. Fascist want you fucking ☠️ ThE fAr lEfT aNd fAr rIgHt aRe nOt fAr aPaRt
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“This is 4 strikes. Once you get to 21 strikes you go to GitMo”
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Jack Scrambo
2 days ago
Im sorry, who do you think was sentenced to 50+ years for standing up to ICE in Texas, that story you are outraged by and retweeted? Those activists aren’t KHive. They’re Leftists. So which is it?
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Crass Jerkneck
2 days ago
Nah most of us want healthcare and housing for everyone; you guys just hate poor people 💞
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A.J.A. Woods
2 days ago
this interview was so much fun to record (even if i was burning to death in the UK’s current heatwave and fanning myself frantically throughout)!
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Crass Jerkneck
2 days ago
The homies when we hear it’s time to shit on Kamala Harris
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Just fucking vote Republican 🤷🏼♂️
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All my homies hate Kamala Harris
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Crip Dyke
3 days ago
Once again, Siri has it exactly right. We didn't see a spike in bankruptcies when 900 sex lines were introduced in the 80s. We didn't see a spike in bankruptcies with the advent of high speed internet. But we are seeing a problem with online gambling. From Trader'sUnion:
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Gidget
3 days ago
🎶sometimes, all I think about is you, late nights in the middle of June🎶
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#StupidSuez
3 days ago
Correct
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Manifesting
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‼️ My Republican Radar is going off ‼️
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