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Follow prestige mode Matt

“Antifa stole my sunglasses and beat me up”

pogged your shit @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social

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“No Kings” includes Elvis, but just because he didn’t eat pussy

Release the Epstein files!

president xi please save us from our cringe as fuck government

Where are all my #smokefleet homies at?

New kind of Goblin-Mode just dropped 🔥 🔥 🔥

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

ICE has deport kimpossiblefact for the piss part being true,

hey, if you just joined and the website is not Funny, it’s bc a lot of shitposters have a “rude” label which hides their posts by default on signup. you can (and should!) disable this

boosting this via screenshot in case the rude label is still toggled to hide as a default on your accounts. even beyond matt, i turned the label off several months ago because i was missing way too many bangers from good posters since there's some arbitrary way the mods define "rude" here.

If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat

Out today, News & Politics Editor @byjustinmiller.bsky.social's interview with @ginafortexas.bsky.social: "I’m running to be a governor for Texans, for working families, for working Texans, for the school children of Texas. And it’s time our people had a voice."

Half of the time I’ve spent on this app today has been blocking retirees that had followed me for some reason

lol

"I let my dog smoke because I dont like him" - Jared Leto

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Mfw when I just shit myself

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat

Welcome to Blue Sky. I’m Matt and my claim to fame is I coined the term “You wish, pal…”

STOP telling Will Stancil that he’s stupid and a braggart and disconnected from reality. START telling him to begin a PUSH/PULL/LEGS program of resistance-training mixed with a light cardio regime

The gift that keeps on giving

Will Stancil is the Matt Yglesias of Michal Tracey’s

Remember nooners? Do they still have those in 2025?

I see protest discourse is hitting the feed again ahead of No Kings—idk man, go, don’t go, …but if you do go make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing and if you don’t go, make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing

Fellas, is it rude to like older mid-sized Japanese pickups?

“Materially” I drive a hybrid sedan, but Spiritually, I rock a 2006 Nissan Frontier Crew Cab

I think Trump raised the concern in the first term that his crassness and immorality would jeopardize the real mission but now conservative movement financiers know people will tolerate a tv addict pedophile president I guess it's the Wild West going forward

“Women don’t like the vehicle” 💀

important note from libcrusher:

i see the VP's full on backing of the hitlerite group chat as showing the GOP understands that their power in large part flows from their unified front. meanwhile the democrats continue to attack their left and progressive members. not a surprise the GOP keeps running circles around them

4 months apart

me after five days off work at home with no exercise:

Antifa put a Nazi flag in my cubicle

Antifa put a Nazi flag in my cubicle

When everyone on my timeline is showing their whole asses:

There are a multitude of reasons for 4,000 dollar gold, but chief among them has to be the leader of the country with the current reserve currency doing things like: Friday: fuck you China, a million percent tariffs you little shits Sunday: look, China, I didn't mean it, I love you man

Have you seen the Soviet soyjacks and chads?

🎃 October 15 🎃 Urban cowboy