This story was fact checked true ✅ by actual fucking demons from hell

This Christmas, get her what she really wants...

*pointing at the bloodthirsty evangelicals who worship a pedophile and voted for ethnic cleansing* “See…those Christians love Israel too”

When you’re on a planned vacation, people start yelling at you, you manually ban everyone that yelled at you, but then people yell at you about manually banning people so you lie and say it was actually vibe coding …and your travel companions are just out of frame, also laughing.

you're doing a bad job. sorry if I'm dogpiling you with this comment.

negative polarization has people on here defending regressive tax policies over taxing the rich

Also lmao could they make it any more obvious?

Sure, sperm count may be down. But what he isn't telling people is that sperm size is way up!

Preparing for the coming Water Wars by converting my balls to rain barrels

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Hey if you like all my hair please consider donating $5 to help me pay for my doggie’s surgery

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@murderxbryan.bsky.social where can I find the video of the Mini KISS dude being nasty to those bikini babes? I searched your feed and couldn’t come up with it

Yes, I’m blaming democrats for not using 12 years in office to raise the minimum wage + eat my ass

Very cursed section. Molly Shannon, get out of there girl!

Happy birthday to all the MILFs

specifically you

I bought my wife the viral mosquito traps I kept seeing on IG so we will see how that goes.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the women who raised men who did NOT vote for the Orange Cheeto to live in the White House

I try to sculpt my balls by hitting them with a little hammer OUCH

Broke: Looksmaxxing Woke: Ballsmaxxing

lol

Torpedoing the last semblance of my journalistic integrity because people were mean to my bartender with a Nazi tattoo

Happy birthday to all the MILFs

As I’ve said before, around 40% of Texas’ workforce makes less than 15 dollars an hour. If Biden and Harris had the balls to simply tell the Senate Parliamentarians to eat this asses, I can’t help but think we wouldn’t be in such a terrible position. I hope Dems learn before it’s too late

sorry you had to find out this way

The coolest part about Maui is the respect the locals have for the ocean, the island, and all of the wonderful little creatures. Also they’ll beat a haoles ass

behind the bastards ai psychosis episodes brought to you by betterhelp, the tech company that looks the other way when their therapists use ai.

TIL Mini KISS and Tiny KISS had a big feud in 2006

its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyy"

(barack obama voice) my fellow americans, WE GOT EM

Zoomers don’t know this, but until 2011, it was illegal to go to college in the United States without owning this album

Men are too emotional to be in charge

The First Amendment is clear: publishing instruction manuals is protected even if a government doesn't like them. STOP 3D PRINTED GUN BOOK BANS

As far as I’m concerned, I am a hoarder who understands what really matters

Argue with him, he's upset. Ignore him, he's upset. Mock him, he's upset. Block him, he's upset. Poor birthday bigot. @zoe.northsky.social we're famous!

My favorite aunt died a year ago and I have a voicemail she sent me a few months before she died. Nothing important. But I just listened to it for the first time and hearing her voice again makes me so happy but also makes me miss her a whole lot.

every honkie is a star ✨

Changing the pissy Spider-Man underpants of my 35 year old adult son, Aaron Rodericks, as any loving father would do.

Tired: I could beat my bosses ass Wired: My boss sees me and treats me with respect and I will beat someone’s ass for disrespecting her

Call me a cuck, but in all of my 20 years of corporate fuckoffery, I prefer working for women way more than I prefer working for men. Sexism and the patriarchy require them to be in better control of their emotions and the alternative are 50 year old red faced babies.

I haven’t pre-ordered a video game since MarioRPG came out on the SNES in the late 90’s, but WalMart has the Switch 2 Star Fox game for 49.99 👀

I was laughing at her farding

If a bunch of old white cracker judges forbade me from signing a law into effect, I would simply sign it anyway because Supreme Court’s don’t have guns

ok but we’ve learned laws don’t really matter anymore, the governor should just act and sign the new seats into law just like texas and florida. fuck it

Ok no shit dude.

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡