i have eyes that can see

posting peets

come and take it

they should NOT have legalized goofing off

what doin

dicks in the northeast

posting peets

feeling very humanoid today

in the club backing it up like *extremely loud beeping*

it is NOT cute when human beings ask for help. they only do this in moments of extreme distress or under duress, do not mock them. help them

perma - frown

look at that

im better in person

i'm better at short form written comedy

it's good to know what you want. it's better, when what you want is a fried string cheese. and it's best when you have mozzarella sticks already

can a doctor answer some questions for me

using poppers juice but to actually clean my vhs tapes

what would lotion wizard do

when in doubt. what would bibo do

i am callous about things because i am gen z. i am funny about things because i am millennial. i feel guilty about both because im '96

i have absolutely no recollection of typing this but it seems true and i stand by it

happy pride

poppers loving they/thems in my area (me)

puppy coming over today

i'm such a fucking idiot

what would a duck even buy with money

baby time

used to be someone else

bitch day i mean bitch day i mean bitch day i mean bitch day

turns out that a guy texting you every day and flirting with you all day doesn't necessarily mean he likes you

dyke march? to my house, i hope

why is it that soccer players have so much brain damage oh yeah

inelastic metronomic beats to chill to

how do kite work?

where the fuck are my crayons

transit

i love this app cuz my dad isnt on here

oh my god another effing selfie

sidney gish "imposter syndrome" on blast

you: cee lo's "fuck you" me: samm henshaw style, "broke"

who tf is up

a tale of things to be told

minimized word count elevates posting

dudes love being the little spoon

aw shirt

guess who's back