This is fun—I’m not even a Reply Guy, I’m a LurkerLiker.

If you don’t follow my friend the professor, you’re missing out on quality Simpsons/Futurama jokes perfectly meeting the moment. The guy plays the game here because he loves it. A true Poster dressed in Reply Guy. Thankful for you, boss. And thank you!

Hosted dinner today and also asked a very important question and got a really solid answer

How we used to have to buy weed

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

Welcome back, William Carlos Williams

The economy doing everything it can to keep the AI bubble held together until Q1 like me two blocks from home holding in my morning movement as I return from my constitutional

Me explaining the difference between laughing and saying “lol” out loud to all of my friends’ kids

Well I started Enterprise and the vibes are Horny

If I organized a meet-up for radical trekkies to discuss radical Star Trek, why we love it, and how we want to engage with the struggles of our real-world moment, here, in Chicago, how many people would show up?

Babe wake up new common sense with Dan Carlin just dropped

Auspicious if you like cold & wet winters! (I do we need one)

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

“Other networks are running this. This is /news/.” Actual pull quote from The Morning Show

Oh! Teacher! Pick me! I know the answer! I know what to do!

Janeway when she sees Borg but they haven’t seen Voyager yet:

MFW the 3rd party security vendor babysitting the L station is masked, wearing a tactical vest, armed, and has a barely-trained muzzled German Shepherd barking at everyone

Nationalize Kroger, you say?

right now is a good time of year to bring your bikes in for a tune up that I will be able to spend 3-4x longer on than in April-August

I know it’s been done to death but LinkedIn is the most cursed place

No order of the internet takes itself as seriously as r/chicagofood

Everyone has a karaoke personality and mine is Diva 💅

Food, housing, education and healthcare should all be free and of the highest quality. Clean water & air, electricity, and internet should be seen as basic human needs and are also free. End the commodification of necessities.

I’m against IQ calipers pseudoscience bullshit except for people who put their tv above their fireplace, if you do that you should be required to have a handler

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Babe wake up new McMansion hell just dropped

Good riddance you stupid fascist

“She didn’t know Pearl Jam” is a really really really really funny straw to break the camel’s back

Trying to get this high

I like riding in the tail cars of the brown line at dusk watching the skyline get shorter and shorter it’s a true Chicago treat

stores should call their regular offerings unlimited editions

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Laughing very hard at the context here — Bovino likely cut & run without the boss’ sign off, looked (accurately) like a little wiener, got in trouble, and got put on FN to convince the big man to let him keep his job. Incredible comedy here.

Man, imagine studying journalism in school and learning the history of your intended profession as one surrounded in risk and exposure of the truth to snag a job at a corporate outlet so you can defend your investor overlords.

The Grand Ave bike lanes have been a massive W for cyclist and ped safety so of course some small business tyrant is trying to tank it.

Opened Steam to a Cities Skylines 2 update

Epstein Files has “Impeachment 2019” energy sorry guys

The first building I managed had a functional mail slot like this and it was a key contributor to the charm of the building.

Woke up to someone calling me “the stupidest person alive” on this here website and remembered why I block hammer-and-sickle-in-bio posters without any hesitation.

A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword

Working from home today so I can prepare a late lunch for my beautiful gf who is having tummy trouble.

(a heavy, broken, long, loud sigh)

Pulling into United Center parking last night: easy, smooth, no problems Exiting United Center parking last night: torture, chaos, a new type of hell

I think I’m just one of those aging guys who picks up and uses youthful slang sorry everyone

we really do probably just need to snap the country in half

Rescued this teddy from the sidewalk near Sheridan and Winona If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner

IMO the biggest takeaway here is harbored resentment manifests as malice. Every Liberal talking head continues to take the L because they back a less-right-wing party while convincing themselves they’re Good, and get mad at anyone to their Left because we consistently say “told ya so.”

Okay idk how this stat came about but gang ngl I’m a little hurt to be a datapoint

Sent the Thanksgiving details email today which included a Google sheet for acknowledging the dish being brought, need of oven or stovetop via checkbox, and an ETA because projec manament is my passion