"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

Pretty rad that the train which runs to and from one of the busiest airports in the country can’t be on time.

I miss when I would open LinkedIn and it was just unhinged posts not AI slop and good lord I can’t believe this is even a thought I have to have

Me (left) working deep into the evening

Clearly I’m being shadowbanned (posting badly)

Can check:

Chicago

Absolutely nefarious that American hospitals hit you with hours of waiting and shuffling between rooms and when they finally give the first dose of meds they send in registration to ask how much of a down payment you want to make for your visit today.

Ah nothing like having one long dream all night wherein I was attempting to get to the second round interview for this Big Opportunity and it ended up being a phone call wherein they told me it was all a courtesy and they had no interest in me to begin with.

Chicago street fest season is unmatched

Chicago street fest season is unmatched

The Virgin “scrolling and posting about politics all day on a Sunday” vs. the Chad “going to Windy City Hot Dog Fest today watch this space”

I’ve determined The Song of The Summer 2026 will be whatever mashup is trends on short form videos the longest; it will only be ~15-30 seconds and played on an endless, jarring loop.

I hate the whole “fridge cigarette” thing like just crack open your Diet Coke and drink it stop adding crap to it you’re just cosplaying a 2010s mixologist mocktail and it’s not cute you’re 40

Will NITA solve this? Asking for my vey selfish self.

“The Red Badge of Courage” but instead of goring one another with rust bayonettes it’s online nazis cyberbullying catboys

It’s a Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich but only if they say “it’s gonna take 10 minutes we gotta make it” that baby’s gotta be fresh

Yanno, I get carsick in the back of a Tesla driven by a guy with rancid BO. I don’t get trainsick on heavy rail piloted by a professional operator.

Why does emailing the recruiter to “check in” on your status after last week’s interview feel like texting that long-shot honey to make weekend plans? Reeks of desperation, so not my vibe.

I can’t believe that everyday I get to wake up and be in Chicago

I know @proffreakzworth.bsky.social got me let’s get the AMENs goin

I was raised a Detroit sports fan, so it’s Tigers and never the White Sox. But it’s also very much Never the Cubs because 99% of Cubs fans are insufferable and I can’t even feign interest in making them my “second team.”

Inside me there are two wolves

I might be scrolling too much but @bedubble.bsky.social homie do you run the Metra IG account because hell yeah

Me when I

Applying Toddler Parenting Logic to my body and mind today (absolutely exhausting myself, eating comfort food, reading until I fall asleep)

Mama told me I wasn’t meant to post. She said “like, repost, and reply. That’s the family way.” For that I thank her.

Robert Picardo in an episode of ER??

I want to see a new version of this every weekend this summer, folks. This is rightful Chicago gloating. We live in a gorgeous city whose people and surroundings create living breathing art!!!!

I would give so much money to be this relaxed like ever

I am so stupid excited to have this bad boy in my library

What a perfect mix of “please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad” and “ain’t reading all that”

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

Workin’ like a charm, old bean.

engagement bait is despicable. like and repost if you agree

Lakeview aka “Little Ann Arbor”

aubrey plaza as a ferengi named wow latinum

God forbid we take a nap without every suburbanite weekend warrior motorcycle driver revving their engines down our quiet residential street littered with 4 way stops im losing my actual fucking mind

Just heard Grizz Chapman died. Truly a nice, warm man who loved comedy and loved the recognition he got from 30 Rock. Did a handful of shows with him my first few years in New York and couldn't have been cooler to everyone he came across there.

Lady Chatterly’s Grogu

Keep it up bro gotta hit that bonus quota

Who signed me up for NYT emails?? 🤨

DO YOU ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN

LA did a @dasharez0ne.bsky.social drone show lmao

“They say Paramount+ has become a tool of the oligarchs and we should cancel it and buy physical media secondhand.”

Smacking an ice cream sandwich against my palm like it's a pack of cigarettes