Always enjoy when people like my pinned post. Not because the post is particularly brilliant, but rather because it tells me you were looking at my profile

Me reposting my own stuff bc I struggle with being seen or getting help alot of the time lately

Heartbreaking reading an educator write the words “students are our customers”

i don't know how to fully explain this but rooting for the dodgers in the postseason is like reminding the teacher they forgot to give out homework

times like these i look to The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror VI "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" when Lisa and Paul Anka sing “Just don't look! Just don't look!" to get people to turn away from the monsters rampaging the town and the lack of attention defeats the monsters and saves the town

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

Not even once

historians be like

Jethro Tull invents the seed drill (1701)

Having to do something for my job

Trying to catch up on what is happening on this app

Andy Dick is why we are in this Joe Rogan mess to begin with…

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Alt you say?

I’m assembling a crew

Nice starter pack. It would nicer if I was on it

I wish I could be that like for you

I thought a cool person liked my post. Not that if you've liked my post before, you're not cool. Like a different cool person who I think is cool liked my post. Not that I don't want your likes, too. It's just that I thought this specific person who I think you know what I don't have to explain shit

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

Soon I will perfect my race of super atomic reply guys and then I will rule the world!

When the reply doesn't get a courtesy like from a mutual

When you have to think of funny posts now that people are following you

I can’t believe you did that in pubic

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need

The professor promises to be weird and off putting in DMs

I must say it certainly does seem like everyone is still posting here

I show up every day hoping that the 40 or 50 something hot girls post selfies because I love that shit but I also know that it's creepy to say that in their replies so I don't do that. I am a god damned gentleman,

aight it's been a week, hate to keep doing "where are my pals" so this will be the last time: I promise less hammer-beatings posting and more hammer-and-sickle posting.

Riff on the big account’s post or is what I’m thinking an annoyance to this random stranger. The life of a reply guy…

this is exactly it. I’m not naive. I know a lot of these guys are MAGA. but nearly all of them put the pride cap on, suck it up for a two hour and 40 minute game, and aren’t whiny baby assholes about it

I was the birthstone

Eating macroplastics to counteract the microplastics

Okay, okay I’ll start posting more but stay so I don’t have to learn a new site

people don’t talk enough about Toxicity even though it is clearly System of a Down’s best album and one of the best releases of 2001 as a whole

Evey post of me in someone's skircle

Forever Jefferson D’Arcy.

So the injury news on Hall is getting the headlines but there was some confidence that Ramsey would be back early as well for the bench. This is going to be a hell of a coaching job to get this group of available players through this stretch in any position to reach UCL spot when it hits 2026.

I’ve been inpostinent for weeks

I am sorry that I stopped posting

Bluesky the last couple days

Oh, I fuckin' love a magpie.

Blocking an account with ginormous boobs that just followed me because it’s clearly a catfish

Even with a flag, there is something about being up 3-0 with one out in top of the eighth in a playoff game that makes me hold my breath. Can exhale now.

Pat Hughes just fired strike one and I’m ready to run through a wall for him. Go Cubs!

the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have

Before replying, always ask yourself

creed, his arms wide open