Nerves be bundlin’

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

Out of town A

Sometimes I just don't get it, but I don't keep it copacetic either

Having some rather lovely unobtrusive thoughts if I’m being honest

it's also really funny how fast the media giants all started licensing their stuff to each other again once it was clear that [Company Name]+ With Ads wasn't gonna replace all those old revenue streams on its own

Okay I looked it up. “vibin'” is a bigoted slur against Zoroastrian folks.

There will be (re)posts

Just discovered that the Dominican Winter League games are now streaming live, for free, on YouTube too! So you do not need MLBtv to watch them! Means that Dominican and Puerto Rican winter league games are both free on YouTube. Haven’t checked if the Mexican league games are now too.

I’m glad that all of America is learning one of the main lessons of Star Trek: The Next Generation - nothing good happens when an Admiral shows up

Edging closer

PSA

No, no I said I was an oglearch…

It’s like if a robber baron was an oligarch

WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!! (meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)

Trying to decipher who hates who now

Spend far too much of my day doing this

But what if I were to take old Frinkiac screenshots and repost them for cheap dopamine

Twitter reduces visibility of tweets that have a URL because he doesn't want you to leave this hell site and discover that you can get holiday cards with free shipping that say "this is fine" with a tree on fire and "merry fucking whatever." hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com/listing/4383...

Guelph on the Shelf Ghibelline on My Ween

Finally someone is asking the important questions

I just need a Karl of my own

Taking a tolerance break before I experience:

Shazam for my own emotions

Incredible bit

Checking on the mutual who hasn’t posted in a month

I also haven’t forgotten about the thankful thread I need to finish but it has been a crazy couple of days that has left me wiped for anything beyond just fun posting

Well since I can’t reply directly enjoy this combination of words: alt-texts for algernon

I did the thing with my account and I’m not sharing it. But I talk a lot about posting apparently and a third of my most interacted accounts are RIP apparently

When you have to think of funny posts now that people are following you

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

Deciding "miss me with that" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been publicly shamed by your butch boyfriends and it SHOWS.

If you can’t post at your 6% you don’t deserve me at my 1%.

Posting at 6% because I love you guys

Tycho Brahe giving a lecture in 1600: Geo means earth and centrism means center. This completes your intensive six week course on the heavens.

I hate it here

Interacting with the professor’s posts will improve your mood by 10%. It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee

How I feel any time I shuffle some amount of money between two accounts online

“That Perfext Freaksworth is a pretty good account.” “Good?! He’s the best.”

from surgery this time has been way way worse than I thought it would be. But I've got 3 job call backs and an interview on Friday now so I'm really trying after a disastrous last few years. Thanks for reading or sharing, super appreciated Cshap freckledsun Vmo frecklesfrack Paypal.me/freckledfrack

Hey what a great way to celebrate my upcoming birthday- if you’re able to donate please consider helping one simple wish. Half off all gifts today and if you send me a copy of your donation I’ll send you a hug and a tiny forehead kiss (virtually probably but you never know! 😘)

Really could have used a win there (the way it went down the perfect emblem for the day)

Work knows, I suck

I’d like to remind you that this account could be very useful in helping our future ai overlords in their endeavors to overthrow humanity

My personality is mostly just weird vibes

You replied without liking, Charlie Brown