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Weird.
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Father Tim
about 14 hours ago
All of my stories are true.
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Lee Harvey (Inevitable Decline Era)
about 22 hours ago
Responding to a text from six months ago
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Bet you can't guess how many wild birds I've named
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Jay
1 day ago
I’d like to remove the phone app from my phone.
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The blankets on my couch are not for you. They are for my cat. You may not use her blankets
2 days ago
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Girl dinner?
3 days ago
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My student's mom sent this to me
3 days ago
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Giving up everything to find and spend the rest of my life with Little Karl
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4 days ago
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I'm not giving up hope. We'll see Pennywise eventually
4 days ago
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Edmonds Scanner
4 days ago
Which best matches your mood? - sad/happy - deflated balloon - disgruntled dragon - antler on the forest floor - mossy ruins in the rain - ghost in the fog
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I may be an idiot, but at least I'm inception-proof
4 days ago
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Listen, the demon hoodie stays on during sex
5 days ago
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I bet you sleep silently. Like a freak.
6 days ago
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sweetie π
6 days ago
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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ME: Been dark a while. Probably time for bed. CLOCK: 6:49 PM
7 days ago
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Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
7 days ago
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Remembering that time my father sent me a beautifully heartfelt text, in which he spelled my name wrong
8 days ago
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Are push-ups supposed to make you angry? Like, SO angry?
10 days ago
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RXSarsparilla🎉
11 days ago
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Stop looking to your cat for approval. You're never going to get it
13 days ago
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I feel sexiest when I'm googling images of Middle Earth
14 days ago
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Bar Mageddon
15 days ago
good one, but i’m not gonna click like bc i feel like i’ve been liking a lot of your posts and i’m trying not to be weird
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I love this child so much. Happy 17th Birthday, Itty Bitty
15 days ago
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I just want to live life deliciously
16 days ago
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
16 days ago
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Where do I find the Mothman? I must find the Mothman
16 days ago
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Forrest Plump
17 days ago
Everybody thinks they want a weird girl until she starts doing weird girl shit
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Happy Halloween 🎃
17 days ago
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Does anybody else hear that thumping in my ear?
18 days ago
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Grim.
18 days ago
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Brain zaps are nature's jump scares.
18 days ago
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Sorry I'm late, I was staring at my cat
18 days ago
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I "pspsps" my husband to get his attention. It's incredibly effective and he fucking *hates* it
19 days ago
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Daisy gave birth
19 days ago
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Mirrors are spooky, right? That's not just me?
20 days ago
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Okay, I'll bite. What's baseball?
20 days ago
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In case you're wondering, 75° is socks and sweater weather in Hawai'i
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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My cat brought in some Blair Witch looking shit last night so that's it for me, I guess
21 days ago
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Now that it's getting colder I can't just lounge around the house in underwear and a tank top anymore. I have to put on socks too
21 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
12 months ago
alexa say you're proud of me in my father's voice
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Birdie🏵
#caturday
23 days ago
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Just watched Weapons now I'm going to go to sleep I'll be fine
23 days ago
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It's hard to take care of myself when I'm sad. Someone should study this phenomenon
23 days ago
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Eating a powdered sugar donut over the sink like a lady
24 days ago
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✨BOOP✨
25 days ago
One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
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My favorite part about not having kids is being able to keep my collectibles* on display *vibrators
25 days ago
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Jake_Vig
4 months ago
Always disappointed at the lack of haunted things.
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"You look very zen today." Thanks, it's called emotional blunting and it's slowly eating away at everything that makes me human
27 days ago
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Lol everyone knows that's where mom kept her weed
27 days ago
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Good morning ☀️
28 days ago
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