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Weird.
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All of my posts are prophecy
2 months ago
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I hope I fall asleep again sometime this life
about 8 hours ago
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Kellalena
about 24 hours ago
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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I'll eat a slice of pizza off one of those non-absorbent paper plates then stick the plate it in the fridge for next time. Thats who you're following you fucking freaks.
about 19 hours ago
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Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning bathrobe highway coffee
1 day ago
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When your whole body itches it's called a bitch
1 day ago
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MiloPoint
1 day ago
Have you tried sharing some memes about it?
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Can't. I just ... can't
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1 day ago
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I ate a carrot today so I can do whatever the fuck I want now
2 days ago
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"Garlic. Four of them. Chop that shit up, mince it. Throw that bitch in there, fry it up." Idk what this kid is talking about but he is correct
2 days ago
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Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
2 days ago
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Someone who I've known since 2013 but haven't seen since 2022 just introduced himself to me and I don't know how I feel about that
2 days ago
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5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same, if you'd like 1. Listening to music and staring at the wall 🎶 2. Sex 💦 3. Hiking 🚶🏼♀️ 4. Cats 🐈 5. Rocks and minerals 💎
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
@augustagoose.bsky.social
@vincenzzzo.bsky.social
@trashphalt.beauty
@coachmark25.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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Reverie
2 days ago
If you ever think I’m flirting with you in earnest—no, I’m not
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crumbum
3 days ago
Weird to feel you near when you’re nowhere close to here.
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H O L E
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3 days ago
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You can call The Terminator "Daddy Terminator" he likes that
3 days ago
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Hey watch it, lug nuts
3 days ago
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T2 and chill tonite? T2 and chill tonite, king 👀 T2 and chill tonite?
3 days ago
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𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊
3 days ago
so many people fail to use alt text and therefore should be denied all the pleasures of the flesh
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If you see this post a rabbit
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3 days ago
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Pot Shop Boy
3 days ago
It's really strange to me when people without a sense of humor follow a shitposter and then comment seriously on everything they post. Why do they do that? It's so easy to not do that.
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Gonna post hole when I get to 1k followers
3 days ago
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Cru
3 days ago
hate when it gets in my hair
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DaddyJew
3 days ago
*scrolling through the timeline *figuring out the exact moment the mental illness kicks in
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Love is just like maple syrup when you think about it
3 days ago
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I am skilled at scrying (scream-crying)
3 days ago
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My greatest sadness is that I'll never get to be a big tiddy goth gf
4 days ago
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Baby you can park your car in my face garage
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4 days ago
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Just witnessed a tourist put ketchup on their kalua (roast pork) and my day is ruined
4 days ago
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I've really come around to your look
4 days ago
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Uncle texted me the obituary of an obscure family member I never met. Must be Sunday
4 days ago
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
4 days ago
hello and welcome to my presentation on why we should build playgrounds for adults. ill answer your questions after if we have time. theres a lot of slides
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I showed you my giant zit, please respond
4 days ago
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Ma'am that is not a baby, that is a bowl of worms
5 days ago
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strange ranger
5 days ago
Heavily medicated for the common good.
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Leela 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
5 days ago
Going down on her counts as praying because she keeps saying “oh, god!”
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Giving him head counts as praying because I'm on my knees
5 days ago
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When I was 6-years-old I had to help a widow and an FBI agent take down a mass-murdering ghost
5 days ago
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Pussy Licking
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5 days ago
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If I see a cute animal I'm going to want to eat it
5 days ago
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God's horniest angel
5 days ago
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Oral sex doesn't count if you're catholic
5 days ago
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Vincenzo
6 days ago
Eat of my body, drink of my stuf
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Eat me as your holy communion. I taste way better than Jesus
6 days ago
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It's a Bird eat bird world
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6 days ago
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Do y'all wanna watch my cat eat a bird or nah?
6 days ago
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Humor Satire Memes
6 days ago
Friday the 13 doesn't scare me. Every day is a nightmare now.
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I can't wait to get off these antidepressants so my tits finally work again
6 days ago
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Yeah, I burned my tongue. What of it?
7 days ago
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𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊
7 days ago
FROG FACT: Frogs are little fellows
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