I do not have my shit together, but I know where most of it is and I’m slowly gathering it into piles and that’s okay.

Heres the thing i am not sure how much longer i will be on this app I feel ickier and ickier each day i log on So i will try to make a website but really this is the inly place i sell from My point is if you want a piece of my work now is the time

“If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them” Sun Tzu, The Art of War Be wary of division.

Thanks for the update Nextdoor

If I were an influencer, I’d influence you to love yourself more 😘

What I did all weekend

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Broseph.

Look at the size of that hog!!! What are you feeding that thing?!

The cricket is coming from inside the house 😱

pull me in close and tell me your dreams, let's see which ones we can make reality

Fuck nudes show me your favourite cheat codes

Fuck nudes, show me your list of favorite movies

Question: where do all the saved skeets go?

Question: where do all the unsaved skeets go?

Ok I think I have an idea but I need help from a couple experts: @deviwestside.bsky.social @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social Reviews of energy drinks based on things like taste, color, smell, types of effect, BUT also a chemical breakdown of the active ingredients!

Need more dresses

Art by Useless Treasures 🫀🍓🫀🍓🫀

I made this week's Sunday Comix Cover! It's a homage to one of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes books.

Ok, hear me out babe, I know I have a lot of dolls but…

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I got an extra spoon so we can share 😘

Cocaine so white it gets enraged with the Superbowl halftime show.

This milkshake is too frozen. I’m sucking on this straw like it’s going to pay me

Cocaine so white it taps its foot when Celebrate! comes on the radio

Last nights craft project

I want to do you want to, too?

Thanks you lovely people my therapy appointments have been cut in half! 😘😘😘😘 Inner Circle: @railroadofsin.bsky.social @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social @flawdbizkit.bsky.social @ifuckedyr.mom @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social @alldolledup44.bsky.social @mollymollz.bsky.social @doomkick.com

I’d let you ride shotgun just so you could shift my gears

I love desserts that are also foreplay. I love foreplay that is also dessert.

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Had a lot of fun at the fair today. Maybe next time we can go together and make out at the top of the Ferris wheel 😘😘😘

Okay, which one of you was at the fair today?

Are you saying I’m contagious?

Welcome the house of horrors 🦇💀☠️👻 * my closet

While the kings are away, the queens play

Kicking off my Oh! the Horror movie zine with my 🔴REC piece! I've added zines 1 - 4 to my shop. I printed and assembled them myself. scoobtoobins.com

LEELA SAID IS MY NEW LEGAL DEFENSE FOR EVERYTHING

i regret seeing this because now my life feels empty without this in my mouth

Point of No Return #Art by Void of Doom

Guys… I found this growing at my parents house, can someone please help me identify it?

Complicated pose

It makes me cry When I realize I’ve only one Soul to bear Someone to care Heart to give Life to live With You

Let Everything Go #Art by J Edward Neill

Read to me the story of your life

Even after you’ve gone Your impression on me remains

You know you’re old when you realize your MySpace is of legal drinking age.