This shingles shot is kinda kicking my butt. Taking two Tylenol and calling it a night. Stay amazing. 💙💙💙

So… sober me will have to get this figured out in the morning, but tipsy me may have adopted these two tonight…

This is a true view into this admin

My very favorite part of my fall yard. I planted her a few years ago and I can’t wait until she grows up big and strong! 🍁

Covid vaccine ✅️ Flu vaccine ✅️ Now a tea, some biscuits, and an episode of Midsomer Murder. (Self care is important) Check with your health care professional and get vaccinated if it is right for you!

one time i fell madly in love at a stoplight but then the other driver sped off and i never saw that dog again

Made a sirloin stew over garlic mashed potatoes. Yum.

One of my better ideas, y'all 💙

*Whispers during sex* I can’t stop perceiving fleeting bubbles of consciousness as fixed truths

The moon is still pretty spectacular tonight!

Suuub roof, toasted.

This is Kintsugi. She arrived at a shelter with a fractured leg. Her rescue sadly believes she was abused based on her behavior. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover her $5,200 surgery to correct it. She was adopted and is healing beautifully in her forever home ❤️‍🩹

#DoomScrollDanceBreak "I'm bringing booty back." music.youtube.com/watch?v=Fccz... #MeghanTrainor #AllAboutThatBass PS. #NoTreble PPS. (Tom ;) 🎩)

some juries have a greater grasp on justice than our supreme court

@coachmark25.bsky.social what’s a boop? Just checking in case I mistake it for a punch in the nose or something 😂🤣😅🥳

Fucking asshole gets a $1T pay raise while people go hungry - this world is fubar

I’m being sexy back, until I tripped over my flowy skirt trying to belly dance and sprained my ankle

I can’t stop subbing you.

Then I definitely won't

I sometimes get lazy, I'll admit it, but I do try to include alt text with the images and gifs I post. I've even made a vow to be more mindful and better at it. If you click this little box you'll get a little reminder to do so as well. It'll probably get more people to like and repost your stuff.

Me, underperforming at the self-checkout.

I'm bringing sexy back, but it's just my CPAP leaking air.

Im bringing sexy back, but its just rubbing IcyHot on my aches and pains

Happy feet.

I'm brining sexy back, but it's just me sweating to the oldies.

I wish I had a sauna.

NO ONE NEEDS A TRILLION DOLLARS! Our experiment of capitalism has failed miserably.

if she calms your nervous system and sets your heart on fire… don’t ever let her go

It all began with the bright light The bright light and the noise The chaos of the senses and the scream of desire Touching and being touched A million loose ends to tie up Ticking of the clock and the cradle rock youtu.be/dbx6K7WUdwI?...

not a mute, not a block but some other third thing (we need that other third thing)

grabity is a force that suddenly clutches and pulls objects in by the shirt collar

I'm bringing sexy back, but it's just my right eye twitching uncontrollably.

@gregthemiller.bsky.social way to embrace it! 🤣🙌

"Drop something blue!" *Takes off his boxers* There. Happy now?

I'm bringing sexy back, but it's just my smoked meats.

An app that lets you block phone notifications from a crush you're trying to get over if the post is too adorable

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.

Me: I’m sore in four different places here. My trainer: Yeah. Those are your quads. Me:💡

Subway should immediately offer up a free footlong day for anyone who is not in law enforcement

The myth of Alanis Morissisyphus 🏆👑 Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

Democrat Marisa Sweeney just FLIPPED the 25th district NJ state Assembly seat to FLIP it Blue. It had been held by a Republican for 48 YEARS. 💙

This kinda describes me

I’m a documentary portrait photographer, so landscapes aren’t really my thing. However, I love the ocean. Last year, I took this photo and it still makes me so happy. It’s such a seamless transition from water to sky.

Thinking of starting a legion of Jessicas since there's so many of us. We'd be especially powerful if we join forces with the Jennifers

still thrivin after the frost🥀

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

Nobody: Me: (thinking) damn, you guys aren’t posting anything new* *was scrolling my own profile

I think Dudley worked it out

It’s Thursday drop some song covers