When things are looking bleak and everything feels hopeless, there’s one thing you can count on and that’s me to make it worse.

I had a personal realization this morning that felt like a luxurious bubble bath for the soul

Grateful that Tufts University Medical Center called to reschedule my heart tests that we cancelled following Robert’s death. I have to be as “stress free” as possible in order to do these test. Ok Boston, see you in early February ♥️ #MovingForward #TuftsUniversity #LetsDoThis

*unmutes you sees you're still a stark raving loon mutes you again*

Shout out to "It's a Wonderful Life" where the old guy gets to keep the money and becoming a librarian is a fate worse than death.

A man rushes into a bar, and orders 12 double shots of whiskey. As the bartender pours one, the man downs it. On the third shot, the bartender finally asks, "Everything okay?" "Not really. You would be drinking like this if you have what I got." "Well, what do you got?" "Fifty cents."

Late, but I have a good one. What song is stuck in YOUR head? youtu.be/cBetQvXS4a4?...

The sky left me on read again 💬

This is about @ifuckedyr.mom

What’s it like living with me, you ask?

We have one of those over here as well🤣🤣

The most ridiculous dog in the world

Hollow one Midnight sun I’ve been walking in the weeds again music.apple.com/us/album/god...

Red shoes make the shopping more merry! Until I walk into someone because I'm smiling like a goofball at my shoes 🎄😊

If they knew how little work I’m getting done this week, they’d just send me home with pay

Senior discounts: sorry you had to live so long, here’s 10% off

Freida photo advent calendar Day 22. In full glorious floof.

I wanna be your candy cane so you can lick me into a sharp point and use me to stab people.

This might be the Eggnog talking, but I love you guys

if social media has taught me anything... i’m unaware of it

Crowded House doesn't get enough musical respect. They are a great band. Love those brothers Finn

Armageddon, but it's just me on the toilet this morning after eating a full pound of black seedless grapes yesterday.

I'd be reposting so much of your stuff if only you used alt text.

Mutes CBS - here and everywhere else

I think humans are meant to lie in bed with the love of their life all winter.

I appreciate your concern. Good morning! 🩷

Oh, sometimes I grow so tired But I know I've got one thing I got to do Ramble On music.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9M...

Morning everyone. *starts coffee pot* I’m off so I’ll be fucking off on here all day. You butt looks great today!

They call me cheez it cause I'm extra cheesy

Humpty Dumpty was visited by 3 Xmas spirits last night

going to hide my phone outside in a hollow tree so I can get some work done today

Nourishment…. Small meals work best for me still. #KeepGoing #MovingForward #Healing

24+ hours of big wind. I get this and a massive headache lol. Good morning! 🙃

It’s going to be so good to get back to my Monday volunteering at our churches food pantry. Moving forward is healing in itself. ♥️ 🤗 #Healing #BrandNewDay #MovingForward

good morning bsky and if applicable, good luck this week 🌞🌧️🎄🎅😱🫠😶💚❤️

Can confirm there are some excellent stories in here. Well worth the purchase

It's snowing! The peoples are wanting to head out for last minute things and groceries! They are waiting for me to come inside! 🤣🤣🤣 Have a wonderful Monday frens! Enjoy the holiday happenings at yours! 💜🌻🥰🎅🎄❄️❄️❄️

Hey, you Yeah, you Everything's gonna be all right ✌️🫶

The morning sky was pretty earlier today

@mia-ironeyes.bsky.social Good morning to ya, Mia - Have a great Monday!

Happy Monday! Don't let people tell you you are less than. Grab your cup and let's get it!

@antifatemptress.bsky.social Greetings. Sending you well wishes.

@grrreee.bsky.social Good morning, have a great Monday. That win was ugly yesterday, but it still counts. Cheers!

Morning.