me, flirting: [steals your beer and chugs it while maintaining eye contact]

Me, flirting: *licks his eyebrows*

Chompin' Broccoli!

Olympic annoyance... the fcekin whine from the drones, could they not filter it out...

55 years. The first album I remember owning

I slept well I ate a good breakfast I had my normal amount of coffee So why do I have such a bad headache this morning? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤕

i think i just slurped up something i shouldn’t have slurped

Because we're not listening to enough Robert Palmer www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyNa...

Post a banger not in English

Me: this is going to make a banger of a skeet Also me: what was I supposed to post

Morning again? Look, I would stay in bed, but I have an appointment to jettison the ballast and I can't miss it

The way the word petrichor is now part of our vocabulary but people thought I was nuts when as a kid adults told me I was silly Fuck you aunt Karen

A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.

With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.

I will be posting the Blerrycat nickname story at 11ish central time 😸

I found a frame at Winners with a picture that screamed buy me May I introduce you to Homer , Nope

Good morning! ☕️☀️😎🎵☮️💗

Merry Angel's Pitchers and Catchers Report for Spring Training Eve to all who celebrate! ⚾⚾⚾

if I can’t bring my cats I’m not goin

Good morning! It's Tuesday for those of you playing along. Let's try not to invoke our ancestors if we don't have to today. Grab your cup and let's get it.

#ColorOfTheDay #PinkMon Pink and lavender hydrangea blossoms. #EastCoastKin #Bloomscrolling #Hydrangea

I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.

#MusicChallenge #WrongDisneySong ▶️ Day 9 🎞️ The Jungle Book

Age verification? I was here before the draft folder.

This is my excited face, so if you see don't be alarmed. Just give me a pat on the head and a cube of cheese.

We’re 25 degrees colder today so might need it!! Happy Tuesday Coach and the crew!!! 🐾💖🩵🩵

National Flannel Day? Looks good.

I don’t even want a draft folder now *saves to draft to test it out*

there should be two drafts folders regular and high

It's national flannel day or something like that.

Liquorice and Moja seem like good pals, don't they?

Good morning, #jokesters! Have a great day!

Anyone that didn’t bring the right kit, will BlueSky in their underwear! Don’t test me.

hi I love your dog ~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog

Drop some BIRDS 🦢 🕊️🖤🖕🏻🦃

Bom dia, lettuce wraps. 🌞 ☕️ How I wish I could curl up & stay within a blanketed existence from my bed. Here’s a song to fill your day: 🎶 Ordinary World - Duran Duran 🎶

Gimme gimne some jam after midnight Take me through the darkness to the breakfast buffet

Bjork at 4am. Good morning!

A little sliver of Saturday's sunset. Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

if you’ve never listened to American Idiot (the album) from start to finish, in order, i beg of you PLS DO open.spotify.com/album/5dN7F9...

@ama-thyst.bsky.social Keanu is trying to two time you

Crispy BBQ glazed tofu, orange bell pepper and broccoli over rice tonight.

setting with the sun🖤

#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic 🎼 #MusicChallenge 🔥 #Music 🎵 #MusicSky 🎶 Day 9: A song that inspires you. Big Country - In A Big Country youtu.be/657TZDHZqj4?...

I’m pretty sure I could’ve put these tires on faster myself. On the upside I got to putter around in Goodwill long enough to talk myself out of everything I was interested in.

Post a banger not In English… youtu.be/qIoRsTl9Okc?...