I miss you but not log in to FB miss you

So there I was in the shower, half asleep, barely functioning, wondering if it’s true that farm turkeys drown while looking up at the rain

I hope I learned my lesson after that bsky timeout

Slightly diminish a book The Jungle Pamphlets

Just so you know, you are at the top of my feeds list.

I wish they made blackberries without the seeds. I know that's too much to ask, but I still wish it. *takes another sip of protein shake*

Bluesky was down? I know the feeling.

Iris blooms a-plenty!

At the picnic I learned Sandra didn't share my feelings and that wasps love ham salad.

I saw Project Hail Mary. It combines cute 1980s E.T. style sci-fi with more serious save the world in space vibes. It's actually worth the hype, must see.

'You Blew Me Away' sculpture by Penny Hardy #womensart

wieners

Morning Bluesky

Please and thank you.

@sydneyscottauthor.bsky.social a little something to celebrate - right?

How charming. Our money is going to pay his civilian SS.

this is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Our cat is into the overtime too 😼🏒🥅

remember kids rufus loves you

not all those who wander are lost, but i am

if I ever wore a cloak you can be damn sure i’ll also have a dagger

Who's up dillin' their daffos?

save a bit of pasta water for mario and luigi

what if i called in grumpy

Just a reminder that the dudes who broke into the Capitol and spread their feces on the walls are the real victims here

Good morning, taco fiends! 🌞☕️🌮 It will be in the 90s today & the AC is working. Growing up I never recall heat waves in May as a kid - we barely ever put on the AC except in August during the “real” heat waves. Global warming…🥵 (Have a great day.) 🎶 Walking On Sunshine 🌞🌊 Katrina & the Waves 🎶

A leaf falling in your coffee is cute and good luck and not immunologically hazardous

Tony, not Anthony …suitably masked Nassau Bahamas, Geneva, Luxembourg …no questions asked Our world orbits yours and enjoys the view From this height we don't see the slums and the bums on the street Or the mums on the game Fuck everyone and run Fuck everyone and run

Since the pandemic the rich realized they could cash in on fear and lies Now it’s Everything is more expensive because of the price of gas but really everything is more expensive because they are greedy mofos who most of us gladly give our money to Give your money to people who deserve it instead

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to fall down and break a hip a lot.

Don't forget to vote in the primaries if your state is having primary voting today! There are a lot of states doing it today!

I don't get very political, but I think voting is really important. Primaries are just as important to vote in than the main elections so we don't end up with awful candidates.

Goddammit K. You didn’t have to remind me.

Shoutout to everyone who has pooped today

Went to a supermarket and they wanted $2.99 for an avocado Same supermarket had organic guacamole with only salt and lemon equivalent of four avocados for $4.99 Went to a small market that carries food from South America Two avocados for $1 You pay for shipping yes but you mostly pay for greed

Today is the day!!!!!!! The peonies are waking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rejoice!!

The first coffee sets the tone

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The Music Box Theatre.

I switched Alexa to the male 4 voice, renamed it Ziggy, put it on Brief mode, and then now trying to retrain myself out of 9 years saying Alexa in my most imperious voice. *facedesk*

The Walter Cup travelled to Ottawa for the first time in this year's Finals. With everything on the line, Rebecca Leslie scored in the dying seconds to send the series to Game 4 giving the Ottawa Charge new life. ✍️ @chrissinclairrr.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

Ok centipedes we get it but I think 12 legs is more than enough.

Installing a hot sauce showerhead because sometimes you really need a wake-up call in the morning, and caffeine won't do the trick

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

☕️🎶💨 music.youtube.com/watch?v=Amxv...

We went for a really nice walk earlier this morning (pics to follow) and returned home to find the bridge work guys hard at work, including one guy doing some welding. mmmmm I love the smell of welding in the morning. 😅 I hope they end the day early - it's going to be in the mid/high 90s here today

laurie hoffman, the watertown wi school board president, doesn’t think kids should be able to play INSTRUMENTAL music, despite it being a very challenging piece, because it was written for transwoman marsha p johnson. look up the story & let her know your thoughts, her email is public.

@jen-notjenny.bsky.social 💕🫂💕

if you continue to encourage me with likes then you must suffer the consequences

It's Tyr's Day friends and neighbors of the Universe. 93F/33C today for me. Absolutely not fun, definitely a sign that summer weather will be worse for the foreseeable future. Stay safe, stay hydrated. Ukraine is successfully attacking Moscow military targets. #SlavaUkraini #FuckTrump #FuckPutin