Wishing everyone a safe & happy holiday season. May the path be bright as you seek your needs.

Edelweiss Edelweiss Flower of glory & grace Drifting into a perfect place Delicate to the touch Tender & soft dream is such Bliss in apple-d cheeks Mountainous thrills & seeks Cooing early morning dove Such a day of pure love I’m happy for these gifts The soul lighter, it lifts Edelweiss Edelweiss

Search first name and glamour shot

looks like an eye

Satan, I’ve been a good girl this year, I promise. 😇

In true sea witch form, I am swimming over to visit my friends on the island of misfit toys for the festive holidays. 🧸

Merry Christmas to all my followers who tolerated my musings this past year. You’re brave. May your gifts be thoughtful, or at least convincingly disguised.

It's Christmas Eve. I bought my wife a monogrammed towel set. The initials are "WTF." —It's an honest gift.

The mall on the 24th is just dads gently squeezing every stuffed animal, looking for the one that feels most "thoughtful."

Za za za…. I’m still here… Yes it’s true… I am happy to be stuck with you… In my cubicle of paradise By the dashboard light In a place where I can never leave…

The Full Monty, but Muppets

Lol. 😂 Again….please, no. 🤣♥️

The guests arrive to my "contrarian christmas party" and discover that it's 4th of july themed. The dominant topic of conversation, against my wishes, has been how sick of my shit they are

Merry Christmas Eve, friends and neighbors near and far

🤣🌟✨

When you visit a new forest, go up to the biggest mushroom you can find and eat its entire log to establish dominance

Christmas fit check- work outfit today 🎅🎄

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas! #photography

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes. 👀 I saw the sign.

lil lego elf hostage situation🎄

happy Xmas fukkers 🎅🏽🎄⛄️

Goodmorning Bluesky 🎅

Good morning, candy-cane glow. 🌞 ☕️ Searching through my festive garb… hoping I find my ugly sweater. Maybe will my burgundy wine turtleneck do?

Emeralds The day is verdurous Young in promises Dripping in hope Your eyes met mine Wrapped together intertwine Locked in time We have this moment Chase with me the sun Feet naked through grass Each soft blade Crushed emeralds More precious Glowing due to you We disappear at dusk Into another hue

Boundaries Unbound The night sky is you Calling to me Whimsically I pull down your stars Twinkling in my arms I melt into your glow Hushed whispers between us flow What I would give To share in your dreams Swept into the romance Blooming within us You sensed my give Unraveled my eyes Open my world

Awww 💓

It was really nice seeing the snowflakes land and melt on the glass. ❄️

🖤

I’ll partridge your pear tree. 🐦 🍐 🌳

I’ll melt your snowperson AND I’ll sugar your plums

Dinner. 🍽️ Salad tonight w/baked salmon & sliced avocado. 🥑 Mmmm. 😋

I’ll glaze your ham AND I’ll puff your pastry. 🥐

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party.

I’ll roast your chestnuts. 🌰

I’ll pin your ribbons into bows. 🎀

He dreams of her birthmark A winsome wine-stain pressed to her body Pooling in the hollows of the small of her back...

I’ll light your candles. 😏 🕯️

Oh, what a night… Late December back in… What a very special night for me…

The last line 😭👌🏼

look at these wave shaped clouds, my dude☁️

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A little of “Anything Could Happen” by Ellie Goulding

Uhh… NO! 😬

Some kind random person in the office just put a handful of Hershey’s kisses on my desk, and I’m not unhappy about this. 🥰

I’ll twirl your candy-cane.