Oh, we'll drink hot cocoa, string popcorn garland for the tree and do each other's nails! Divine!

Mash up bands: Phish Styx

*scoots across the feed while maintaining eye contact*

Hiring an escort to do that thing* I like. * tuck me in.

If I could fly, I wouldn’t need these stupid legs!!

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

Release the Epstein files AND the kraken!

muting people irl with a hammer

Find someone who gets the weird stuff you have to hide normally and loves you for it.

Mutually obsessed or I don’t want it

Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.

Somedays I pretend I’m a butterfly!

My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings

I just wanna be a cat laying on a heater vent.

sexual healing could fix me

Me as Dr. Seuss~ I do not feel my lips, I do not feel my feet, I do not feel my belly or any of my teeth.

You are cordially invited to take a sleeping pill with me.

Well, jiggle sticks!

Yes, I still have him blocked, yep, him too!

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

For Halloween he was a 🦌 in the headlights

I'm sorry, baby. But let's be bog-witches together!

dying of dysentery sounds delightful right about now tbh

I'm eating all the cheese. Soon, there will be no more cheese. If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it. -current world philosophy

*me eating marshmallows * “No officer, I’m not high”

People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.

a better name for moths would have been “i can’t believe it’s not a butterfly”

I'm blocked by 1175 people and I just know I can do better

In whom we see the light reflected

Now is a great time to listen to Nine Inch Nails and be horny about it

saw your post from across bluesky and i rly like ur vibe

I want this level of peace and calm

Nature gets me!! My soul connection!❤️

My world is beautiful

A little bloodletting never hurt anyone.

I did not respect the abilities of my lower back enough when I was younger.

The world was a better place when we didn't know what was on everybody's mind.

I don't wanna (self diagnosed)

Best movie soundtrack? The Crow (1994)

After my 5 Hour Energy wears off, I sink into a 19 Hour Lethargy.

relating more with the alien in every film

Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face

If your philosophy was so great, you wouldn't have to silence anyone who disagrees with it

I like the feeling of being in love but not any of the other BS that comes with it!

Addicted to Lioness!! Rawr!!

i came, i saw, i kicked him in the motherfuckin balls

I may not be able to give you the moon, but I’ll make you a BLT and I think that’s better anyway

Best Movie soundtrack? Suicide Squad