What idiot called it a dog park and not a barking garage

What idiot called it Grindr and not GuyCo

What idiot called it public radio and not everybody hertz

What idiot called it a Vegas wedding chapel and not a Bride-thru

what idiot called it the software obesity epidemic when we could have called it slothware instead

what idiot called it bluesky instead of haunted doll watch.

What idiot called it a Mcdonald’s kitchen and not Big MacRooms

What idiot called it a "nepotism baby" and not "a life changing son of money"

What idiot called it “The Mandalorian and Grogu” and not “Friends With Boba Fetts”

Who called it "steepness" and not "stepth"

who called it "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" and not "The Friends Just a-Fit the Jeans"

Who called it an “AI Overview” and not “Cliff’s Often Inaccurate Notes”

who called it boycotting and not buy erasure happy no cops @ pride

who called it social media and not cryberspace

who called it 'hypochondriac' and not 'germanic'

Who called it waiting in line for some sausage and not taking a turn for the wurst

Who called it Philip K Dick’s Valis Trilogy and not Romestuck

What idiot called them pro-monarchists in the UK and not a commitment to the Brit

What idiot called it a hospital bill and not order of operations

What idiot called it the patriarchy and not sack religious

What idiot called it a safe and not the Bankrooms

What idiot called it “the sale of indulgences” instead of Prayola

what idiot called them LDS missionaries instead of a Moroni tiling

What idiot called this Flashdance and not Gold Diggers of 1983? This kicks ass, by the way.

Who called it transsexual breast milk and not domperignon?

Who called it "automatic freeing of local variables" and not "dropping names"

who called it lost packages and not mail loneliness epidemic

Who called it cows practicing vocalizing after dark and not working on some night moos

Who called it celibacy and not nonogamy?

who called it a bad hair day and not a coiffuneral?

who called it the United States engaging in self-harm by forcing Americans to only buy worse US-made cars and not auto-asphyxiation

Who called it Holiday stations merging with Circle K and not a marriage of convenience stores?

who called it bluesky and not sicko elysium...

who called it a bad omen and not a poortent

What idiot called it tilting to the side to fart and not gas-o-lean

What idiot called them fossils and not tyrannosaurus records

What idiot called it the genetic sequencing of the herpes virus and not sores code

What idiot called them a sex scientist and not a hornithologist

what idiot called it sexting and not simtitty 2000

What idiot called them sheriffs and not prize hogs

what idiot called it mixture of experts and not large model the size of a small model

What idiot called it “Smokin’ Newports” and not “Menthol Gymnastics”?

who called it "a former australian prime minister wandering around feudal japan as a masterless samurai" and not "ronin keating"

who called it maralago face and not botoxicity?

Who called it a boat and not carry fisher?

Who called it "shouting on the internet" and not "capital punishment"?

who called it the dental hygienist and not the bone launderer

who called it an if-else statement and not a whether system

Who called it "slimmed down John Fetterman" and not: