What idiot called it a marijuana dispensary and not a Bud Stop

What idiot called it hentai instead of goony tunes

What idiot called it Dunkin’ and not Boston Brewin’?

What idiot called it Exploding Kittens and not MORTAL BOMB CAT??? (Technically the "idiot" is @theoatmeal.bsky.social but it's still a fun little game)

what idiot called them meteorologists predicting high winds and not gale sayers

What idiot called it AI psychosis and not Son of Sam Altman

Who called it "AI theft" and not "six finger discount"?

who called it a tumescent throuple and not

Who called it a report on the metric system and not a tell of gram?

Who called it A Momentary Lapse Of Reason and not A Floydian Slip?

Who called it ‘discount clothes shopping’ and not TJMaxxing?

who called it truth social and not mastadonald

Who called it "veneration of soft core pornography" and not Cinemaxxing

Who called it ‘a painting of a pirate’ and not ‘ARRRRRRt’

ok who called it an "engagement ring" and not a Kneel Diamond

who called it setting up friends and not a thot luck

Who called it 'collecting obsolete pieces of technology' and not Betamaxxing.

Who called it mint tea and not minty.

who called it being a lone warrior in an post-apocalyptic world and not Madmaxxing

What idiot called it Swiss chocolate and not the Geneva confection

What idiot called it a thirsty transformer and not a pick-up truck

What idiot called it”Se7en” and not Good Cop, Brad Cop

What idiot called it knitting in orbit and not spacecraft

What idiot called them varicose veins instead of caterpillaries?

What idiot called it “The Miniature Wife” and not “Honey, I Shrunk You?”

what idiot called it getting yourself off and not Solo Ball

What idiot called them vaccinations and not cow pokes

Who called it the moonshot toilet malfunctioning and not Artemis Foul?

Who called it teaching philosophy and not serving Kant

who called it Beyond Meat and not Parallel Porking?

Who called it drinking through a straw and not tubal libations?

Who called it Godspell and not A Choir Line

who called it easter and not april ghouls day

who called it a vasectomy and not hackysack

who called it the rampocalypse and not the cost of living crysis

What idiot called it Barnes & Noble and not Starbooks

What idiot called it an Instagram for weed pics and not joint checking account

What idiot called it Christmas themed footwear and not BOOTS WITH THE FIR

What idiot called it viagra and not Firmula One

What idiot called it an outcall escort who uses a driver and not WhoreDash

what idiot called it gossip and not chatter bait

What idiot called it Pirates opening day, and not Bucconearly out of the pennant race

What idiot called it looksmaxxing and not being chinfluencer

“What idiot called it the Athenian practice of voting by lot and not ‘DraftKings?’”—first guy in antiquity to be put in a brazen bull

who called it ai video generation and not slop motion

Who called it 'The Backrooms' and not Mall of Leaves?

Who called it "Late April Fool's" and not "Glitch in the May Tricks"?

who called it fanfiction and not loose canon

Who called it Robocop and not Murphy's Law

hey who called it a "foot fetish" and not a "sole focus"?? folks,