What idiot called it farting and not an air drop

what idiot called it lord of the flies instead of the island of misfit boys

What idiot called them ufologists instead of saucerers?

What idiot called them New Year’s resolutions instead of calendares?

What idiot called it ignoring lactose intolerance and not cheddar the devil you know?

Who called it Mar-a-lago and not The Bay of Pigs?

Who called it AI and not arduous imbeciles?

who called it a bass guitar and not a Flea flicker

Who called it a welding shop and not a torcher chamber?

Who called it serving cunt and not being a cuntcierge?

Who called it a loan shark and not a Borrowcuda

who called it a ship's christening and not its berthday?

Who called it The Last Jedi and not Wake Up Dead Han

Who called it Plastic explosives and not Blasticine?

Who called it the troubles and not intermittent belfasting

who called it a military column and not a battlesnake

What idiot called it sending baked goods for attention and not Notice Me Send Pie

What idiot called it ectoplasm and not 🎵 JELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

What idiot called it a chronic migraine and not a Satanic temple

What idiot called it an AI chatbot and not the Headless Sourceman

what idiot called him captain planet and not earthmaster

What idiot called it the hard-fought self awareness of one’s depressive patterns and not “Blue’s Clues”?

what idiot called it Dumb and Dumber and not Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

what idiot called it diarrhea and not a broken turd signal

What idiot called it Avatar and not El Blue Boy

What idiot called it Predator 2 and not "Street Pred"?

what idiot called it a beta dog and not a subwoofer

who called it a good orgasm and not a positive outcome

Who called it matcha tea and not Oops! All Dregs!

Who called it cockblock and not willy nelson?

you ever think of a pun but then want to look it up in case it's the title of a published scientific paper, & while it isn't you now have to share the study? Anyway who called it enduring erectile dysfunction after experiencing a pandemic and not Schlong Covid pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

who called it the site formerly known as twitter now awash in csam and not x-stein’s island

Who called it Marty Supreme and not One Paddle After Another?

What idiot called him Robin and not Lil Wayne

What idiot called it a rap collaboration and not a Jay-Z chain

What idiot called them a sex worker and not a nail technician

What idiot called them caucasians with short memories and not goldfish crackers

What idiot called the long proper version of "Kill Bill" "The Whole Bloody Affair" and not "Killiam William"?

What idiot called it “Breaking Bad” and not “Good Things Come to Those Who Walt?”

what idiot called it The Nutcracker and not Toy Story

what idiot called it “astronaut dick” and not spacehog

What idiot called it vibe coding and not prayer programming

what idiot called it laughing through the pain and not PTS:D

Who called it thermodynamic equilibrium and not heat sync?

so… who called it the flu and not "i aim to sneeze" 🤧🧐

Who called it my depression talking to me and not an infernal monologue? Merry Christmas y’all.

who called it “barn full of cows that have mad cow disease” and not “cow-loon walled city”

Who called it fucking a small-dicked lawyer and not being served with a subpoena

What idiot called it Christmas-themed footwear and not BOOTS WITH THE FIR