What idiot called it the coronation of King Charles III and not Queen Elizabeth: Ghost Protocol

What idiot called it the Australian stock market and not DOW NUNDA?

What idiot called it a Congressional candidate debate and not a Rep Battle?

What idiot called them a midwife and not a labor organizer

What idiot called it daycare and not Play-Doh’s Cave

Who called it a rodeo and not a clusterbuck?

Who called it the Republican Party and not con tent?

who called it “watchmen” and not “squid game”? alan moore, probably. he wouldn’t even get that reference back then

Who called it “Across the Spider-Verse” and not “The beatings will continue until Miles Morales improves”

who called it arson and not crime brûlée

Who called it Fight Club and not Breaking Brad?

who called it an exploding sandwich and not a nuclear sub

What idiot called it legal weed in the US and not Dank of America?

What idiot called him a snitch and not Little Bro Peep

What idiot called it "Dogs Playing Poker" and not The Last Pupper?

What idiot called it "ectoplasm" and not 🎵JELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

What idiot called it grokipedia and not X the everythingipedia

What idiot called him “Joe Biden” and not “Snorin’ Sundowny”?!!

what idiot called it J-metal and not 'physical kei'

Who called it a "brothel" and not an "infidelicatessen"

who called it a pigsty and not a swine rack

Who called it edging and not discouraging splurging urges

who called it “Discord” and not “Homie Assistant”

Who called it genitalia piercing and not pubic zirconia?

What idiot called it Cujo and not Are You Afraid of the Bark?

What idiot called it "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and not "A Nightmare on Elf Street."

What idiot called it the next camp over from Crystal Lake, and not Jason Adjacent?

What idiot called it being a werewolf and not having a beast infection

what idiot called it the unabomber manifesto instead of assassin's screed

What idiot called the Last of Us monsters “clickers” when “lichenthrope” was right there

what idiot called them centrists instead of The League of Whim in Voters

What idiot called them "Golden Oreos" and not "Bor-eos"

who called it "vision, mission, objectives, strategies, and actions" (VMOSA) and not "shared aspirations, mission, objectives, strategies, and actions" (SAMOSA), smh

Who called it trying to expose white supremacists based on leaked group chats and not klansvestigation?

Who's the fool who called it a "fox emoji" and not a "scampersand"?!

Who called it hacking and not the misuse of bugs act?

Who called it exonerating evidence carved into whalebone and not scrimshawshank redemption

Who called it the salt mines and not the naughty steppe.

who called it the Great Lakes and not the Midwestiterranean

What idiot called it a baptism and not a Bible Bath.

What idiot called it a picnic and not a blanquet?

What idiot called it "talking with your doctor if a vasectomy is right for you" and not SnipChat™️?

What idiot called it The Exorcist and not Do the Rite Thing

What idiot called it the Xbox Ally and not the Steam Dreck, FOLKS

What idiot called it the silmarillion and not the lored of the rings?

what idiot called it sora and not slop motion animation

Who called it a tight friend circle and not condensed ilk?

who called it Space Jam: A New Legacy and not LeTron

Who called it prospecting for gold and not geo ka-ching!

Who called it copyediting a Nazi newsletter and not Strunk & White Power?