The gif that keeps on giffing

shooting a mosquito with a gun

*extremely Bauhaus voice* Emeril Lagasse's dead

4:20 hail satan

I will always steadfastly cling to the idea that the 70s were 30 years ago

Remember the Thigh Master?

4:20 hail satan

Doggy daycare, call that au pair of the dog

🎶 Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy. Come home. I'm so cold! 🎶

Drag name: Giardiniera De Laurentiis

Bark chocolate: the chocolate for dogs

Hominy is deeply underrated

🎶 Olean, Olean, Olean, Olean / I'm begging of you please don't shit my pants 🎶

Happy 9/11 to those that celebrate

4:20 hail satan

4:20 hail satan

Hammurabi's Chode

The credible inedible egg

Meme lover's pizza

4:20 hail satan

If you can help my lovely friend out I'd appreciate it!!!

Fuck, marry, kill: CVS, Walgreens, RiteAid

When I press snooze on my alarm I call that "taking another swig of that sweet sleep syrup"

Can bugs get drunk?

All Worm Diet™

Cucumber jerky

This tooth shall pass

Stilts for dogs

Acapella group called Piss Perfect

Power hour but it's eating 1 shrimp every minute

I've been so filled with uncomfortable burps today I've been walking around my house like a janky animatronic dinosaur

Two things I need desperately in my life are: standing bathtub, and meal pill

Frozen hard boiled eggs

I just remembered tosh.0 and a chill went down my spine

Nerd alert

Pickled pistachios

Dry aged tofu

@melipone.bsky.social lol

Drinkable rice

Don't talk to me unless the phrase "I'm color blind, kid" unlocks a core memory for you

Insomnia can suck my dick from the back

taking bites of water

Inventing a new shape of ice (triangular)

Pepto Bismal based cocktail

Bite sized burgers

Scratch my itch up

Rap name: Da Boy Dubois

Celery sushi

The humble shrimp cocktail, so delicious yet so simple....shrimple, if you will