An Ornery Horse
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the end is neigh
🎵 Baby, all I want for Christmas is juice 🎵
about 5 hours ago
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about 15 hours ago
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Drew
2 days ago
David Byrne should wear a suit that is much too small
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My laptop shit the bed and I lost so many important files and pictures I want to THROW UP
3 days ago
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Peat of the bog that bog bodied you
7 days ago
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Rice Krispy with a little nugget of beef jerky in the middle
8 days ago
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winter snow-type frosty dude
8 days ago
New policy: people over 25 aren't allowed to use AI people under 25 aren't allowed online
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If my last name was Jar and I had a boy I'd immediately name him Mason no questions asked
8 days ago
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Throwing ass to Wolf Parade
9 days ago
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bad bisque
15 days ago
new mayonnaise chewables
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Supplemental nincompoop
15 days ago
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Patron saint of having my least favorite song on an album stuck in my head for the Nth year running
17 days ago
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unc(chopped and screwed)
20 days ago
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Jacob Elordi is 19 ft tall wearing jeans that are cuffed at least 4 inches....who is making jeans with a 94 inch inseam!?
22 days ago
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I don't want to
24 days ago
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All and all, it's just another mouse in the wall
24 days ago
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Anchovie washed tequila
25 days ago
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4:20 hail satan
26 days ago
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Peanut butter and jelly lasagna
27 days ago
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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
10 months ago
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It's our birthday! Bitty is 4!!! (and I am 40 😱)
about 1 month ago
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There are a lot of better people to give your money to in these trying times, but I am turning 40 on Thursday so if you'd like to support me eating some oysters my venmo is @qpdbqp
about 1 month ago
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There are a lot of better people to give your money to in these trying times, but I am turning 40 on Thursday so if you'd like to support me eating some oysters my venmo is @qpdbqp
about 1 month ago
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Bad news, guys
about 1 month ago
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I thought I'd be wifed up by 40,its lousy to be alone
about 1 month ago
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Kim chai, a spiced cabbage tea
about 1 month ago
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Suddenly I desperately need a movie where Kyle McLachlan and Stephen Colbert play twins
about 2 months ago
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When they come in a can they're just called nellini beans
about 2 months ago
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If you lived through the aftermath of the Budweiser WASSUP commercial you may be entitled to financial compensation
about 2 months ago
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"We need you to work, but we also want you dead" is such unbearable cognitive dissonance
2 months ago
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We need "I love the [decade]", we need Behind The Music, we need Pop Up Video
2 months ago
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The gif that keeps on giffing
2 months ago
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bad bisque
2 months ago
shooting a mosquito with a gun
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*extremely Bauhaus voice* Emeril Lagasse's dead
2 months ago
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4:20 hail satan
2 months ago
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I will always steadfastly cling to the idea that the 70s were 30 years ago
2 months ago
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Remember the Thigh Master?
2 months ago
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4:20 hail satan
3 months ago
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Doggy daycare, call that au pair of the dog
3 months ago
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🎶 Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy. Come home. I'm so cold! 🎶
3 months ago
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Drag name: Giardiniera De Laurentiis
3 months ago
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Bark chocolate: the chocolate for dogs
3 months ago
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Hominy is deeply underrated
3 months ago
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🎶 Olean, Olean, Olean, Olean / I'm begging of you please don't shit my pants 🎶
3 months ago
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Happy 9/11 to those that celebrate
3 months ago
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4:20 hail satan
4 months ago
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4:20 hail satan
4 months ago
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Hammurabi's Chode
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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The credible inedible egg
4 months ago
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