just put on this set LAST NIGHT and it's already chipping lol

We hate to start Monday like this but we’ve got multiple sick cats. 😩 While Queen Trista (in video) can fight off upper respiratory nasties, our FIV + cat Ghost, kitten Pepper, + Kenna the bipod cannot. ‼️All 3 headed to vet 2day. www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati... Can you help these kids? #cats #catsky 🤧

clone college

clone school

Unemployed, broke, dealing with health issues, and I got a bad need to put together some rent and grocery money this week. EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app Anything helps thank you 💜

Me: I’ll be your bridge over troubled water You: aren’t you….. also troubled? Me: we’re focusing on water right now

u 2 getting $$ from the chore bureau?? @mrspotatodick.bsky.social @2x2l.bsky.social

what if he's a dark savant in the real estate arts.....

hi

chicken reverb

@alygory.bsky.social brother how are u hanging in there

heading to the skull store, yall need anything?

the Alluring Dumbass

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

(patting the exterior wall of your home) it's crazy haha i've dreamt of this place every night since the last eclipse

james spader saying "pastelito de guayaba"

grandpa has been diagnosed with "bitch madness"

unfriendly reminder that the r word is a SLUR and is not reclaimable by the intellectually disabled community. the normalisation of this word is baffling. you will be blocked on sight

with an increase in medical expenses back rent loan repayments and the damage of a scam i need to ask for help to end eviction proceedings i need to repair my standing with my landlord and stay housed i'm so sorry cash app: $jpreader venmo: @jp_reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

lmao checked my calendar to make sure period gets here next week.... and it's actually tomorrow 🥲 #certifiedbruhmoment

It’s earwigs night at Applebee’s

what's wrong with our society is that it's bedtime again

hey we’re going to prank the substitute by hacking his brain and making him think he’s spent a million years in dog hell

im very dumb but couldn't they neutralize a lot of the parasite issue with UV??

haven't heard about the loathsome biffo in a while... hopefully it's a rule of 3s thing

baby, I compare you to a kiss from a gnome on the grey and now that your gnome is in bloom a light hits the gloom on the grey

hit me on the gnome phone

gnome chemicals

i think the gnome in my snowglobe is sick of my shit (closed the drapes on his lil cabin several days ago)

george lucas? being stupid?? surely not THAT george lucas. oh you jest

The answer is clear: act in solidarity with fat people to challenge anti-fatness. But when your own anti-fatness runs so deep and is so uninterrogated, of course you won't do that. And you'll keep reinforcing anti-fatness, and quietly making things harder for people who are fatter than you.

The underlying rhetoric is that anti-fatness that targets fat people is generous and reasonable, while anti-fatness that targets straight size people is cruel and unhinged. The implication is: I'm fine with this behavior when it targets people who I think deserve it (fat people) but not me!

Hello economy is bad so if there is an engineer here out of work looking to work a contract role at amazon with 2-3 years experience in linux embedded systems feel free reach out to me and i can connect u to a recruiter pay range 80-90/hr (just passing along info cause i know this recruiter)

or ranch choose

potion of pizza

Bro that adheres to surfaces : help me!!

doordashing a handful of beans

ok i realize that it makes no sense but this was supposed to be rhyming slang for "or X, Y, and Z"

diarrhea symptoms can vary on a broad rectum; there's a broad rectum of diarrhea symptoms

or eggs, lion, sea

As the envelope sealer, you should be stoked about the envelope sealing machine! It’s slower than you and does it wrong 30% of the time so you have to keep watch. Not using it will make us feel bad, and we’re developing a new religion around the idea of it having a mind. So it will feel bad as well.

a huge pet peeve of mine (and which seems to be increasing in the yt vids i watch) is ppl pronouncing "woman" and "women" EXACTLY THE SAME

taking my microwave down to the river to wash it against the rocks

We really need your help as we approach the end of our summer sustainability fundraiser! Our campaign ends tomorrow at midnight, and we still need 88 new Supporters: readers who set up monthly donations. These can be any amount per month — even $1! Can you help us reach our goal?

when will my will to do anything return from the war....

Diarrhea was cool until it got politicized

what's wrong with our society is that it's bedtime again

my landlord has scheduled a meeting with me on monday i need to be sure i have august rent it's $1000 and i do not have it if you've ever considered helping please do thank you to everyone who has donated and supported me it means the world i'm just in kind of a dark place right now

the super tiny dish dishsoap bubbles floating around the sink are our friends 🥺