ANNOUNCING: The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser! Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right. Want to participate? Check out the form: forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...

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(playing a video game) Wow I feel like I’m in an environment

If you hold down your horn for 10-20 seconds, the other drivers will finally start to respect you—maybe even love you.

got in a hot tub and inched our way down into da water at 109° only to see the sign on the tub after we came out 1hr later, which says "don't get in if water is above 104°" lmao

Guys I have been using Moist Dental Cream every single day and let me tell you it has change my life

i missed the last couple ones; wanna join me today?

Still out of work No car or phone Urgently to put together $400 for rent today EleanorIsWeird on venmo or Cash app Anything helps, thank you

Lunch is one of the more intriguing aspects of the modern meal-space

(holding a bubble wand) wanna hit this?

this one is about a giant baby who slipped and fell on a stewed tomato

thinking of turning normal soon.

acorn latte with room for mulch

Come join with others to stand against Trump's political prosecutions, against ICE's attacks on our communities, and for freedom of speech and the right to protest. See you tomorrow.

sumptuous silk gown with terrible pit stains

do you ever feel like this is all a bunch of bull honky

babies these days are getting out of control

It’s time to take seriously the theory that Stonehenge, the pyramids, and the Eiffel Tower are natural formations

new meds sound like a little maraca going down the throat lol

My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones

yea it's a dry goop though, it's the humidity that gets u

So what shortys buoyancy is due to her soul weighing negative

I’ve released my inhibitions and am feeling the rain on my skin rn dog can I call you back

I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice

Did you hear? They are making seasonings for Protestants now.

we are ready for a global culture of gender neutral codpieces

country road take my hole

DND

sumptuous silk gown with terrible pit stains

*sitting in an extremely weird way*: ok lets begin

some people don't like me because i ball out + am mentally ill

World War 1 was the first war ever

taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace

This website uses technology. Give a kiss to technology to continue.

having a lil prosecco about it but it's not the same and we both know it 🫥

I love in the fall when they open up the apple zoo and you get to pet all the apples

finally started the new meds this week so idk when i'll be able to get high again 😭😭

Happening now! Come have dinner. I’m not there because fever, but next time 🧡

it's Marie Curry's bday (inventor of radioactive curry) :))))

it's Marie Curry's bday (inventor of radioactive curry) :))))

he's got great assmanship

Sorry boss can't make it today, it's beneath my dignity x

I want a Gilmore Girls-based Soulslike where Paris has to correct the tyranny the Lorelais enacted upon the world. Michel is final boss

Imagine a huge number. No, bigger. That’s how stupid I am.

yeah dude my favorite game is probably the electrical outlet

Petiteness of Soul grassyvalley.thecomi...

You just tucked in the wrong guy