Hey friends, if you have any- big or small to help, it all adds up to hope for one in need. I met Celia in a group I'm in for ppl who need infusions of immunoglobulin to live, like me. She works so hard, and is such a kind soul. She's so dear to me, but has incredible sickness to face like mine. 🧵

he was promoted to PP of operations

that's it, imma put my fut down

might not draw a cat today so here’s this pic i found

Neurospicy people online: ugggghhhh my life is so difficult because of all the spices in my brain Neurospicy people irl: what’s up dude I just found this cool rock, grab a sock and help me polish it for 16 hours

strawberry shortcake: vampire hunter

what's that smell, ur honor?

Not even looking at the menu and asking if they have whiteboy special

i'm sorry i keep asking for help it's even harder to do with trash talk about mutual aid requests i need $1150 to make rent and an additional $200 for this month's medical bills thank you for all the help I've received cash app: $jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

Consuming raw or undercooked posts may increase your risk of screenborne illness

smoking on that enchanted forest weed. that faerie jane

frantically trying to climb out of the world's biggest waffle before the syrup curtain falls

a plantain is such a powerful fruit of the earth.....

lacy, heart-shaped box full o' piss

computer, increase my stupidity… increase… increase. INCREASE

cranking up the frogmachine for a lil ambiance

Eating a single check mick

When you start a small business your soul should be put into a gem and if the business fails the gem gets crushed

somehow getting the pull chain of an old timey toilet wrapped around my neck and dying

be my valentine (threatening)

It only took me a month, but I finally made a volunteer page on Stand With Minnesota. Because we are about to need a lot of freaking volunteers. Help us keep Minnesota housed!

imagine being a chud standing on the main street of a small town, assault rifle on ur shoulder, huge shitty flags, alone on valentine's day lol

The Man Who Went to Costco

Cairo is ready

finding the right pair of glasses is a real optical course, send tweet

you may gaze upon my perfect son

the guy in grandfather's painting keeps looking at me

hux extends The Paw of Greeting

i just got an electric bill for 97 dollars after credits and hardship discounts and fighting with the company i can't make this or march rent please please help if you can i'm so sorry

mr bisque ruined some cashier's day at the grocery store thus morning by replying to her "happy valentine's day" with a "and happy friday the 13th to u" lmao

if you swing by my table in the back of the dominoes I’ve got an unlicensed salad bar back there with ALL the fixings, cheapest in town too, 100% anonymous

If you’re pure of heart you don’t need to eat fiber

friendly visitors (old print based on a true story)

I've dabbled in some research on the topic and it seems likely that we bite him. We bite him we bite him. We bite him bite him bite, him we bite him

@bellatrellia.bsky.social what do u think should happen to the mailman... i can't recall....

Same Valentine’s Day plans as last year: buy a dozen long-stemmed red roses and eat them in the handicapped stall in the bathroom at the mall

If you show your backside to the toad of aptitude and it fails to blush, you will be sent to work in the mines or something. We don’t know really, the toad has never failed to blush

infrared yogurt

Im so fucking sick of liars. A billion times more sick of rich liars. Just stop lying you fucking freaks!!

hello @bug-deal.bsky.social 👋

im crying from:mattshoelace.bsky.social hubie

infect me with your smile, baller

please help if you can my crisis is ongoing i can't work and rent + medical expenses seems impossible i'm sorry to do this thank you for your generosity and patience cash app: $jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

mayo sprite

if you come here looking to defend 'AI' you will have a Bad Time, and I think that's beautiful

credit cat thx

clapping cheeks in a god-honoring way (falling down the stairs)