Thank you to those who helped out! I am still $200 behind on rent, but I'm not experiencing a deep existential panic, so that's good

Help a trans woman out for Pride? Unemployed, recovering from surgery, running low on food, $400 behind on rent, feeling pretty hopeless rn EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app; anything helps! Thank you 💜

Blind date with a guy called Fouglas

After being missing for two weeks, then finding his way home he is doing well. Vet check showed he was in good health. Been back a week now, and several times a day I just look at him and am in disbelief he came back to us. I was certain we'd ne ver see him again.

He came back!! Two weeks almost exactly. Holy shit

Two weeks since the cat disappeared. Like, I'll catch myself thinking about what it was like to hold him in my arms, rub his belly, stuff like that, and then I start crying. This shit sucks.

Please understand I am saying this as a fan: The Jesus and Mary Chain are the Beach Boys if they sucked

Roomie wanted me to put something on the speakers so I started the audio book of The Horse Whisperer

Been a week since my sweetest baby boy got out and ran off. I am very sad about this. I miss him so much.

My heart hurts with how much I miss this little goofus. I keep hoping I'll see him running around outside waiting to be scooped up.

My roommate interrupted their zoom call to come upstairs and check on me because I was loudly sobbing and clutching our missing cat's favorite toy to my chest.

Tightness in my chest. Wave after wave of intense sobbing. I need my boy to come home

Cat got out last night. Can't find him. World crumbling

When I was at the doctor today for the massive volcano of infection on my face, I absolutely used the opportunity to use the word purulent

I've got the worst zit I've ever had right outside my nostril, like, it's making my lip droop like I'm having a stroke, I can't open my mouth right, it's making my teeth hurt. Im eating ibuprofen like reese's pieces trying to keep my whole face from throbbing in pain

Unemployed, partially mobile recovering from foot surgery, and I'm $400 behind on rent this month EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app; anything helps, thank you.

Unemployed, partially mobile recovering from foot surgery, and I'm $400 behind on rent this month EleanorIsWeird on venmo and cash app; anything helps, thank you.

Did someone poison the Atlanta Hawks?

Was brushing the cat while he lounged in a window with full blast sunshine coming through; the purring was quite loud

After a life of sleeping until noonish, or late into the afternoon depending on where I was working, Ive settled into waking up around ~8am, and I'm into it, like, nothing better than a cool quiet morning, which used to be the end of my day, now its the start

Made some cucumber sandwiches today

For the first time since hospitalization I went for a walk, about a half mile. My thighs are burning, but its a lovely day and a woman on the street literally shouted at me about how beautiful I am, so yeah that went okay.

I think its better to wake up feeling like shit. You wake up feeling good? Day can only go down hill from there

Getting closer to the divine feminine with every marked-for-clearance gas station shrimp cocktail I eat by the dumpster

Nothing makes a better treat on a warm day than piping hot brown gravy

The rzn 4 the szn

Why did I do this

Dawned on me that today would have been my 20th wedding anniversary. I mean, it was over in less than a year, but damn I'm old af While things didn't work out, I was given the lifetime gift of being a divorcée, and no one can ever take that away from me

I found a piece of notebook paper on the ground, and on it someone had written "Got a bad cut and had to go to the candy & sex clinic to get it treated. They closed the wound up with caramel sutures"

Eating olives with chopsticks... before now if I'd seen someone doing that I'd be like okay settle down buddy

I sure do like olives

Corn is butter-flavored pomegranate

Because of me my 26 y/o roomie is listening to "The Heat is On" by Glenn Frey

🍻 FREE BEER!! 🍻 Now that I have your attention you must answer me these riddles three

He's my special boy

Christ I hope no one catches me listening to Blues Traveler

Me: "This song is called All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople" 25 y/o roommate: "What the fuck is a hoople?"

After ten days in the hospital I've been home since Friday. Have to have a wound vacuum on my foot round the clock for maybe a month with in-home nurse visits three times a week, and I've also started insulin and blood pressure meds. Getting up to do anything is exhausting.

Punxsutawney Phil has been found dead in Miami