not even totally happy with it but I spent WAYYYY too long making Trixie Mattel in tomodochi life

when I want to watch pink but my bitch wife wants to watch teal

being married to an engineer will have you standing in the park on a Wednesday evening videotaping a plane made out of foam board crashing into the ground after 2 seconds of flight

I've not misplaced it I just have no idea where it is

(threateningly) I'll write another song about you

was gonna say I had no idea what was causing this asthma flare up BC I had previously checked the air quality and it said fair, but then I double checked and would you look at that !!! now it is poor !!!!

why am I having asthma for the first time in forever ,, is my inhaler even up to date

Locking in not possible, therefore I shall lock out

putting on a video and 2 muted livestreams to try to keep the ADHD at bay

trying to lock in at work BC I'm soooo behind (50+ orders) but unfortunately I'm already BORED and want to take a break after 4 orders

I don't think I'm better than anyone. EXCEPT. my mom

after sitting in the chair for five hours my hair is finally done and its sooooo fun and cute and silly

jesus Christ my mom's outdoor cat, who is less than a year old, IS pregnant

yesterday my sister got a beta fish off Facebook marketplace and they gave him to her in a McDonald's cup

why does IT keep doing things that make everything worse. I can't sign into my email or teams now

what is going on

hey so if my vision has been smokey for the past couple of hours what does that mean

ugh I want to take a bath but last time I tried to get out by myself I blacked out and my wife won't be home for a couple more hours

whoops accidentally shut down for a full hour

I love lesbians and weed

I wish french fries stayed warm for more than 3 minutes

I love weed and lesbians

i didnt like the lock in dnp images i could find online so i made some myself, enjoy

we must not forget that the criminalisation of cannabis is rooted in racism !!

why is the universe trying to ruin 4/20 for me

working on weed day should not be allowed

oh my god. they blocked shopping websites on my company computer. including ebay. which is my whole job

oh miku ,,,

got out of the bathtub and blacked out a little

I have a list of miis to create in tomodachi life but if y'all have any good inspo or want to live on my island I am certainly willing to add to the list

made my friend in tomodachi life and I'm actually very proud of my drawn details

got tomodachi life and immediately got sucked into it for 3 hours whoops

this is a @legendofrebecca.bsky.social stan account. she’s an angel and one of the best people out there. she’s an amazing friend and mother and a great person and a light in this world

so. the hot water knob in our bathtub won't shut off.

idk I think it's a little odd that when I asked for money for my bachelorx party there was none of this energy. every time I've made a "happy disability pride here's my Venmo" joke there's been none of this energy.

imo people who lack control in their irl situations are oftentimes the people who have to have control in these online situations. I personally prefer to put my very limited energy into my actual real life rather than morally grandstanding online.

the damn cat got into a can of rootbeer. what the fuck is wrong with him

gonna start saying "so u hate me" when my doctor is no help to me

You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like you’re from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. How old are you? Seventeen. How long have you been seventeen? A while.

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i would hope if i ever did something that hurt you or triggered you or literally anything negative you would tell me and talk to me about it.. bc i would do that for so many of you. i love so many of you sm and it's just. idk.. ill leave it at that i guess

i fear a lot of you are incapable of having actual conversations with ppl you deem as friends. if you are friends with someone why are you not even attempting to help them better themselves or be open to dialogue/discussion about something that irked you..

Photo dump from today!! Ducks, geese, and squirrels!!

"I have a sleeper build" Yeah me too, I sleep all the time

I keep getting blood test results that are marked "abnormal" and I check BC omg maybe we've found something!! nope !!!!!! not abnormal by enough for the doctors to give a shit about !!!!!!!

I'm a firm believer in block whoever you want. but sometimes I see people blocking longtime mutuals without even talking to them and it just makes you look like fakeass friends

Yall are the type of people who mute words when it comes to social issues and talk shit about all your oomfies on private accounts but that’s another conversation

the old cat tree is in my office next to the window for birdwatching. Willson was sitting on the main platform, and mouse wanted to get up there too but couldn't jump BC will was in the way. so he decided to climb up the cat tree instead, nearly bringing down the whole tree and both cats with it

i think you guys would feel a lot better if you knew how to have adult conversations with other adults

I got a cortisone shot this morning and now that the anesthetic has worn off. oh my god ??? I hurt so bad ?????