if I play wonderwall how long will it take my wife to come from the office to confront me

recently I've been screenshotting things I want but shouldn't purchase while high

tom Holland is so lucky to be married to someone so beautiful talented smart and iconic. zendaya is unmatched

edible time

they should invent food I can eat

love hearing kids play outside but I wish they did not scream

why instrument so expensive ,,,

I didn't want to get out of bed to start the chores and cleaning but then Zoe and I knocked them out in like an hour. so now what do I do with my saturday

wife asked if I could play nirvana on ukulele so i finger picked the come as you are bassline and she was like "wow that looks so hard." so next I attempted Jake shimabukuro's bohemian rhapsody tab 😵‍💫 now THATS hard 😭😭😭

mouse got into the rootbeer again 🫩

my cat will come to me for pets and then act all weird when I go to pet him. what do you want from me

knuckle tattoos that say "good soup"

I may be manic but at least I'm not boring

I am HEALTHY I am HEALING I am COMFORTABLE

finally making some progress on my embroidery project :))

meow (say it back)

I might be manic. hmmmmmm

I don't want to do my job I want to go to the tarot store and buy rocks

I haven't been able to read a book all the way through since I aged out of YA, mostly because as a student I had time set aside to read, but also because nothing keeps my attention anymore 💔 I need to find something I won't want to put down and I just haven't found it yet

tw food and disordered eating stuck in this weird cycle where I dont eat enough because I hurt too badly to feed myself, which only causes my body to be weaker. but if I do eat enough my body hurts from the prep and I'm exhausted from eating the food. what the fuck am I supposed to do with that

I wish sitting upright didn't hurt

I think nerds are hot. my wife is building a calculator from scratch

not even spiritual but my wife is sick so I made a healing candle with crystals and shit (it smells really good)

my mother in law just sent us a photo of a roll of stickers that say 'for rectal use only' and told us she planned to put them on my wife's brother's stuff. which is hilarious already but even funnier because my wife and I already own the same sticker roll

getting too many followers. need to set off some rent lowering gunshots...

"we need more weird gays" y'all can't even handle he/him lesbians and bi lesbians

deleted Instagram from my phone so id stop doomscrolling but now I just doomscroll on Tumblr and that might be worse

I didn't realize I was so close to 300 followers and I very much dislike it. I post for the 3 people who consistently like my posts but mostly as a public diary

the world is my house 🏠🩷🌈 and the dogs are my food 🐕💫🎉

reminder to queer people that being queer does not negate your ability to be racist, misogynist, or ableist. it takes work to deconstruct the racist, patriarchal/misogynistic, and ableist views society has taught you! it is your personal responsibility. do not expect marginalized people to teach you

accidentally stirring up drama on the Dan and Phil side of bsky. those were my monkeys and my circus. my bad

I love laying down. being horizontal is the best

I hope it is never ever a mystery what my beliefs and politics are. fuck ice fuck trump free Palestine trans women are women black lives matter feminism benefits everyone and no one is illegal on stolen land. if u disagree pls block

lestat saying shit like "brat era" and "serving cunt" sends me

anyone else wake themselves up with questions that Need to be googled asap. like. has a whale ever been taxidermied? (yes. once)

wife just said "woah. you look like if Danny devito were an angel." whatever that means

cutie lil barista. latte-hotte. mah wife

finally watching the vampire lestat. wife cries every time they disparage Detroit

pain flare up, peeing blood, AND my cat vomited on the carpet as soon as I got comfortable 🫩

can't watch phan edits bc they literally make me sick ,, they've been in love for 16 years bro

when will my wife return from work and the pharmacy and the grocery store I miss her

damn I really did not want to go to urgent care today

at least there is a little kitty

chronic pain is so dumb like sorry I can't work today I went to the grocery store on a day that it rained and now I can't sit upright and I can't stop sobbing

finally saw project mail Mary. good shit 🥹

glazed pottery with my girls @lawn-lamb.bsky.social @zimworf.bsky.social (and wife)

new favourite hobby is meowing and then having my friends meow back. good shit

my sister keeps telling me about things they found in our grandparents house including: sex magazine vibrator cat poop so many dentures wasps perfume collection (over 10 bins) dead animals big billy bass and frankie fish umbrella hats ?

drinking red wine out of a pink plastic solo cup

hey friends! remember that alt text is an accessibility help in multiple ways: not only will it aid people who use screen readers but there’s an option to let bsky use muted words to scan alt text, so people don’t have to see their triggers on the skyline! alt text is great!