building towers with Jenga pieces with my wife 👍🏻

witches brew spiced red wine ily

relationships should be 50/50: I make her coffee sometimes and she makes me steak weekly

making coffee is my love language

asked my wife if she wanted to be married forever and she said "well it's death do us part" and then I started crying because someday she'll die

things that brought me joy already today: hot apple cider making my wife a latte Willson playing (rare occurrence) cuddling with mr mouse kissing my cute wife seeing a couple paintings in our frame TV rotation that I've not seen before

when your wedding photographer says your photos will be ready 8-10 weeks from your wedding date... but it's been 11 weeks and you've not heard from her... but it's also been Christmas and new years...

IF YOU ARE TRANS YOU HAVE TO LIVE. IF YOU DONT ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING ELSE THATS OK. IF YOU DO THATS OK TOO. BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE, NO MATTER WHAT.

planning a Dread campaign and it's all I can think about

friends don't treat friends like they're "too much"

my body is trying to kill me

having such bad fatigue that it feels like my brain has shut off. might make bad decisions later haven't decided yet

clocked out and then my cat sat on my lap which means I'm suck at my desk until he gets up

buying earplugs because I can't get any other migraine relief tricks to work and the barometric pressure is all over the place this week

I would love to get 8 hours of sleep someday

I'm going to die on Friday

my wife left her wedding ring in the bathroom does she even love me

migraines should be illegal

becoming disabled will show you who your real friends are. abled people do better !!!

I LOVE MY WIFE I HAD A GREAT DAY WITH MY WIFE SHES HOT SHES FUNNY SHES SEXY SHES SILLY SHES SMART SHES KIND AND SHES MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER

therapy isn’t enough. i need to throw hands with my mother.

HELLO !!!!!!!!

but when I ask for someones bones it's "weird" and "harassment" and "please stop" and "that hurts"

give me your teeth.

why is it so much easier to sleep during the day than it is at night

I CANT OPEN THE SALSA JAR AND MY WIFE ISNT HOME TO OPEN IT FOR ME

eating vegetables and drinking tea and watching Smosh Vs aliens while I work I'm having a blast

considering making a promosky to meet new people but I also don't want to talk to strangers 😐😭

thankful to get to experience genuine joy every day

in a ridiculous amount of pain 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

my wife laughed really hard at a joke I made my week has been made

we have so much laundry to do today and I am going to overdo it

I'm sad and I feel like I have no friends which means it is time to go to sleep

I had to go back and add miffy #art

i think i could sleep for a week straight and still be tired

I have nothing else going for me besides a really really hot wife

guy who really likes to nap

help why did my wife serve me 2 cucumber towers and a KitKat airplane

i have 3 slots open still if anyone is interested!! 🫶

I can feel my ankles swelling 👎🏻

I might be ridiculously dizzy and nauseous BUT. I am also. very very cute

nausea is so evil

why are they all Julie

pregnancy pillows are a game changer for trying to sleep with chronic pain I am so supported right now

bald

drinking tea with my wife. we've got a show on and warm blankets and a candle burning. I'm high and she's trying to convince me to let her buy tools. that's all. I love her.

my engagement ring is so enchanting I love looking at it

spending time offline is wonderful I think we should all try it

the fatigue is going crazy todayyyy

sometimes I feel really dumb but at least I'm not republican dumb