something extremely bad happened when we lost the drop shadow on the google logo

a guy being all green is one of the funniest things that can happen. george lucas knew this when he made yoda.

help i followed every suggestion chatgpt health gave me for one week and now all of the skin on my body is shriveled and green

spinning the price is right wheel so fast it frees itself from its shackles and starts running over and crushing members of the audience

jesus sighting footage in burger king drive thru real 720p

they're in love

nice post did your mommy write it for you

literally my polycule

:3

this is exactly how robotman and negative-man are drawn in 60s doom patrol

:3

69F 21C 01-07-2026 2:49 AM

good panel 👍

this fucks

Confession#8

I FINALLY GOT TO IT

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sky just told me i strike her as someone who was really into tails doll creepypastas. should i retaliate

Her dick got my brain so fuzzy that the Frogger 2: Swampy’s Revenge ost disappeared from my memory

this current discourse is doing so much damage to my brand as a girl who loves posting gifs of isabelle animal crossing

get fucking gay married idiot

sex so good your brain goes "i have to post about this"

watching my wife and my girlfriend make out did incredible things to my brain chemistry

i love having wild crazy sex with three beautiful transsexuals

Gohan and Piccolo at Vinnie’s Pizza #dragonball

just saw how my hips moved when i walked in the mirrors at the liquor store and waow. i wamt her so bad

Walking into a GameStop right before they close walking to the Wii U section and moaning in violent ecstasy

polycule barbershop quartet

everybody agrees my tits have gotten bigger

:)

thank you lieutenant worf 👍

many of y'all (i am also "y'all")

yarrrr maties it be a trans woman on me datin application

any chasers who follow me can expect to have some wile e. coyote shit happen to them immediately. "lover of trans" in bio? nope. acme anvil to the head. you're done

beautiful woman with sad wet dog energy

good job on bluesky today. i haven't really looked at it or anything i just wanted to say good job. if your posts were bad today pretend i told you to go fuck yourself instead

it's very funny to me how many people have told me i look hot in my work uniform. a few years ago i never would've dreamed i'd be able to make a black button up shirt look this good

have you tried turning her off then on again

employed as hell

if somebody challenged me to an epic rap battle i honestly don't think i'd have anything prepared. impressive that darth vader just had all that off the dome

Everybody hates you til you look at them

i am floating around in a puddle of love and affection

waow...

fuck the united states of america

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