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help I'm running out of things to distract me from the fact she's gonna be here in like 6 hours

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what the fuck like come on

chilling in the airport. tsa was actually pretty painless. the guy who checked my bag called me "miss fern"

Cern super collider day

i was absolutely dying at this video yesterday. this should be screened in theaters nationwide

wearing some cute shit rn but none of u get to see it yet bc i'm gonna surprise cynthia at the airport 🥰

Trying to find the most gentle way to put this... A straight man who says "I hang with the dolls" is someone you can set a countdown timer on, you get my meaning?

basically. if u want to be cool with the dolls. u are going to have to make decisions that are political. that might get you in trouble. theres no way to be cool with the dolls and also perpetuate the status quo

cis people should not be allowed to say "dolls" until future notice. you've lost your dolls privileges sorry not sorry

today's the day folks. fern and cynthia day. fernthia day.

reading this made my skin crawl

goodnight fern nation. tomorrow's gonna be big

rolling into october...

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Finally, a platform I can post on where I can be as embarrassing as possible with only a kinda small chance of it ruining my political career

literally @fern-on-here.bsky.social (i do find it endearing though)

in a little over 24 hours i'm gonna be in canada. with my girlfriend. wow. woah. isn't that crazy isn't that wild

Twin Peaks: Two ducks on the shore, from the opening scenes.

i learned about saturn girl and phantom girl today and i love them both so much

It is so deeply disappointing that the leadership team of Bluesky has continuously chosen to try and brush the Singal mess under the rug for months now. A man who has been identified as a bad actor and threat to trans lives in America by GLAAD and other leading trans organizations. And now this.

It’s crazy that in Bluey all the parents are married to the same breed as each other. And you know what else is weird? Well not my penis. That’s perfectly normal

i should read legion of superheroes comics

post from 2019. updated signature for deadname reasons #mercurialart

love -> building on fire by talking heads. like if you agree

woke up wishing so much ill on jk rowling

she has a new best friend.....

#yup i'm #transgender

hey! you should buy a commish from this gorgeous and sweet lady who also happens to be my wife !!!!! go go go!

Its October babes.

I need the political pendulum to swing back so hard that conservatives have to be picky about what gas stations they have to stop at

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literally feeling like this rn

okay sure yes yeah this is my style, pretty cartoony. i can do a little oc drawing, a drawing of you, a creature, whatever you'd like really. $25 is my asking price, dm me you're interested!

money's gonna be reallll tight, i might start doing commissions tbh

i should try picking up final fantasy ix again while i'm waiting around in the airport tomorrow

this shit is embarrassing

girlfriend real TOMORROW

dealing with a minor inconvenience from my bank rn and my wife is so real and correct

i'm gonna be with cynthia tomorrow night, i'm so excited i just can't stop smiling

It's fascinating and revealing how many centrists think refusing to compromise on human rights to gain the support of bigots represents a "political purity test," yet also think that a bigot saying "I won't join you unless you accommodate my bigotry" does NOT represent a "political purity test."

dude the government shut down there are no more rules I just fucked the crack in the liberty bell shut downs fucking rock no rules dude

i tend to open all of my packages in front of my roommate cuz. y'know. and I just realized my last five, in order, have been: 1. hitachi magic wand 2. new cat ears 3. new estrogen 4. poppers 5. prog cream intended to be used as an aphrodisiac, which i did explain this poor normal cishet man

I hate that trans people have to continually relitigate the “poll-friendliness” of their existence. Even if you buy the idea that Trump won because of anti-trans messaging, the Kamala they/them ad would have been worthless if she had a more substantive message than “hey at least I’m not those guys”

She gained a shirt for Twitch T.O.S! Also, I'm finally nailing the hat #redappleart

Lol

oh fuck my finger slipped oops