I have made a horrible and dastardly mistake called showing up way too early for the function

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

Do people even want to enjoy things anymore

Real Tiny Voices kinda day

currently on the bus straight up fucking travelmogging all those carcels on the road.

sorry, i'm still working my way through the first 39,999 warhammers

I hate car culture so much dude

Uh oh I’m brewing the Wandering Minstrel now for some fucking reason

I mean, it’s Portrait of a Lady on Fire. It’s my favorite movie period.

It’s RopeArrow Artist Proof time again! Complete sets are running low, and I really like doing them,so I’m running a special for anyone interested in picking up a set of 4 buy one of each card, and only pay for ONE sketch! Your choice of orientation! Reach out to @donnycaltrider.bsky.social !

Weird morning at work. Had a dude yell at me and told me his mom was a gangster. I don’t really know what to make of this

Sorry I was reading this until I saw the name Barnaby Martin. That can’t be a real name there’s no way. That’s like a fictional clown name.

Everything reminds me of her…

Being transgender? Pretty cool! Being a girl with a cock? Kinda sucks!

You’re telling me I could have done this from home without spending thousands of dollars for a surgeon to do it? Wild

Tonight I Will watch Macgruber I understand this is supposed to be a MacGyver parody and I fully expect this to be ass but also I like MacGyver so we’ll see

I have had an absolutely insane weekend holy moly

Gonna start taking selfies with a fisheye lens

I see so many men in my day to day doing accidental Gru cosplays.

Burn Bright MKE day 2 today. If you see me there say hi

I think I need to change my pinned post I keep getting people who like that post and follow me. Follow me for my good film opinions and funny posts, not my bangin tits

I just need all of you to see IPhone Lluwen

Instagram has figured out I’m transgender even though all I do on there is interact with music accounts

Last magic flexpost for a bit but my rock collection is almost finished. Just missing 4 signatures and an LED to have every good universally playable (soon) commander Rock signed

And then the final 2. These are the ones I’m the most cheesed about. Steven Belledin very graciously took time out of his day to do two quick Artist Proof Sketches for me. They are absolutely beautiful and I cried a little watching him do it. I’ll keep these forever I think.

SCGCon for me was a lot of getting stuff signed which was exactly what i wanted it to be. In this thread I’ll show off some of the cards I got :) 🧵

They’ve GOTTA unban it now Big thank you to @alaynadanner.bsky.social for doing my silly idea.

If you’re at SCGCon Milwaukee today be sure to say hi if you see me. I’m the tall Dyke wearing all denim with a yellow bandanna. Can’t miss me.

Not to brag or whatever but I won today’s spellify normal mode without selecting a single letter

Tonight I will watch Glass Onion A Knives Out Story. I’ve watched this 1 2/3rd times. It’s good. I’m watching it with my girlfriend’s family :)

Tonight I will watch Labyrinth Shoutouts to that Bowie guy

Im just like Bandanna Dee in a way

I love wearing too many headphone

Once again

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen

Whenever I sit down my tits bounce so you could say I have the Mandate of Heaven

I genuinely worry that many of the people on here that I like are too online for their own good

OMG ME

No one talks about how the real money in music is in Alarm sounds for people who can’t get out of bed in a reasonable amount of tries

Being a hot incredibly social transexual is so hard. I deserve a participation award

HORSE GIRLS RISE UP

Oh you only loaded 16 tons? I remember MY first part time job loading 32 tons. What are you some sort of loser?

When I am fully in my chill zone I start producing Inspirational Facebook slop quotes

Cars are a scourge

The prospect of a regular at a rage room is a little scary to me

I will never understand inconsiderate people