It is only a fool that equates rhubarb pie (garbage) with pizza pie (one of humanity’s greatest achievements)

My partner just said "pie is pie" as though different pies aren't on wildly different tiers. I'm reevaluating my relationship

@acry.bsky.social!!!!!! Omgoodness thank you! Here’s a snippet about my team that might interest you. If you’d like a fun fact abt what I do as #WotcStaff, a MtG story or EDH tip&trick please consider donating ANY AMOUNT below! www.extra-life.org/participants...

Hey friends. Another week is in the book. For plenty of us, a week wed rather leave behind. So take time this weekend, and look forward. To next week, the week after. Plan for the future, and work to meet those plans. Work to make your lives and the world better. I love you. I always will. Goodnight

GREMCORP®︎ We’re ALREADY in your Computer™︎

Clown Car II: Send In the Clowns 2 W/B W/B hybrid Artifact At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and put a whoopie counter on this permanent. Create a 1/1 white Clown creature token for each whoopie counter on this. "It's like Bitterblossom for clowns." —Mark Rosewater, matter-of-factly

There's too many people to thank individually. Thank you everyone who's helped me but especially @trash-artificer.bsky.social and @ma-8.bsky.social. Your collective effort has recouped most of what I had to pay in car repairs. I don't need more. I'll never forget this. You all mean the world to me.

An opportunity to help out a great artist and cool person 🤘

this is one of my best friends and i do not fucking use that term lightly. go help my sister if you can.

We executed Nazis for disappearing people.

I don’t normally do commissions but if anyone gives Robin $50 or more, I’ll throw in a Thwarp™️ colored bust drawing of whatever lil guy you want. Oc, MTG, ttrpg character, whatever Gotta support our local Golgari pal, Golgari Gal

It’s a slow afternoon Lets get a MTG smash or pass going Give me your guys and I’ll decide whether they can hit it or not

Trans girls will roll this 3 times and make that their name

I donated for a cool @ma-8.bsky.social drawing that I’m going to do something super cool with ideally 👀 Y’all should go support @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social and get some cool mab art

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California, Michigan, Oregon, & Wisconsin (all lead by Democrat governors) are resuming full #SNAP benefits using state emergency funds. Ohio governor, Republican #MikeDeWine, can do this for Ohioans. Instead, he's is choosing fealty to Trump over feeding Ohioans. Trump and DeWine are starving you.

I'm hoping josh shapiro will make a similar announcement only because then all 3 states i've lived in will be on this important list

10/10 take. No notes.

Damn @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social there is still good in the world variety.com/2025/film/ne...

ok, this might actually be my favorite food token and i'm gonna need like thirty

I'm open for commissions again and would like to showcase some of my most recent pieces! All are hand painted with acrylics!

Check it out! This video is doing some great numbers and would love to beat the 200 view mark! Also keep an eye on the channel as once @toadbrews.bsky.social and I hit 125 subscribers we’ll be doing a cool giveaway 👀

HOLY SHIT! My copy of @showandtell2u.com’s amazing gathering of artists & cosplayers surprised me today! yall should check out the project below & follow the cool people involved! It was truly an honor to be part of this with so many cool people. It’ll proudly join all my other rare magic relics

Reposting this for visibility 👀

Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 you got another apology or clarification for those hundreds of artists who've publicly said they won't fuck with you anymore if you use gen "AI" in your games?

I got called Daddy and Good Boy today....and that's on having range lmao

good evening

youtu.be/TJetBty7Rtc?... i talk about being old

If the GameCube was instead called the N65, and Nintendo kept the same naming convention until current day, the Switch 2 would be called the N69. You're welcome.

anyone looking for quality technical writers?

time to enter my curation arc

Shoebox >>>>>>>>

Still works...

art by Veronika Kozlova / artstation.com/sleeping_bird www.artstation.com/artwork/4XYrb1

HELL YEAH THIS FUCKIN RIPS

@golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social here it is

Made this image to describe what I feel like when asking people if they want to play Magic: The Gathering (Garfield, 1993, Card Game)

inquiring with the oracle (callahan)

After paying important bills I splurged and bought my LGS out of all their pacifisms I also got some fancy mountains for various decks but the pacifisms are cooler

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

lmao

SOLD!

Alright y’all, I need the money to pay for some beginning month bills I can do 200$ for both decks, The deck box, as well as some additional cool stuff Free shipping in the US

has anyone built their Rhystic Storyteller yet? Do you have lists?

For your consideration; I am open for Magic Alter commissions again!

We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

Capping off a long day by coming home to a mail day from @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social. Absolutely insane work from her on this one. She killed it. This piece is going in a place of honor (i.e. away from Ace, who graciously posed for this photo) (1/2)