!! Paupergenesis Update !! Top 16 pins arrived today!

@bonafidevonafied.bsky.social commissioned @inklincustoms.bsky.social art of us for my birthday 🥺

!! PAUPERGENESIS UPDATE !! Prizing was advertised at $2k at 128 players! We are at 256 players and prizing is increasing @magiconline.bsky.social , @heavyplayllc.bsky.social, and Galactus.it have all thrown down additional prizing for NORTH AMERICAS LARGEST #MTGPAUPER TOURNAMENT EVER!

📣IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT📣 Our charity raffle is back this year for CubeCon DMV and we would like you (yes, you!) to donate cool things for some cool causes! Check out our website below to read our donation FAQ and see some items we just put on the raffle wall!

The NYC Pauper League Season 5 Invitational is LIVE m.twitch.tv/nyc_mtg melee.gg/Tournament/V...

It's mega hits Monday everyone!

We had an island open up at CubeCon DMV! If you'd like to vend, DM me! It's a 2 day event, ~500 players, open entry to the hall so good foot traffic, Cube/Pauper/Legacy main events! Open for Card vendors, Artists, Accessories vendors, the lot!

If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.

Some number of people are going to 6-3 into day 2 and then lose four in a row to reach the coveted 6-7 record.

!! PAUPERGENESIS ALERT !!

I should learn to play an ancient obscure instrument

A reminder there's still tickets available for CubeCon DMV on July 11-12! Grab your tickets now or be square! > cubecon.square.site/... #MTGCube #CubeConDMV

Mr. Squimbly Bimbus

If you are going to Paupergenesis, side event tickets are now purchasable! melee.gg/Hub/Organiza... With how Main Event tickets sold, and the smaller cap on these, I'd pick them up quick. The Jumbo events award a big card if you go undefeated and Ticketpalooza is the big Saturday Pauper event.

I am staying a couple extra days in Amsterdam after MagicCon! Does anyone want to buddy up to do hotel/tourist activities? 🥺

Seeing my event series name dropped by WotC 😭😭😭

TO stands for Trans Official

R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

Is it "older as shit" or "old as shorter"

How am I supposed to predict the next wave of progressive ideals without ponderous Star Trek episodes that are loosely veiled analogies?

Explaining my wife's eating disorder with magic format analogies

Paupergenesis extra seats are up!

byrd

He has very normal feelings about personal space

Help bling out my favorite cube

Sold out

Paupergenesis is officially the largest Pauper event ever held in North America... Unreal, thank you all so much <3

now nathan steuer must prove himself in the battle hardened arena of pauper tuesday.

Actually you win events by making the judge laugh

A big step in my relationship happened today. Forget joint bank accounts, my wife and I now have a joint Mana Base.

Seeking Black Lotus badge holder to grab my wife and I the Trans Lifeline pins! Will pay for them + 10% so we don't have to spend our breaks in line.

I sell a lot of cards, in person and online, and the greatest uncurling method I've found is.... This brass duck

The only thing between you and a family sized bag of swedish fish is self doubt

Whoever got rid of the front/back facing 2 seat benches on subways has never been in love

Did you 4-0 your prerelease? Do you have a severe case of "being a limited sicko"? Do you want empirical evidence that you are the greatest limited player of all time so you can mock your friends for 2-1ing single elim leagues?

winner ! 10-0 in the 128 player mega prerelease on 2 hours of sleep to win 6 boxes of Secrets of Strixhaven 🤠 yay

In Game 3 of the finals of Strixhaven Prerelease! 7 Rounds of Swiss and a Top 8 Draft led to this: www.twitch.tv/nyc_mtg

11 AM ET tune into the world’s BIGGEST* Secrets of Strixhaven stream: Hex & CO’s MEGA PRERELEASE! 7 rounds of sealed followed by a cut to top 8 and the world’s FIRST* LIVE PAPER DRAFT OF STRIXHAVEN!! #mtgSoS twitch.tv/NYC_MTG (*probably idk what are you a cop?)

Running a new promotion at the LGS

For folks playing prerelease next weekend, I am here to curse you with knowledge. **Infusion** is an ability word, not a keyword, and this means that it works in different ways depending on the card. Specifically, there are 5 different things Infusion can mean in limited:

New Acquisition: "Swamp" by Donato Giancola

They made that vine skit in real life

Hello, everyone! Room block and side events for CubeCon DMV are now LIVE! 👀 Grab your tickets now! 👇 👇 👇 dmvlegacyleague.com/events #CubeConDMV #MTGCube

Room block and side events are up!!!!! Get tickets now, it is looking like we are going to sell out the room!

I'm playing cards you've never heard of in formats you couldn't comprehend.