my official prerelease kit ranking: W Q S L P that said they are all pretty close to one another and also you don’t have to build the school of your kit. in Sealed i think the requisite synergy pieces are much more ubiquitous in Witherbloom than any other college. things are more balanced in draft.

i slept for 10 hours :)

good night

if you have a prerelease tomorrow go watch this video i wrote: m.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpn... if you don’t have a prerelease tomorrow then you can do whatever you want i guess

winner ! 10-0 in the 128 player mega prerelease on 2 hours of sleep to win 6 boxes of Secrets of Strixhaven 🤠 yay

finals 🤓 i went to bed at 6 am last night

:)

into the semis! crazy QFs. link to the stream in OP

JESSE ROBKIN IS DRAFTING, JASON YE IS COMMENTATING, THEY'RE CALLING IT THE MOST COMPETENT STREAMED DRAFT OF ALL TIME twitch.tv/NYC_MTG

i’m the 1 seed in top 8 btw. tune in to watch me draft in a few min :)

btw I wrote a new story in this issue about a polycule where everyone's name is Morgan

i made a crossword puzzle for this and also thats me on the cover waow :)

PICNIC MAG IS BACK! Just in time for things to heat up, we have a steamy, sensual new collection of fiction, essays, and poetry from your favorite NYC transexual literary magazine and culture rag

every time i reactivate social media my brain starts thinking in posts again

regretting my vote for the “two historic blizzards in one winter” party

if you create a shared notes app with your friends its like your own little private social media. except you can delete each other‘s posts

I AM SCREAMING LMAO

Presented removed from its context:

(re: minute 4:30 in this video) i been about that life

thank you cisgender people!

gonna be logging back off soon. if you want more #content from me you can follow me on letterboxd. it’s the only social media i’m using atm

i won't be here long i'm sorry it's too nice offline. but donate to the fundraiser and kickstarter and watch the Shuffle Up tysm

Diversity Win! These Hot Transsexuals Let a Goofy Cis Dude Play Magic With Them

cisgender people donate to this fundraiser

Today I am joined by @veradrew22.bsky.social, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social, and our very own Jesse Robkin to determine who can be the biggest baddie of Commander? It's probably Jesse, but....oh, god, Bugs brought infect? Well, let's watch and find out here: youtu.be/qZZgj9je0BA #MagicTheGathering

hey i have a chapter in the sequel to Next Level Magic and you have 8 more hours to back its kickstarter and receive a hardcover copy signed by one of the best to ever do it www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

My roommate Alma was fired illegally from Condé Nast last week for NLRA-protected union activity (which was her duty as the Conde Union’s VP). If you’re able, please support the gofundme for her and the other fired union members as they fight to get their jobs back. www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

there are whiskey sodys everywhere for those who have eyes to see

watching as people cross an active Starbucks picket line (which is currently chanting “don’t cross our picket line”) even tho there are literally two other coffee shops directly across the street??? What do you think it feels like to be evil

HABEMUS PAPAM! All hail Her Holiness, the benevolent Pope Starr. Long (1 year) may she reign.

trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history

After much delay due to scheduling issues and COVID, the first annual Conclave of [address], the home of Samantha Allen, Alma Avalle, and Jesse Robkin, will take place tonight at 7 pm EST. It will not end until we have a new Pope. Rules outlined below 👇

at the News Guild rally to Reinstate the Fired Four

My roommate Alma was fired illegally from Condé Nast last week for NLRA-protected union activity (which was her duty as the Conde Union’s VP). If you’re able, please support the gofundme for her and the other fired union members as they fight to get their jobs back. www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

uhhh i'm starting to think a lot of powerful people might be pedophiles

To be a U.S. Senator is to be an institutionalist. Even Bernie Sanders cares more about his role and friendships in the senate than he does about his ideological project. If ideology came first he would lead the charge on ousting Schumer. But that’s his friend.

i fucking hate the democratic party

CNN, CBS, others report that at least 8 Dems have reached a deal to end the shutdown

never occurred to any dem at all including dems from illnois to attempt to condition reopening the government on ending the military occupation of chicago btw don't think we didn't notice that

Deal has been reached, I’m told by multiple sources, and Kaine has announced his support

Call them: Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023 Fetterman (PA) No Point

So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader

Sub 14 is possible

sign this petition right now it literally takes 30 seconds

it is crazy that fascists are just allowed to relentlessly dogpile a random trans girl they found out about and nobody does anything. all anyone does is offer a bit of sympathy and then move on with their own lives. it's all they can do

i think it’s probably bad that one of the modes on the omnipresent digital swiss army knives we invented is a set of perpetually jingling keys

crackin open beer # x+1