making my own michael movie by watching a few hours of youtube video essays

honestly i think sam levinson would love to shake it for the gram if he could

the difference between sneaking a can of sake vs a 300ml bottle of sake into the movie theater is like $5, a reasonable 2x the sake, and it doesn’t taste like gym

nan goldin in variety…

i didnt realize jupiter disco was the only living relative of mars 2112

add me on marathon @ chantal_akerman#8145

i made a new website!

cool to release CASTRATION MOVIE on blu-ray and get seven films by Monika Treut up on the Criterion Channel on the same day, thanks to everyone who has supported @muscledistribution.bsky.social over the past year

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

not now babe im filling out the CHARIOT onboarding survey

“one of us tells only truths and the other only lies” we can always tell 🙄

horror friends, I simply insist that you get on this. the pre-order campaign they did has one of the most effective meta-horror experiences I've maybe ever run into and that's just the ephemera! just wait til you get into the book itself!!!

I am a sucker for cool in-world book swag and @littlepuss.net really knocked it out of the park with their @chariotmarketing.bsky.social collab for @ravineangel.bsky.social's PERSONA. Makes me excited to go to start my new job there (wait, what? I didn't type that?)

🚨 OOMF ALERT. Aoife freaked it. There’s a great Sybil Lamb blurb on the inside cover: “this book is about YOU!” Digs under your skin, where it belongs. Beneath your body, you’ve done a good job putting yourself together— but on whose behalf? How much was your own idea? Mirror images, baby…

they should make a lube bottle that doesn’t bleed out of its every pore onto my bedside table

polyamorous hotel receptionists be like sorry, we don’t have the capacity for you right now

*bugs bunny voice* ehhhhh musta taken a wrong turn at da bone temple

i think 12 guitar pedals is too many to be busking with sorry, even at bedford ave

I was at this party and it sucked. G zombies everywhere. not even getting freaky. just rubbing on each other

on day two of listening and still less than halfway through. this is a really special record nextyearssnow.bandcamp.com/album/theris...

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time is nigh. order your deluxe chariot onboarding package now or you will remain unemployable for the rest of your days. administrative officer @elainemay.bsky.social has filled the package with dark secre- i mean, helpful literature for career development

My roommate Alma was fired illegally from Condé Nast last week for NLRA-protected union activity (which was her duty as the Conde Union’s VP). If you’re able, please support the gofundme for her and the other fired union members as they fight to get their jobs back. www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

something is afoot

i will do anything in exchange for a screener of mektoub my love: intermezzo or mektoub my love: canto due please i am begging you

most impactful game design talk i ever saw was basically one slide and it was this. then she said So I picked up baking!!!1!!1! and showed some pictures of muffins

I will talk about it more closer to the book’s release, but I did have the feeling that I was reading an instant classic— and also that that first 70 pages was some of the toughest, most uncomfortable writing that I have read in a long time; and then every page after that was a revelation

@ravineangel.bsky.social wrote one of my all-time favorite books and put words to a pit in my stomach i could never have named. it's existentially terrifying and totally electric and i cannot wait for everyone to read it!!

castration movie attracted me because it is based on the works of Claude Debussy - one of my favorite composers.

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castration movie ii stream is back up

if you see me looking relaxed as hell this month it’s because i probably just saw a chantal akerman movie at moma

what did i do to make amazon recommend me the pepechu plushie

Don’t miss the North American live virtual premiere of @weard.moe’s CASTRATION MOVIE ANTHOLOGY II. THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS — tomorrow starting at 9pm EST! Info: watch.eventive.org/matchboxcine...

must feel good af to be a fly in tashkent supermarket

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only like 5 tickets left for opening night…

can you confirm @elainemay.bsky.social

Liz’s programming & distribution work actually brings something so special and necessary(!) to NYC screens. Shining example of “if you build it, they will come.”

Brief words on Mouse Klub Konfidential, one of the funniest films I’ve seen all year. Screening alongside BLONDE DEATH tomorrow & Wednesday at Anthology!

das boots