Last night I got It’s-A-Wonderful-Life’d by an angel who showed me the world where I won Twinks vs. Dolls nacho cheese wrestling. I ran an Instagram meme page and was on Grindr under the name “darling”

It must feel so good when niche gay brooklynite instagram clout goes to your head 🤤

They should’ve never let a real Pen-Head watch Marty Supreme. Fascinating historical vector I’m compelled to get to the bottom of

I love Twin Peaks... Every now and then I’m like “I can’t believe we’re cutting from the murder plot to ‘Norma’s mom is coming to town— with a NEW HUSBAND! 😧’” but that’s literally what makes TV great ❤️

The Heated Rivalry anamorphic lens tracking oners did NOT charm me!!

Nobody tells you that the Rockettes ends with a nativity play featuring a real life camel

The holidays didn’t really come together until I sat the family down and put on A Ricardo Villalobos Christmas

Glad to inform that the A24 movie crosswords book is actually an incredible workplace secret santa gift

Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point was made in a lab specifically for me. They made a movie about sneaking out of family holiday gatherings in my hometown and threw the Scorpio Rising soundtrack over it.

Heated Rivalry has inspired me. I need to write a coming-out scene that gives everyone a stroke

MARTY SUPREME is the monoculture. It is Great Entertainment, a black hole that consumes all of American cinema. Went long on its virtues and vices for @lareviewofbooks.bsky.social lareviewofbooks.org/article/made...

[guy who’s only seen The Brutalist after seeing her second movie about a Jewish guy] Marty Supreme is kind of like The Brutalist’s evil cousin

We got each other belts. This lesbian shit is serious

The Marty Supreme pyramid thing is maybe the movie thread of the year. Momentarily I’m forgetting every other movie thing I liked

Images only move when they are VERY upset

2026 will be the year of moving images

ChatGPT Put more sweat on timothée chalamet. Okay now put him in a hot shower. Okay now make him sweaty again. Okay now run the shower back. Yes

They’re not ready for my response to Christmas Eve at Miller’s Point, which is just a live feed of my family going “yeah that looks like a street around here. Yep here comes Santa in the firetruck”

What am I listening to? Oh— “A Ricardo Villalobos Christmas”

We need to use a better word than “cinephiles” Please

They just shot and killed Master Shake. Oh my god

Please keep that disgusting Grinch away from me. His natural green furs are putrid….unless they’re on a fabulous stole !!!

They caught the killer. From Wendy Williams

My foremost thought during Marty Supreme was that I’m naming my firstborn Darius Khondji AFC ASC

re: The Safdie split: I actually do think they do lose something when they’re not working together, if images are anything to go by. Benny’s got an eye for off-kilter compositions that I found lacking in Marty Supreme!

Life has been really hard since I saw this viral Instagram reel about how I laugh

I should come clean. Thought Marty Supreme was a real guy until ~20 minutes into the movie

It had a good run but it’s time to retire “slop.” They ran out of stock. It’s time to diversify our derisive terms

Reform Hebrew schools are going to run through the Marty Supreme DVD like it’s Rugrats Passover. Or at least An American Tail

Smuggled latkes into 9:00am Marty Supreme screening #HANUKKAHTAKEOVER

Towards the end of Judy at Carnegie, the band just starts playing the “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” instrumental between every song. It happens maybe five times and the audience always goes nuts

Seeing a lot of people say they thought Avatar 3 was mid until they rewatched it. And I just want to say this is a trick they’re pulling to make you watch Avatar 3 twice

black squares have had a bad rep for some time now. what would malevich think

One of the reasons Glee is so good is because they know they have to be doing like 4-5 songs every episode. I don’t even like the songs I just think it rounds things out

Went to a professional women’s hockey game last night and I feel like I have to let everyone know that the New York Sirens’s team chant is “wee-woo wee-woo”

Tom Cruise is DIGGER

Just learned Nathan Lane didn’t come out as gay until three years after The Birdcage released. Makes you wonder what Robin Williams was hiding

found my new favorite subreddit

Earlier this week oomf told me she saw that one picture of Margaret Qualley and thought it was me. To me this is like the secret fifth EGOT category

This other time I got a blowout and it frankly made me tweak because I’m really not used to my hair looking like this

This one time I had a crazy fit on. Bushwick Brigadier. Denim Debutante. I could go on.

R.I.P. Rosa von Praunheim, truly one of the great queer filmmakers whose work is more urgent and timely than ever

Bye Bye Birdie is an awesome movie about convincing your boyfriend that when you cuck him on national TV you’re not actually gonna mean it

Watching Bye Bye Birdie. Every movie should open like this I think youtu.be/1t3cBTb3xPc?...

Episode 4 of All’s Fair includes a scene where Sarah Paulson connects with her daughter by coaching her through a high school application essay about how “mommy’s a cutter.” Once or twice an episode it hits six a euphoric, campy, and indulgent sweet spot for me…otherwise it’s fine. Beautiful gowns

Girl just walked up to the Elf Bouncer like “umm I’m on Santa’s List” as if we’re not literally ALL on his list 🙄🙄

My coworkers think the WorkPlaylist War is about stopping me from putting on house music. But they don’t even know about Judy at Carnegie Hall 1961.

Paycheck hit I’m at Nowadays telling them bring out Nowaday