where the hell do people even find "work from home" jobs

Whole world khia

I really think the fact that the Murdochs & Larry Ellison are going to control American TikTok is all you need to infer what the game of contemporary social media is. Imagine Elon's Twitter if all the parts were working. Not good!

Going On Your Phone is probably the worst thing you can do to yourself and everyone does it maybe one million times a day

if you’re a writer your clarity of purpose, your moral certainty, and your peace of mind are your tools. scrolling social media all day is the equivalent of throwing your guitar on the ground for fun

Instagram ad for app where you can bet on what Cartman will talk about on South Park. It’s real. It’s all happening

Drinking diet coke temporarily turns my internal monologue into a Jenny Holzer style string of text that just says “I LOVE ASPARTAME” ad infinitum

Watching the trailer for Peter Hujar’s Day feeling so thankful I talk kind of weird ❤️

Hades 2 good? We like Hades 2?

The conversation I have with my past self has NOTHING to do with transgender. It is mostly a lot of “Tiger Woods was lowkey like the Michael Jackson of golf”

I feel a moral imperative to slay/give/serve

She transgender on my tip till I point

Sometimes you’re just minding your business in Brooklyn New York and then BANG Uniqlo x Marimekko SS 2020 Fruit Print Tee

hannahaccount.bandcamp.com/album/echo-w... echo worship is out today on bandcamp!

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it!

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it!

i would love to come to your event! but i can't tonight... i'm Doing My Own Research

Huge staff turnover at my regular coffee shop means today I learned the actual price of a latte and not the Chloe Price. What happened to “protect the dolls” ….

Last night we were awarded a Ki to the City

Save me brunch Brunch help me

One of the best parts of the club is that it’s somewhere you can go to see cool things that happen between lights and colors and people

You’re tea bro. Bro you’re tea

Incoming carry

Honestly it’s probably gonna take another round or two of thinking I know how to dress before I really have that shit on me

I think I’m in this one

how did they get this intel

One-of-a-kind tree with 40 fruits makes its debut on Long Island longisland.news12.com/one-of-a-kin...

Like 90% of the klippenstein article is things people already said on tv days ago. And the other 10% is “something might happen!”

Trying to imagine what Woke 2 could look like and the only words which repeatedly come to mind are “high-speed LIRR”

Current events are troubling. But I trust they will not disturb my prospects of retiring at 40 and moving to NEOM

Bro it’s chill. You can just seek catharsis in their hypocrisy. Comfort will save you bro

To be honest I was abducted by aliens the other day. But I haven’t had the chance to talk about it because freaking Donald Trump has just been crazy lately

Great. An executive order banning magical realism.

No I actually didn’t want to see any of the movies playing at NYFF anyways. It’s fine

My worst nightmare has come to pass: I am once again in a state of “And did you see what he just tweeted!”

Oh my god. They got Tobuscus

Je suis Jimmy

So wait youre saying if you can control television and social media and other forms of mass communication you can disseminate your own dominant values. Thats crazy dog

First they came for Colbert, and I did not speak out— because I did not watch Colbert. Then they came for Kimmel,

Something I haven’t seen mentioned about the guy yet: his biggest success in youth outreach was via shortform content. A consistently practiced method of “is-this-annoying-you?-I’m-not-touching-you!” style agitation that made for quick and divisive engagement on all fronts.

Evil machinations happening on my belt loops

New “oppression olympics” rubric is no longer based on intersectionality but on how uncomfortable it was to come out to your parents

As they say in the Bible: thou shalt get stoned and lay with another man

My impression of a guy describing a date he went on with a girl whose life he’s going to make miserable for the next 2-3 weeks

The point of doll invasion is to let trans women microdose the way gay guys are always going on vacation