I have vibecoded a 1:1 virtual simulation of everyone I know and all of their social relations. You can see how they react when you trigger events like tsnuami, black hole, metoeor,

i have the pynchon virus (it’s the virus that makes you read pynchon)

if you watch tv, you will be astonished at how every other ad is an ai-generated herbal supplement scam.

“…. into any good consumer products lately?”

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

just saw a girl wearing a skirt....... as a top !!!

you wouldn’t know her she goes to another sexual subculture

so basically the situation is that we’ve run out of opinions

british comedy is like “bro doesn’t have manners!! 🤣”

hmm.. i think i’ll diagnose the culture today

650 dollar punishment for the crime of car ownership

Gravity's Rainbow was published over 50 years ago and Thomas Pynchon is still doing research for it

thomas pynchon would crush on jeopardy

I love walking out of some arthouse film and going “I just watched some bullshitttt.” But I usually really enjoyed what I saw. So let’s all take a step back,

Just a bunch of blind baby birds squawking "Plot, plot, plot" with upturned beaks.

Good news everyone! Fidget to your heart's content at g.mino.mobi/mole

grime is great because they rap shit like “fuck the magistrate”

behold, my poor tapestry. my fucking abysmal tapestry

that wapo podcast guy reeks of tucker carlson like what is going on?

being unemployed is a gift

bro…. look at all the peaches

GAY THOMAS EDISON: Girl come over!! We’re having gay guy wax cylinder night

i haven’t listened to death grips in 10 years and i’m returning to them…. whoa

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

pahk ya cah in aeaea

me vs writing lol in a professional email

Love your honesty, girl! 😊

not doing a reading thread this year bc you don’t need to know what i’m doing with my life but honestly i wanna let you know what i’m doing with my life so here’s three good books

*recalibrating relationship with microblogging platform after nearly posting a 10 tweet thread that will likely only get 2 likes* craving: Hot Dog

gone off the nuance

They're panning you in the New York Review of Posts

Holy shit

drimking water #HeadacheFreeSummer2026

“think of the optics” bro everyone is insane now

one big thing about being in academia is that literally everyone wants my Official Opinion on AI

it’s always two guards where one tells lies and the other tells the truth telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

low key i hate how insane everyone is becoming

middle brow syndrome

love is honestly so interesting

those are bro’s got some nice shoulders

girl i think we are in rats’ alley where the dead men lost their bones

having my own personal office is hilarious bc when my door is closed people think i’m doing something really important when actually i look exactly like this

circling back on this

we will be releasing box for buddy box for star for the next 15 years

new personal mantra “just go clean. go clean something. who gives a shit”