so basically i can’t stop watching this

criminalmente!!!!

Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

zohran mamdani for mayor of washington dc

me vs listening to elderberry wine 12 times on the amtrak and ruminating

An apple a day Is mother and slay

i’m crying someone just proposed in the pit at the Wednesday show

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

they should invent a season that doesn't affective disorder

offering a medieval peasant a single real-time update

*to no one in particular* she’s stealing my swag

writers! you can just have a garden, you don’t have to have a metaphor

truth nucleus

nyrb sale is fun but like i don’t really know Shop like that

They’re slowly introducing broader concepts to me

All our forefathers spoke softly and carried a big stick. Freak country

Remember remember the 1th of the Vember

what the FUCK?!!!??! are the roots still doing with jimmy fallon?????? girl leave him!

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

did this actually eat? scientists are divided, but one thing’s for sure: your taxes are paying for it

Is is what it's

full-on conservative rag

Bluesky is where you can have fun and be yourself……. ….. 🐁🍽️

Advanced thought experiment: Start with a person who has their this. They love their this. Then- you add another this. My 2 this

Aloof wives near me

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

i’m being killed by monthly subscriptions

Gael Gomez first used a telescope at nine in Venezuela. He's one of the brains behind the Mount Pleasant Sidewalk Astronomers, bringing views of star trails, nebulas, and Saturn's rings to the tight-knit neighborhood. But now, he might have to leave the country, @samdelgado.bsky.social reports:

Chloe as Liza Minnelli for the NOH8 Campaign

absolutely catatonic mainlining factslop videos called shit like “The True Nature of Matter and Mass”

computer show me a compilation of my failures. birth until now

i fucking LOVE my comfort zone !!!

you can change diva. diva you can change

Dude, just carve a perfect spear of rhetoric that will pierce the mind of culture

Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”

basically what i’ve learned from having glasses is that everyone’s foundation is visible

*looking at a picture* best i can do is 600 words

NYT Opinion: Club Bed Is Not A Bubble

democracy dies wee wee wee all the way home!

you now have my permission to wear corduroy

wow... young republicans are nazis..?

sometimes the bus starts basically where you are and will drop you off basically where you need to go

nothing quite fits me like my one pair of jeans

whatever

Last night was reconstructed from first principles

Day 7 of rat October

[Listening to the Taylor Swift album at 2.5x so I can get this review out before everyone else] I have to say, her pitch is too high on every single song. Disappointing. Incredible breath control singing that fast though