most viral video of my apartment of all time

bdsm is community theatre

I have 112 Loyalty Points at my neighborhood Chinese place

recently I have really been reflecting on the life altering experience I had in 2010 seeing the tooth fairy starring Dwayne “the rock” Johnson

worst part of surgery recovery is denial of the humble Long Walk

dog movie only movie with the guts to take on interracial tenderqueer relationship (?)

I seem to have misplaced my insect companion while passing through Lostant, Illinois. Luckily my destination is Foundant, Indiana where he will surely emerge from hiding.

would u guys try the caffeinated butterfingers if the opportunity presented itself

does anyone want to come over and remove my drains

experiencing the temperature of beverages in new and exciting ways

first post op done…

goodbye to All That!

rural religious hospital trans surgery scene report: chaplain just came in to ask if faith was important and when I said no he asked if I was a Cubs fan

madi on the godfather (1972): "i didn't realize all this was going on"

it is so crazy that you can just take off a body part and put it in the garbage

quick what did I forget to pack for surgery

forgot when u tell cis people youre getting surgery they get worried

the athlete’s homosexual underhand slap/feel of encouragement

don’t worry everyone i’ve determined exactly what trans literature is and does

650 dollar punishment for the crime of car ownership

hellie describing a donut: “unserious”

tboy named jocular

got asked not to wear my lesbian avengers shirt to work lest people find it threatening 👍

Modeling the official @readeasel.bsky.social carabiner

she’s like a small animal that helps me

100 cans of film on the wall… take one down inspect it replace the leader label it update the spreadsheet run it through the moviscop pass it around… 99 cans of film on the wall

Come to this event in June I will be reading : )

my sex changed

if anyone is a 38 my favorite shorts of all time that i am constantly looking for a second pair of are on ebay rn www.ebay.com/itm/23529497...

during the violence of the gale, he had only steered according to its vicissitudes

tried to buy a copy of again harder at skunk cabbage and they were already sold out iktr

trying to tell madi a fun fact and they interrupt to say “oh I knew extensively” before finding out what it was

being a dyke is like winning the lottery a little

mother’s day living will update

i went to pronouns park to learn about “the surgery”

they don’t tell you about the occupational hazards of leaving new york (bag too heavy from transsexual magazines)

no one is doing it like inés !!!!!!

new york city makes me feel like an ant in a beautiful anthill ❤️

always having a racial experience at a jewish institution and then turning around and seeing a framed photo of mlk and heschel on the wall

some of u

really excited to see where this project goes and very happy it's online for those of us who came to new york 3 days too late to see it irl anecdata.substack.com/p/ego-alter-...

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Something is happening in chicago

patric mccoy and diana solís at the mca :)

city colleges lets you specify whether your spouse is same-sex in the emergency contact section