leaving behind my daily bus riding practice for just recreational bus riding has only made my life worse

really craving the Crumbulver’s Triple Dog Dare Meat Goose Neck and Caramel Swirl Spicy Chipwich with a side of Snickerdoodle Fries with extra Chocolate Ranch

and does he want me to clean the horn? does he want me to take over blowing the horn? maybe he just wants someone to listen to him play but he’s so bad he has to pay someone to do it which may also explain the hesitancy in his tone here

FUNDRAISING REQUEST (URGENT): A serious accident has occurred. We need your help to replace the EASEL lambo. Order now at www.readeasel.com

easel’s embezzled funds company car weaved through traffic ran over the median crashed through the planet fitness storefront flew through a red light used a fire hydrant as a launching pad to start hydroplaning on top of a bus launched towards a pedestrian took an illegal left and exploded

accidentally squirted mustard into my left eye and ive started seeing things ive never seen before

sliding scale digital copies here, email us if u want it for free :) i love you every transsexual

They're here :) Pick up a copy at www.readeasel.com

just ran three of the oldest errands in the book (grocery store, post office, library)

First frankfurter of the 2026 season. #ThisIsTheYearWeMakeItTo200 #FranklyWeeNiedHotDogsToLive

how jstor looks at me when i open a bottle of delicious medical pills and tablets

my year of rash and inflammation

werner herzog lives on top of my toothbrush and thinks the sink is a waterfall and wears my floss as a dress and calls the nail clippers “a machine of inestimable violence”

EASEL is thousands of dollars in the red right now. We hired a social media consultant who did nothing but insist we create a fictional spokeswoman named "gay sex anthony". So i need you guys to dig deep this month

and what if two new years started at the exact same time.. you could be in 2026 but your neighbor could be in 2027…. just a roll of the dice…

Best Albums of 2025: For Washing Dishes: Help!, The Beatles For Sweeping: Please Please Me, The Beatles For Bleaching Sink: Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles For Folding Laundry: Beatles for Sale, The Beatles For Tidying Up: Hard Day’s Night, The Beatles For Sleeping: Revolver,

shane’s mom googling PFLAG for adult sons? under the table while he’s coming out to his parents

me at the dunkin order window: Uh hi, can I get one Pfeffernüsse latte with cream and extra sugar? cashier: sure! anything else? :3 me: Nope that’s it! cashier: that’ll be $42.99 :> me: Thanks.

Link: The Real Reason Clint Eastwood Wants It To End

A Very Heated Rivalry Hanukkah

2026 im becoming a daily polyvore user #pinterestisoverparty

paul simon if he could only make name songs: These are the days of Marysue and Walter This is the long distance Paul The way the camera follows Gus and Otto The way we look to a Saul The way we look to our Deirdre, Vaughn and Leighton That's Eileen in the corner next to Guy Th

getting snow inside my boot every time i leave the house.. ice turning the sidewalk into a luge track…. and there’s going to be even more snow TONIHTG… we must get rid of this horrid season

Brinks, I have an incredibly important meeting with my pomologist that I absolutely cannot miss. He says there’s a blight about to hit that I may be able to thwart with the right loam. I’ll be missing dinner, so I need you to make G. Truff and Mesquite their soup and nightcap.

don’t talk to me til i’ve had my Clancy’s Corn Chips, Clancy’s Original Kettle Chips, Clancy’s Gluten Free Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips, Clancy’s Fig and Nasturtium Potato Chips, Clancy’s New Car Smell Corn Chips, Clancy’s Restaurant Style Turnip Chips, Clancy’s Careless Whispe

saying goodbye to my pregnant therapist this week.

oink

My haircut is complete.

at the hair dresser and they just asked for my insurance.. i hope my shag is covered

Mistening to Mevolver by the Meatles Monday

I have found myself deep within the confines of the Chokey.

Submissions for EASEL 02 are open yupp

at work and soup just exploded all over my desk computer phone lunch box water bottle and halloween costume

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This is a call out post. On October 18th, 2025 @hellie.bsky.social plagiarized my work and passed it off as her own. I ordered the “Culver’s Trifecta”, their Spicy Ostrich Sandwich, Buffalo CurdBurger and Butterfly Bluefin Tuna, and made an offhand remark about the wide range Surf and Turf optio

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you can buy the first EASEL now. if you will permit me to be sappy for a minute every day i personally benefit immeasurably from hellie's seriousness and clarity of vision and love of looking closely at the world and it is so special to make something together that encapsulates that

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thinking about purchasing a cessna 150 to beat the rush hour traffic downtown (will park on top of the bean)

This is your last weekend to putter around in lightroom before you have to say good enough and submit them to EASEL btw

Submissions closing September 8! Now is the time

cleaning and conditioning hellies boots while shes asleep.. i am the tooth fairy of shoes

Submissions open 🏃‍♀️

Dakota Johnson ASMR: DJ describes her fountain pen collection Dakota Johnson ASMR: DJ opens her neighbors’ mail Dakota Johnson ASMR: DJ talks you through doing an oil change Dakota Johnson ASMR: DJ brushes her hair (6000 strokes) Dakota Johnson ASMR: DJ looks for shells on t