Powering up my super meter and the people walking past can see it happening

Full time job is a SIN!

When you Are reading a book and it is so good , that’s about as righteous as it gets out here

Today my partner and their very traditional coworker realized that the coworker and I were at the same high school at the same time, she said she’s gonna go home and look for me In her yearbook. Really wish I had video of her going “hmmmm let’s find this girlfriend Sarah’s always talking about”

A letter from the staff of Open Books Logan Square: drive.google.com/file/d/1TwVz...

Chicago. ILLINOIS !

too many images on the computer

I only drink coffee instilled w JAPANESE IDEOLOGY

Going to Whole Foods makes me feel like a rat being experimented on. Surrounded by temptations and unknown consequences

wildlife i saw while driving the bus this passed work week (2/26-3/3) 1) 5-6 deer (columbus park) 2) hawk (Grand/Kedzie) 3) Skunk (Roosevelt/Kedzie) 4) run over cat, guts spilled, blood pooling, still twitching, woman standing over it (killer?) briefly before returning to her car (Jackson/Lotus)

Painting on the wall of @clockluvr.bsky.social ‘s house type beat

FRITZI CANON DYKE EVERYTHING WAS WORTH IT

orange is the new black porn parody: ass is the new pussy

Mfw I’m patterned after delight as virtue and ponderance as vice

Me on a first date: I’m sort of , like , patterned after a dim reflection on a fogged mirror in a bare room lit by a weak sun losing a fight against a clouded afternoon sky coming in through frosted over windows that are small and high up and wired shut

It is such a mitzvah to let a bus rejoin traffic after servicing a stop. Triply so during heavy traffic. The two kinds of drivers that literally never do this: Taxis Cops

Today a coworker said “I thought you live in Logan square ?” And I said “what made you think that?” And he replied “I guess you just look like you live in Logan square” which is the most brutal read I’ve been served in quite awhile

I’ve seen this idea tried a million times in a million ways and none nail it like her

The summer weather edging is going too far. Is there a safe word, god ? A safe word for how I’m about to go insane if you don’t give me release ?

This shit being life, writing, love, friends, sex, nice weather, my beautiful bike Stella Luna (pictured below), the city of Chicago, being seen and known as well as seeing and knowing them too

Goslings in the pond, ATV and dirt bike boys in the streets, mama ? It’s summer

Deciding it’s summer by any means necessary

Weather got me thinkin about this fire Sammie I made to impress a girl last summer. Nerd her so bad (sandwich)

I kknow so many who say “fall is when I can really start dressing” but damn I just wear summer so good and I’ll miss her

Oh summer ? Oh it’s summer ? Oh well. . It is summer ?

Summer must feel sooo good if ur Leo

Irreversible Damage

Girl who it’s summer has strong calves and a strong heart

Girl who is coated in a thick layer of oil and grit mixture

Flagging anime in wrigleyville

By hook or by crook my ass gonna have a rom com meet cute rn

Oops_I_did_it_again.wav

Chicago summer undefeated

The more I try to parse the phrasing of the question on this ad for a medicine trial the more insane I feel

Weathers got me itching to go back to the old me but I’m staying so strong

Some days it is 60 degrees and you get to work and they tell you you only have to work half a shift and you feel that if someone put a gun to your head they could pull the trigger and their hand would be worse off then your head

They said a bus driver could never have a half up half down high pony . . . Mama , they got another think coming

Swords Forum: [PloughShareFan92] I just think that,

They’re putting glands in everything now . . Apartment gland swollen. . . Phone gland expressing purulent drainage . . AGAIN . . .

My Smelly Girlfriend

high school leo dressed like a fuckboy butch in 2k26

Today Matt asked me “does Leo know she’s loud?”

To the autistic teens that take my bus home from school and exit thru the rear door but still shout “THANK YOU” at the top of their lungs as they exit: me and my bus will fight and die in your name

Me on a date w 50 cent: If you focus when you’re stroking you can change how I walk?? Ermmmm, check please ! 🤓

Truly one of the best aspects of this job is you can come in and say “I don’t want to work” and there is a non zero chance you get to go home