Took a break from LBJmania to read this on Lou’s rec. slammed it in a couple sittings, really just a good ass book. Just playing w a ton of really exciting ideas and doing so w gorgeous writing. Also just like, perfect pacing, really propulsive and tight. a banger !

Wall of Cornell boxesss . . Wall of Cornell boxes I’m so druuuuunkkk

They acrually stopped doing pointillism because it causes the dots enormous pain to be organized into an image. It’s inhumane

Reminiscing about welder Leo as my ironworkers union apprenticeship application reaches its two year expiration this month🫡May your memory be a blessing bitch

Sitting in a rocking chair, pouring sweet tea from a large pitcher into a tall glass and taking a long sip, wiping my sleeve across my mouth: ol’ Mort Garson fucked them plants. That much I can say for true

“Seeing Lou” haul

Ima make that pussy quack

(Otis Redding voice) sittin’ on the cock of a gay

Were the new oulipo

Lesbian in this cafe talking crazy shit about her gf who has now shown up and the lesbian is now doing some of the more insane pda I’ve seen out of adults in some time. Wild the way some ppl live

FeelOldIpedia: remember baby gronk ? ? this is him now !

drinking my liberal tears out of a mug that says 'coffee'

My partner said, in regards to our relationship, “if you’re a picture-head get you a girl who’s a words-head” and then said “tweet that”

happened to line up that my partner painted my nails just a couple days after i shaved my legs for the first time in like 8 months. We did it, folks: i finally transitioned 😌

Realllyyy embarrassing when ur in a wretched mood and u start intellectualizing all the reasons that brought it about and then you eat, drink some water, and take a nap and u go “oh that was it, actually”

i was fired from myopic books in chicago illinois for speaking truth to power

Come to this event in June I will be reading : )

When it’s summer time and the bus driver is cute as a damn ass button

Like she saved me from an even bigger beast while I was lost in the woods and we forged an everlasting bond in our journey out and her AC is messed up also

Guy gets on my bus: “Does this go to Willis? “Willis?” “Willis tower”

Sitting at the cafe w That Bitch by my side

read this not just because i love lou but because it's really beautiful and good and i will not say that about just any personal essay OR film crit let alone both

I wrote my annual "single essay a year" about @sophyromvari.bsky.social's brilliant BLUE HERON, the Pacific Northwest, and being in the narrative regardless of whether you want to be. open.substack.com/pub/wanlittl...

My job has inordinate amount of Leo-specific humiliation rituals both mundane and special but the health insurance copay is 350 for the year , so

LEO EXONERATED LEO VINDICATED LEO PROVEN TO POSSESS HOLY REMIT LEO GIFTED TONGUE OF ONE THOUSAND TRUTHS AND LIPS OF TEN THOUSAND MORE

Need a new shirt vibe . .. revamped my whole bottoms game and the tops gotta catch up . . . Hmu if u got the line on the Right Tops . .

waving my hands at a wall-sized holographic digital djsplay: okay, B1AnCa, play 'jay electronica eternal sunshine mixtape' and overlay with 'chipmunk16speed sludgefest version of heaven is a place on earth' VO: i had no idea. the moment that started it all. . .the beginning, the end. . all of it

like what if at the end of each episode ken was like "that make's Armand Silver today's champion at 23,000 dollars, continuing his streak into a third day! And also, we're giving Leo here, who is, as usual, reclining on a divan over there reading a good book, another 15,000 dollars!" crowd goes wild

id like to go on jeopardy, but just for the money. i dont feel the need to answer all those questions also

Google maps function that gives walking directions prioritizing passing the highest number of large storefront windows for you to check out ur ass in

Birthday dinner cvnty lewks : )

Bear vacuum

This enormous reusable tote is just like me fr (wants to hang out together)

Wait . . This is perfect for displaying my big headed , pigeon toed tiny women !

Flounder laying it down on Ariel crazy style

being a dyke is like winning the lottery a little

Honda offset Subaru takeoff Toyota quavo

Anybody remember what this note was about

For sale cvnty boots never werked

Today my beautiful partner , who has seemingly infinite knowledge of obscure video and performance artists , said to me “my coworker was telling me about this show he said is really good , have you heard of it ? I think it’s called the wire?” My heart is so full I can barely stand it

Me when I’m Lyndon baines Johnson

Invented a fun game this morning to perform in front of Sarah called “sing Bruno mars lyrics incorrectly while doing fosse dancing”

Clock into post exotic spring N O W

Sometimes they just give you an old as hell bus. Today I drove a bus that was manufactured 20 years ago when I was 10 years old. Feels like driving chitty chitty bang bang

Only reposted after I snagged one .. I dont even like hats these are just sick

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She’s like a creature to me

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