what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?

I have a disease that has made me fond of the LaGuardia B terminal

Good day to send a bunch of free books to trans people, at least.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

Steal of the day for whoever wants it ebay.us/m/HNXJos

Please don’t terrify me by posting a black-and-white photo of Garielle Lutz that looks like a fond remembrance

so glad to report that this book is what broke my Great Reading Drought of 2026. So funny and The First Great Mean Trans Guy Novel. Not for everyone but so exactly for ME

Did you know if you post a g**gle f*rms link on X The Everything App it will be spammed to the point of total unusability and you will have to rebuild your whole galley launch minutes after posting it. Just a tip from me to you

new yorkers I am hosting OFFICE HOURS at start of march in an attempt to see every single person I know. DM for address/link to the evil party planning website so you can see if your ex is coming. I know everyone's ex because I went to liberal arts college in the northeast so WATCH OUT

I will not be sick forever and I will get to experience the following: ntbtstm, sauna, martini pitcher, tattoos, see all my friends at once, William eggleston dye prints

Chicago backache (bottle of malort thrown at your back by retired Sox pitcher old style thrown at your back by retired Cubs pitcher)

Have a Chicago Backache (backache you get by moving props for The Bear)

here’s my idea: I come over and read a book

Practicing “Brooklyn politeness” (not reminding someone we used to smoke weed in the “trans hype house” together when they say they’re excited to meet me)

Happy to report Myopic Books now carries JAW FILLER from the brilliant Maz Murray and Charlie Markbreiter! Come and get it Chicago

On the hunt for Simon Helberg’s ANNETTE sweater again

DEAR BLUESKY I just sent an email out to I think everyone I have ever met I know being like LMK IF YOU WANT GALLEY OF MY NEW BOOK// if U have met me (or even if U haven't) and U did not get said email but would like one pls msg me or @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social and we will MAKE IT HAPPEN

I will not be sick forever and I will get to experience the following: ntbtstm, sauna, martini pitcher, tattoos, see all my friends at once, William eggleston dye prints

Where can I purchase Isabel Pabán Fred’s books in NYC?

At the part of being sick where I’m just reciting Virginia Woolf On Being Ill like a litany

They made Strip Law in a lab for me being sick in bed today

Me and the boys are really into porridge lately

Re-upping this, from 2023 chicagoreader.com/music/best-o...

this is so fuckin cool

For sale: my swag, bitten yet again

does anyone know what to do in new york city

Computer. YouTube search Bob Fosse Gwen Verdon Damn Yankees Who’s Got The Pain. Okay computer now play video please youtu.be/BIiZuAVZH4w?...

Sitting in the sun eating an orange. God is real

Wearing a dog collar and my thickest glasses to the Richard Hell NYRB release party so both the publishing nerds and old punks trust me

[town crier voice]: GALLEYS GALLEYS GET YOUR GALLEYS OF ABSURD VERSE NARRATIVE ABOUT LOVE HERE FRESH GALLEYS

ENLIGHTENED TRANSSEXUALS AND THEIR FRIENDS OF BLUESKY: I am putting together my galley list for THE DINNER PARTY! If you are interested in receiving a copy (as you all should be), dm me here or email me at [email protected] and I will add you to the list

*extremely solemn voice* One player cannot do this alone. The industry must come together, put aside our differences, and make a collective decision for the common good.

my greatest joy in life is when i assign leo a bit and she immediately knocks it out of the park

I won't be weird guy anymore for you I'll be chicago guy -- I wldIwillIIwontIwont I'll be chicago. Howard Chicago and make me chicago again and I'm happy to be chicago and i WANT i want II wanna be chicago for you everyone here HHHHUUU the green guy the green guyyyy watch ooouuut

if i had a time machine and a large pile of cash... history would be entirely changed by moby dick 1972 dir. ken russell

6pm is when I start telling lies

Went out dancing for the first time in like 5 years. This still absolutely rules

fucked up in the crib on a-z-animals dot com

224 today, i'm grinding

My annual favorite post has returned…

how many animals can you guys name. i'm at 157 right now but i think i can do better rose.systems/animalist/

Happy to report copies of this have just arrived in the @sevenstories.bsky.social office! Please reach out if you're a reviewer or bookseller interested in a copy.

Getting mad at my sister because she won’t stop calling the dog “Dr. Jill Stein”

Having spent time in both, I’m here to report that the new wave women’s room graffiti is “don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, babe” and the men’s room is “overthrow the government. Do it now, pussy”

Get ready to have your face shredded clean off.

Peter Hujar’s Day is a movie about what it’s like when my mom and I hang out

open window weather in chicago illinois i have the mental health to kill 1 million hitlers