my book of short stories ‘again, harder’ is finally out. you can buy it in bookstores. it retails around $17.95. and if you read it in public, people will think you‘re a cool pervert.

short story girlies: reminder that you *need* to put 'again, harder' by @astoehr.bsky.social on your bookstore shopping list there is humor & terror & anguish & sex & discomfort & a truly remarkable amount of love. it's a collection that syncs with your heartbeat, maybe even resets it #booksky 💙📚

big preternaturals

i can’t imagine wanting to live anywhere else this time of year

i keep hoping as i have for years that nobody ever feels obliged to lie politely about the quality of my writing. if you don't like it, i can take it! the truth might sting but it's a kindness

came across this in publishers weekly… remind me, what’s the opposite of ”fomo”?

anyone want to beta read a 77k pdf that will make them very upset. preferably writer types or sick fuck publishers

you should actually get the physical copy, though. if you need to get all three you should get this before the mirror

when i try to be nice, i feel bland & phony; when i aim for real or honest, i feel like a negative bitch. is there a way to reconcile these that i just need to keep working at?

looking up can i bring a burdizzo on an airplane… i think i probably can

@astoehr.bsky.social & @katpburke.bsky.social

cecelia condit i’m bummed our events tonight overlapped, if you meet me at the 19 bar afterward i will buy you a drink

dated, belabored nyt blurb for pastoralia, a george saunders collection from the year 2000:

for my locals: it begins

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just realized that 'again, harder' is a very workable size & weight for spanking asses

k8 #1 #robotgirl #comix

my roommate is showing me degrassi tng. learning a lot about the culture of ontario, the problems of its teens

So, every time I do this I feel guilty because I think it’ll be the last time but price increases have made my bills and my commute a hell of a lot more expensive and I could use a little help until I figure out a new budget for this new reality. Venmo: oniram48 PayPal: [email protected] 💜

new music video in 30 mins!! come chill and Speculate in the chat... www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rm...

WELL FUCK, I'm back to Fuckedland again. I sold the game here on YAJ, I'll get about $400 for it, but it took SO LONG that I'm behind. Also the seller is being slow to confirm receipt and allow me to get the money. My rental company came to my door this afternoon. As of May 1st, I now owe $954.

i read a few of these last night + this morning and short story girlies i am asking/begging/*demanding* you put this on your preorder list 🙏 between the cackles of laughter and the full-body shivers of absolutely mortifying self-recognition reading this is an *experience*. don't miss out on it! 💙📚

do people know about the novel 'all us saints' by @katpburke.bsky.social coming out next month? i read it recently & it's sticking with me... i'd describe it as 'what if the plot of halloween happened to the royal tenenbaums?'

got to see the fabelmans. that’s catnip for me. künstlerroman recreating 1960s teen life without era clichés; spielberg reckoning with motifs of madonnas & awed gazes in his own life’s work; and that judd hirsch scene…!

if you're in new york, please come see me on may 16! (or may 17 if delayed by rain)

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‼️ Again, Harder coming out May 12 ‼️

if i'm doing it, please don't call it "a crashout." i prefer "having a breakdown."

broke atm, any help would be big here. sorry to be a drain, i hate it.

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online comment i came across by accident that's giving me a hearty laugh today: "There's never a reason for on page violence on animals, NEVER. sorry not sorry."

i feel roughly DONE reading or joining any discussions of chatgpt, claude, et al in relation to creative writing. i know it's 'the thing' to focus on rn, but i find the subject boring, distracting, & (a few years in) still generally irrelevant to the actual work i do

enjoying some jack kirby eternals panels today

The cover for my next novel, CHIMERA, is here. Skin dancers, cannibals, kinslayers, monsters. The Vargers are many things, but family always comes first. Cover illustration by Xuanwei Su Cover design by Esther S. Kim Pre-order it here: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

for my locals: it begins

saw promotional info for a forthcoming book that included as a heading “THE MOST BECHDEL”

OUR STORE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! GET YOUR SMUT AT ONEHANDEDPRESS.COM

"and it looks like freedom, but it feels like death / it's something in between, i guess" leonard cohen ("closing time" off the album the future) that guy was a fucking lyricist

hell yeah, copy received ✨

💥 FAT FATALE 💥 illustration of Teru looking slutty is up for all patrons! 🔥 patreon.com/fanfi 🔥

DEER COMIX no. 7: Second Date 💛🦌 #deercomix

MISSED CONNECTIONS WITH TALL GIRLS is OUT NOW Read this collection of: NONSTOP train hopping pill popping fur wearing sink pissing tranny punk odes! Buy Paperback: www.littlepuss.net/shop/p/mc-pr...

fucking christ every day more to the mounds of evidence that the usa's existence is incompatible with any human future just this never-ending evil shit as long as this country & its military are here

Short fiction about day drinking on the company dollar and bleak midwestern tourist traps.