amazing.

nel is one of a handful of people who i followed specifically for poetry who has neither left the game altogether nor disappointed me with a piece so much as once. her shit's 100% fire. go give her your money if you want to learn what class feels like for once in your pig life

Yeah that’s why they’re good.

girls who "nyaa~" vs bitches who "fufufu"

the strait closed again in the time it took them to post this

sorry, girls, i'm no good at halo or melee, that skill must wash off with soap and water

"hillary warned us" is so fucking bleak to say about iran when her crowning achievement in government was doing to libya the very model of what trump wanted to do to iran, bombing it and killing everyone in power so it's reduced to a failed state full of warlords and slavers because it defied the US

I wonder how many pro-communism jokes were put into western media only to be cut out to make an MPAA rating or to sate some dipshit producer. Anyway here's Iggy and Spike rapping about how they've realized communism is the way forward in the Super Mario Brothers Movie.

the slug woman being carried outside of town

Request on the other site for a Hummer Guy version

writing at a 5th grade level has clearly regressed many journalists mentally

"how dare the people who read the newspaper talk about the newspaper"

Kid says they're trans, NYT is skeptical and concerned. Guy says God teleported him to Waffle House, well, NYT just reports the facts

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991)

the "adhd is a superpower" people have made my life hell since i was 5. indigo child shit with the veneer of scientism

バニースーツを着ているOC國峯まいんさんを描いた絵です

oh but bsky is too mean to nyt writers 🙄

桜霧子🌸

i would pay extra to buy one of the stolen kitkats and i wouldn't snitch to nestle. i see this as akin to the spiritual torture and humiliation of the nestle ceo and i find it all very erotic.

i thank god every day i am not an active and accepted member of an online community

ok, skinny girls, you've collectively gotten enough attention. go bounce this ball while the fat bitches have their turn xoxo

sharing this for all you perverts out there

anyone know where to buy w plus size bunny suit? notiing with the playboy logo, i don't want to look like a stock car

Bunny suit season begins (CMSN)

なぜか今日はうさぎとカラフルなたまごを描くといいと思い描きました。

cis women will see a trans woman's penis on instagram and be like "porn has destroyed the west, please deliver a thousand year reich and kill every jew, adolf hitler, saint of radical feminism"

running out of time to pre-order the book that's been called "dishy and dirty, thorny and sweet" "dispatches from the crabs-in-a-bucket frontlines of modern transsexual life"... (pretty soon you'll only be able to normal-order it)

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

i am so excited for my minimum depth cunt. only 5 more months c':

America did everything it possibly could to bring about blowback on our domestic soil. We spent years cultivating, arming and training militants and then antagonised those militants globally. We spread violence and destruction and it was inevitable that would come back upon us.

National Lampoon's "Artists and Models", February 1976 /// CONTENT WARNING: Nudity and Masturbation ///

if you can't handle me at my "naomi watts in the last quarter of mulholland dr" then you don't deserve me at my "naomi watts in the first three quarters of mulholland dr"

"you ain't gay that's a demon that's inside of you / you ain't born that way don't let it try to lie to you"

my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

giving up colorful plastic beads for lent

givebutter.com/corcoran-nei... Friends, please consider helping my neighbors who were terrorized by 🧊 and are still vulnerable to eviction. Let's keep everyone housed and safe! Every little bit matters 🙏🏻🫶🏻❤️

PENELOPE BEAM

"uh i dont want to use a toilet that a man peepee'd on the seat" —bitch who hovers every time and sprays like a cat

tidepooling

well i DON'T think it's fine building jumbo planes

big sis nrg

lol #fieldling