maybe my favorite shirt ive ever found at a thrift store

sighs. im right here boss.

where's my little goo - [remembers linguistic drift has rendered 'goon' a serious non-starter] [remembers people follow me for jokes anyway] [experiences a brief, flickering, genuine emotion] where's my little goon

you should most certainly pursue having a familiar lady/guy/etc at all places you go to eat. they should yell to you across the floor and run from the counter to your side, and they should feed you with good rice, such that ra wills

that's just profitslop. you only like it because it was designed with a omnipresent profit motivation in mind

Last Stand

LOOOOST MOBILE GAAAAME PIKMIN SPAAAAAAACE FOOOOOOOOORCE............... pikminfortnite

pikmin sin and pikmin temptation

linguistic drift deniers when they order their 'goons' to do 'six or seven' tasks

my hands are cold and numb, the malice@doll video is finally ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcW...

before I at all woke up this morning she hit me with three separate jane doe cheese pull jokes

body been so weird style...

how have I lost weight and still can't wear this tanktop normally

as always cursed by getting into a thing and immediately falling for the two girls who have almost no fic/art etc together

it's awesome when a hyper competent girl with a bad personality is an underling for a girl who can't do anything right. and they love each other.

One Winged Angel #umamusume #ウマ娘

can you send me 30k

shoegaze

leva: "what did Alexis just send me...." *sound of a loud explosion plays through her phone and she starts laughing so hard she punches the bed*

don't you hate them. all of those humans who got to be human for free

diy orchi with c4 explosive

I'm so sleepy

Julia's "I have sexual authority over many women who get off on basically being roombas so watch your tone around me" post is probably easily the tumblr post I randomly laugh at the most

my city recently got a light rail route functioning and it's SOOOO nice to have non-bus public transit again...

H1412.1 Fear test: going into the church at night and ringing the bell.

I'm going to keep it real with you wolfie, you are not getting to 260 speed

old works #oc #furry

i love making my girlfriend talk like me and then having her making a bunch of other girls talk like that too. you think that's not leva particles you're breathing?

oh I need to watch malice@doll immediately

tell me about it

please kill both of them.

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

i feel so unwelcome at this school

ok but what if she actually was that big (B-Day gift for @hezodronpetra.bsky.social !! Happy birthday!! ) #HonkaiStarRail

My favourite design from Monster Hunter; Primordial Malzeno. Very hard boss too 60x40 cm; mixed media: acrylics, prismacolors, acrylic markers; airbrush #dragon #monsterhunter #monhun #rise #scalie #art #traditional

Thank you everyone again! Labyrinth.os v1.0 is ready: dataerase.itch.io/labyrinthos

i like when gore magala is exhausted and she tries to breathe mold at you and can't do it but a little bit flops out anyway and she looks exasperated...cute...

i missed my calling as a masked assassin

“there are no more third places” wrong

Buttercup heard you saying mean things about yourself and she is NOT pleased!!!

thought about kafka without her evil girl contacts in

they're putting up on a nasally narrated top 20 worst sleeps ever ranked video. they got my ass in tier 1.5 and I'm going to be honest some of the guys above me literally died

more like bram stroker. nasty little man. never cared for this creature, the dracula. now, the mothman, he has some sensual appeal

Birthday Laine for @hezodronpetra.bsky.social !! happy birthday :)

rey dau is so cool....