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Literally woke up and immediately horribly tore my shoulder trying to pick up my large cat like a baby

Kahlil on Bernie Brewer, after seeing a picture of him for the first time after finding out a badger is not the Brewers mascot: “I don’t know who that is. I haven’t seen him a god damn day in my life. He looks like a pervert.”

He was just attacking me trying to eat my leftover pad thai but also he is cute

2026 👀

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Marty Supreme’s score felt very reminiscent of Joe Hisaishi’s work with Takeshi Kitano and I’m kinda surprised I haven’t seen anyone say that

Haven’t seen enough this year but for me so far the 2 best movies of the year undoubtedly are Castration Movie 2 and Marty Supreme

Merry Polygon Heartmodermas

Me when a lady yells at me about there being not enough jalapeños at the movie theater I work at and it’s also Christmas and very busy

Love my gf so much

Christmas Eve is the day where all my family members compete to see how much they can misgender me in one phone call

I need someone to KO me by ripping out my spine

5 perfect movies (no order) Safe The Wicker Man (original) The Red Shoes Bad Lieutenant Moonstruck

The Vampire Lestat Here,

Hello hi there

Hello hi there

FFC review: AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH (2025), by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/12/avat...

Love this filthy boy

The neighborhood cat I’ve been trying to befriend (he looks kinda rough but he’s ok)

👀 taking applications for 2 more girlfriends to complete a Halloween costume

THE LAST DAY. sincere thanks to @littlepuss.net, the very helpful @chariotmarketing.bsky.social, and to everyone who has blurbed and shouted the book out during preorders!! my heart is full and i love you all dearly!!

I think this might be my favorite baby photo of my cat like look at him he looks burdened by the sheer gravity of being so small

Having a in so much pain I feel sick sort of night

hey! i'm doing a winter sale, though not of games - but of my packs of moody, atmospheric photos of Maine! A Place Without Bodies volumes 1&2! over *600* photos, *with* license for commercial use, at 2/3rds off - just $20! great for projects of all kinds! lasts till jan 5th! ko-fi.com/s/bc50ecb11f

trans bee sex comic (1/2)

Big inspo behind my movie

I’m just gonna be annoying about my movie till it comes out

Polaroid of Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)

People don’t like smashing machine cuz they didn’t expect to be a vibey meandering movie about a gay loser

It’s great how I’m randomly just in totally debilitating uterus pain and I can’t get help for it

Please donate if you're able to. This is an unthinkable amount of money for an unthinkably fucked up situation. Anything helps, trans sex workers deserve to have families

So much of the sickness of America is about wanting to have psychosexual control over children

Castration Movie is just The Muppet Movie for mentally ill transexuals

There’s other reasons 😵‍💫

Goals for 2026 Finish 1st movie Begin writing 2nd movie Finish graphic novel Get back into painting Get better at painting Release finished cut of first short film Begin the process to become Canadian

Does anyone know how I can send my film trailer to Lily Wachowski

Christmas is upon us, and with it comes the BLACK FLAME ebook for only $2.99! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When my aunt first saw my parents’ cat she said “Is that a cat or is that a cat?” followed by “Doesn’t he look evil?”

Comedy is OKAY, but CLOWN? is MORE DIFFICULT

Polycule autistic as fuck bro

Hiii everyone I'd love to get up to 550 a month on my Patreon by the end of the year so if you could share this post...much appreciated <3 Im a freak and I make comics

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I think the thing that makes Rob Reiner so perfect in spinal tap is that it never comes across like he’s judging them or like he is a overenthusiastic fan, it would’ve been simpler comedically to create either character, he’s the perfect audience surrogate

Seeing River Phoenix in Stand by Me made me feel seen as a kid in a way I wasn’t able to articulate or understand at the time

He has complaints

Anyways I’m making a movie