Many of life's luxuries can be procured with time and elbow grease if money is not available

Facebook did this by the way. Mark Zuckerberg on-purpose melted our parents' brains for money.

<hanging up my wife's Dedra Meero costume> Honey did you see this story about how Zohran's hot aloof cartoonist wife runs his life

More people than who live in the state of Tennessee. More people than the combined population of Wyoming and West Virginia. This list could go on and on. The Republicans try to use New York City as a bogeyman, but the reality is New York is structurally underrepresented in the senate.

There are more of us than there are of them.

FYI: Julia Gfrörer's book Vision is out of print at the publisher. @thorazos.bsky.social has a whole graphic novel sitting in her store waiting for you to read it. As close as I am to her it still confounded me when I first read it; Lost Highway confounded me the first time too. It's a masterpiece.

Very happy for my neighbors a five-minute walk to my west who are going to elect Zohran Mamdani mayor today, but spare a thought for those us living under Trump's umbrella carrier Bruce Blakeman in Nassau County. Go vote for Seth Koslow and get this genital-inspecting Nazi freak the hell outta here!

I'm not saying it's cheating when you trace a photo for your illustration, I'm just saying it looks like shit

Horror, the Beautiful Genre

costumes by @thorazos.bsky.social

Happy halloween to me! @seantcollins.com @thorazos.bsky.social

“I tore a muscle. And when you tear that, it’s torn, wherever the tear is…” — overheard on the LIRR

45 days later and my nails have mostly grown back. Look how pretty my thumb is

Inside me is a glass box to break in case of emergency, and inside the box is a self-destruct button, and I have to be very gentle with myself sometimes to make sure I don’t break the glass

my favorite time is when I’m in the spirit thresher. my second favorite time is when I’m about to be in the spirit thresher

Me at @ferretparty.bsky.social’s house wearing two-thirds of my Halloween costume and singing the worst possible karaoke song

"We Have Engaged the Borg: the Oral History of the Battle of Wolf 359" is a 500-page book you can read online for free wolf359project.com

Books full of fuckin. What

Who keeps putting that king in there? With all the lava and stuff?

If you ask me who my favorite artist is, it’s @mkupperman.bsky.social . From Snake and Bacon to Tales Designed to Thrizzle, Kupperman makes me laugh out loud again and again. AND NOW he’s releasing his own zine over on Patreon. Mine arrived today and once again, I’m laughing loud and hard.

the biggest lmao ever. women fans fully established a literary genre because of their love of the show

I like my pinking shears I like my iron Basting my little seams I am your girl and I will protect you :)

As the father of a 14 year old I cannot even begin to express the kind of degenerate filth you have to be to physically grab one, hold them to the ground, and tie their hands behind their backs. Your mind is crawling with maggots

There is one (1) copy of the Thuban Press Zine Library left available in the world. Hand-made by @thorazos.bsky.social in a limited edition of 10 and collecting both her best-known and rarest stuff, no two are exactly alike. An S-tier Julia Gfrörer item, a real score www.etsy.com/listing/4390...

Does anybody have a login to hifiengine.com? I need a manual for the AKAI HX-A101M but they’re not accepting new registrations atm 😔

an Ohio honey-hunter, who seeking honey in the crotch of a hollow tree, found such exceeding store of it, that leaning too far over, it sucked him in, so that he died embalmed

@thorazos.bsky.social's webstore has been restocked w new books! Her career-spanning collection World Within the World, her new minicomic Children of the Garbage Island, handbound collections of her minis & her OOP graphic novel Vision, and an erotic Andor fanart zine! www.etsy.com/shop/thorazos/

A few new items are on my Etsy store today, including a hand-bound version of my out-of-print 2020 graphic novel VISION, and a pornographic Andor fanzine. www.etsy.com/shop/thorazos/

The orgy scene that everyone theatrically hates is how they escape Its labyrinth as children bc it's how they magically stop being children and become grown-ups. It's how they end their vulnerability to child abuse. That's the plain text of the thing.

No Kings

It could do without the slurs, but I guess I’m just less racist than you 🤷‍♂️

If you can’t bear to include racial slurs or the orgy scene in your adaptation of IT you’re not adapting IT

Himemaru is one of those snacks that should never have been invented. It’s too good. The world isn’t ready.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Yesterday in the supermarket in our conservative Irish/Irish-American neighborhood, the nice 50s-ish checkout lady was explaining to a senior citizen that she supports Mamdani bc older people had their chance and it's about time someone young comes in with some new ideas. I couldn't believe my ears

Surprise me/Skeb style sketch commissions are open on my VGen! 8 slots currently available, please check it out~ vgen.co/FerretParty/...

“Approbation” and “opprobrium” sound too much alike to be opposites

Saint ONANISM

I met a red-haired hospital Kleya at NYCC yesterday

Solo: Rusty Brown. With @seantcollins.bsky.com, Pim and Francie.

If people cosplayed for indie shows what would the most popular characters be? Who would you dress up as?

It will never escape my attention that I achieved this higher than average level of literacy due to reading comics and listening to rap. The forms that *you* scoffed at and considered to be lesser. I am smarter and more literate than you because I’ve engaged in *something,* as opposed to nothing

Maybe once a year on the LIRR I find an unopened can of beer. Tonight it was a nice craft IPA tall boy. Consider the birds of the air and the commuters of the train.

To talk to animals is a magical fantasy, until I remember we talk with them all the time. My cat comes to me in bed, presses his forehead to mine and lays down in my arms purring. Hi. Hello. I love you.

All those Monster shows have been bitchin, sorry

Every zine fest is a miracle and a labour of love, but here are some things that I have experienced that make for a zine fair that is especially nice to table at: sheerspite.ca/five-things-...

I just think you’re a richer person if you have room in your heart for both The Zone of Interest AND the Vicky Krieps scenes in Ryan Murphy’s Ed Gein series

It pains me to say it but if I were invited to lay a man down in the tall grass and let him do his stuff I would be forced to say no just on principle

Being a parent is an important thing, but rarely an interesting one.

Actual people aren’t real to them either