They're the same picture 😏

I've been selling on Etsy for 19 years. They just removed my "Star Seller" badge, and are now threatening to suspend my account, for years-old listings that violated their new content policies. Not sure how much longer I'll last on there, so smoke 'em if you got 'em. www.etsy.com/shop/thorazos/

Slightly increase a band Queens of the Bronze Age

This is one of those problems that can only be resolved by extreme rumination

Man at the thrift store: I feel like we need to get this for someone His wife: what is it? Man: (holds up an enormous black hoodie which reads ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER) Maybe for [unintelligible] Wife: He already has one

It seems like a good thing for the world at large, but my complicated relationship with my parents makes the parent-focused holidays very unpleasant for me and I downplay them a lot to my own kids

Woke up feeling more aware than usual that the nature of existence is unrelenting sorrow which is my first clue that I may have forgotten to take my meds for the last couple days

His sad, tired eyes say "You could fix me" and I like that

BREAKING NEWS from a lady who works at the CHURCH THRIFT STORE on my block - Another customer "played the race card" - Everybody is on Ozempic - It's like the Covid vaccines they forced everybody to get - She saw someone have a heart attack right after getting one - Dr. Fauci should be in prison

The Return of Godzilla (d. Koji Hashimoto, 1984)

ジュリアとゴジラの大冒険

kudos to "Rudy Giuliani’s nurse-cum-girlfriend"

I’m more of a “cum nurse girlfriend”

Tonight I got to witness @alejandrobot.com break @seantcollins.com by using karaoke to do Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s Cream of the Crop promo and… folks… what a night

Vanilla-scented body care products are a recession indicator

となりのゴジラ

MARTIN GORE <taking over lead vocals from Dave Gahan to perform a plaintive, string-laden ballad>: It's deeply unfair / That you do not care / That I am tumescent / Now I'm convalescent

you just have to marvel at it sometimes

I really liked this optometrist 😭

"a better world is possible", said with no meaningful intent to make a better world so much as more likely, all of a sudden becomes one of the crueler phrases in the english language. it's fun that we have a way to automate that now

Godzilla should be on SSRIs

how to draw good

here ya go

In my experience, self-publishing only works really well economically if you are willing to connect with your audience, build community and friendships with readers, book stores, other publishers, and distributors, and generally give time and thought to people and not just your writing/publishing.

I am unafraid to have my soul weighed by the radioactive lizard

Anything that can be destroyed by Godzilla deserves to be destroyed by Godzilla

You're doing fine Oskar Kokoschka Oskar Kokoschka, OK!

One of my favorite intrusive fantasies is god turns the word inside down and shakes it until i fall out

Another day! And after this another!

Today and tomorrow I’ll be signing copies of World Within the World at L'Alliance NY Comic Art Show from 1:30-2:30. lallianceny.org/event/comic-...

I Hate Every Single Person on This Train: the Julia Gfrörer Story

I have collected a bunch of ex-libris (or bookplates), let me show you some of them. They flourish in the 15th century with the rise of the printing press, to mark ownership of books. Here's one of my fav, you can see that early on they are really personal objects, sometime mysterious or funny.

I love having friends! You guys should try it some time

So I memorized another poem

We need a voice to call across the water, the warn ships; I’ll make one. —me, deciding to be a cartoonist for some reason

If comics’s are a beacon of life then @thorazos.bsky.social is the light house keeper.

Cruelty is also a quality unique to humans.

My kindness is for the planet earth and its inhabitants. Not for pollution

A TURNIP CURES ELVIS

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

Did you know that this perfect movie is free to watch on YouTube rn? youtu.be/Qy9XYQBBIJ4

JFK was killed by the accidental discharge of a hungover Secret Service agent's AR-15.

Why are you, a person with a limited number of days allotted to you, not reading PG Wodehouse right now? Why am I?

So I only made it about two thirds of the way through my recent reread of The Green Mile before my cat barfed in (not just on but IN) my beat-up paperback and I had to throw it out, but I did come away with some ideas

“And you tell to me, Hastings, that this mother, the ex-beauty-queen, the proud society lady, she goes to bed early, she gets up before dawn, performs her morning toilette and dons the same ensemble of the Christmas Eve party the previous night? Non, non! This I cannot countenance!”