extremely underrated show

THE PITT: Pittsburgh BBQ Center

Trump: "scott adams was a great American artist! DOGBERT WAS A TRUE PATRIOT"

I wonder how much He-Man can bench

via Ad House Books instagram, a framed image hanging up in Jack T. Chick publishing offices. Look how jacked this angel is and he's just making the demon tap out instead of be mean to the old lady.

trump gonna lose a lot of his constituency if he shuts down the cocaine industry. more likely he's just trying to take it over.

Hell yeah girl! Thanks for firing me!

I've been trying to get my version of the Bechdel Test to catch on called the Ballard Metric. It basically asks if the creator was able to work for free or for slave wages due to an invisible financial safety net and recontextualizes the work. (I'm kinda joking idk)

The internet was invented for the purpose of sharing webcomics

My friends taking me home from the bar

was Beach Boys “Kokomo” paid for by Florida Tourism Board?

shouldn’t we be starting wars over Solar and Wind energy at this point

my fav part of every Dragon Quest game is when you have to figure out a way to cheat at the casino games to get the best weapons.

excited to go to bed in 15 minutes

just like Seinfeld much of the plot of Waiting For Godot would be ruined if the characters had cell phones.

the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now

FIFA Peace Prize as worthless as the soccerball it was printed on

total and completely republican victory over the democratic party

How do you find friends on this?

Re-watching The 5th Element and while it's still an all time banger, absolutely beloved in this household, the most recent rewatch made me realize how the poor casting of Bruce Willis hurts the film.

what a night to start my day at 2:30 am

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

Prison for life for all including the soldiers. dude who fired the missiles should never see daylight again

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

FUCK THIS! BURN IN HELL TRUMP AND ALL WHO BROUGHT THIS ON

these are illegal orders. Prosecute the soldiers when this is over.

Fargo (1996) added to HBOmax. Good shit, pal.

Support Steve Rude! I just picked up a bunch of digital sketchbooks from his web store. www.steverude.com/collections/...

FBI: The website you own created a lot of CSAM Elon: Look the website said it was sorry

you wanna NOT be blocked? Don't do bad faith dunks. Easiest way to be blocked. Zero tolerance for this place turning into twitter. Don't ruin your own experience by being a doofus.

no more quote posts sorry

If Trump spends the next however many year attacking Zohran he will only make him more powerful and give him more HP and MP.

I think it's time to say that Bob Mankoff was bad for the New Yorker. He created a culture of rejection. He wanted people to submit hundreds of cartoons and earn their stripes before he published a single one and put a cartoon by himself in every issue.

its impossible to remove conspiratorial thinking from the cannabis movement. this is at least partially bc of the several conspiratorial actors working to undermine or take over cannabis

So glad her husband got that job so at least one cartoonist in New York can have health insurance.

A planet thats all winter all the time? call it “Hot” no. Thats too obvious. Call it “Hoth.”

i checked earlier and something like 3-400 accounrs blocked me for this post

Nancy Drew, she needed the money!

Ho, of course, but also ho and ho

Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid

TIL the dad from Gremlins wrote many hit songs including "Joy to the World" by the 3 Dog Night and "The No No Song" by Ringo Starr and in the late 90s before he died was a prominent supporter of medical cannabis, arrested in 1997 for possessing a pound of weed.

“And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters But no pearls” so true. Its like all just an immaculate delicious meal that, for some devlish reason, does not also make you rich.

Actual resolution: soften my language! I feel things extremely strongly but I resolve to express them in softer language, no yelling, less cursing, less extremes. I will be Mr. Understated. The more understated, the more extreme I am feeling in my emotions.

I resolve to fuck up at least 99 times this year. Probably will get there by later today. I'm up to 11 already.

2026 will be the year i finally accomplish my childhood dream: Defeat Mr Perfect for the Intercontinental Title.

onlyfans bots all over bluesky today hitting like the absolute second u post

Dagwood piling a bunch of nude ppl onto a giant sandwich he aspires to fuck