protect the trees, eat more beavers

you can see how i shift from joking to saying the Vampire is a woman to imagining romantic scenarios

I wouldn’t notice a Vampire tricking me. I’d just assume they’re autistic and need clear communication.

why is the only canonically non binary character in Fallout heavily implied to be a member of the Enclave in 2104 😭

Come for the LLM bot response, stay for the realization that someone named their social media platform moob.

The Goblin who won’t leave my side because he thinks i’m a Mage:

yoo you wanna check out my new post at Moob? I just moobed something on there! Be sure to check out my Moobs!

look at what this was replying to lmao. freaky ass app.

i resisted the urge to say “go fuck yourself” when a guy at the queer meetup said he is against politics and a centrist

i answered everyone of the therapist’s questions like this “my childhood was okay. well, my parents got divorced after i was born. i was also bullied in school for a while and my best friend is now dead” “2024? great year. i was fired from a job and had to go to a mental hospital but great year”

American dystopian stories: “what if someone did to us what we have been doing to the entire world??”

the therapist said i seem like a self reflective person. is that good. Did i win therapirh

you honestly always end up looking way better than those attempts at faceapp that gave you dysphoria and brainworms back when you started

me pre transition: “when i transition i will only wear skirts and dresses” me now:

i have done it. i have actually started voice training.

voice training is easy. i just pretend to be talking to my crush and my voice automatically sounds nicer

Chainsaw Man Chapter 232 was genuinely one of the worst things i have ever read in my life

Me if part 3 of Chainsaw Man is announced: “I knew he wouldn’t let us down! my goat frfr” Me if part 3 of Chainsaw Man isn’t announced: “I always knew he’d let us down. I never liked part 2 anyway”

marvel’s best character ngl. I love how he always felt like Spider-Man’s cool uncle

Exhibit N of "the left is getting really bad about antisemitism and a wildly conspiratorial view of Israel."

my favourite favourite npc in Fallout 76 is the guy who started a left wing revolution one day before the bombs dropped, which killed everyone in his town (since he destroyed infrastructure). he is dead and his manifesto has him clarify that he’s not a communist 😭

“as a conservative woman” girl if i wanted your opinion i’d ask your husband or priest

Saxon is 20 years old by the way.

hey ho (i’m addicted to wearing jackets this way lmao)

dumb question. the ghost doesn’t inhabit the body and the body is still dead.

europeans acting superior: “americans are so stupid. we have nooooo problems with prejudices at all 😎” my grandma about the neighbouring village: “they’re savages. they eat dogs down there! and the church? it’s…catholic instead of evangelical. and they’re having sex with their relatives!!!”

Dune 3: Mein Kampf

LISAN AL GAIB

i too am very familiar with this problem

i think they are what the call GAY

Yuri is amazing

i sometimes write myself into corners when i’m writing stories for fun and i’m always like “ahhh damn yeah i need to rethink this”. nice to see that some actual authors treat their ongoing work like this lmao

Chainsaw Man fans: “I wonder how Chainsaw Man is gonna end…” Fujimoto: “I wonder how Chainsaw Man is gonna end…”

What if Denji wakes up in a world without Chainsaws but he immediately finds the Axe Devil and we have like 100 Chapters of Axe Man with the same plot

if the final chapter thing is still true then yoru saying "asa gives her consent too" with asa not even present would be a poignant but horrifically bleak way to conclude asa's character tragedy huh

Europe should start hoarding paper supplies. You never know.

the internet: “damn i wonder when Elder Scrolls 6 is gonna release” Bethesda every week: “we added the gun seen for 3 seconds in episode 4 of the tv show as a creation for Fallout 4!”

“most of us didn’t want Trump” I refuse to believe anyone who says this. Americans are all the same.

- spend months insulting and threatening NATO allies, talks about annexation of an EU member - kidnap a foreign nations leader - start war with Iran for no reason - ask France for help and act surprised when they say no what are they doing???

he obviously lied but i definitely can imagine all of the former (war criminal) presidents talk to him and support bombing iran

Croissant is the best french word to pronounce correctly i think. It’s always fun. I feel smart when i do it.

i never heard ANYONE say anything positive about Opera and Ballet until this Timothy Chalamet decided to say something about it lmao 😭😭

me playing Resident Evil: “haha why would Umbrella Corp even do that without anybody caring” companies in real life: “bomb the middle east”

I respect Gamefreak for never changing Drifloon’s lore and always emphasizing that they kidnap kids when they appear

Gamefreak when it comes to music and funny dialogue for some weird reason:

okay i finished her quest and i ended up liking her lmao

Rose from Fallout 76 is singlehandedly the worst video character of all time. She made me ragequit the game 3 times today. I hear her voice when i start the game. She is essential. Cannot be killed. Lord give me mercy

episode of undercover boss where Jesus has to work at a catholic church in a small italian town

Oppenheimer when the Germany killer 9000 is used to kill the Japanese instead: 😮