love when people post shit like “I can’t believe (Insert Celebrity) really did that…” and they NEVER give context for what they did. am i supposed to take a guess and magically figure it out???

the real joke here is the german or autistic person thing. i didn’t even watch Backrooms

backroom movie idea: a german OR an autistic person gets stranded in the backrooms and they immediately invent a set of rules, schedules and bureaucracy

Do you think conspiracy theorists in superhero universes believe that superpowers aren’t actually real

Arnold Schwarzenegger should move back to Austria and try to become the prime minister of Austria for fun

excellent question, i am going with taxes

i played an american politics sim once and every time i would increase alcohol tax ans gasoline tax, just to decrease them when i’m unpopular to get more votes

what discourse about the new supergirl movie is like:

Christiano Ronaldo once sued a fan for making inappropriate comments. google “Christiano Ronaldo lawsuit” for more information

In 2009 Christiano Ronaldo actually paid the hospital bills of an ill woman. for more information google “Ronaldo 2009 woman 375K dollars”

pre ordering a game has to be one of the dumbest financial decisions you can make

i am stuck in a cycle with no end. i discover an early access version of an indie game, i play it, i love it, i finish the demo and endlessly wait for the eventual release

why do superheroes accept the existence of superheroes who are simultaneously monarchs? Aquaman is a king. I think Wakanda is not a democratic nation. Thor is arguably a king but it’s fucking Asgard I guess. Namor is a king too but everyone already hates him anyway.

AI assisted egg cracking

only real lanternheads get this

every time someone speaks of “the elite” i immediately try to figure out if they are antisemitic or if they genuinely mean rich people. i hate that so much

my headphones are broken and i can’t afford new ones. i’m forced to reconnect with nature.

what feeds to you usually use on bluesky dot com

hello people in my phone i have therapy today

WHAT 😭😭😭

disappointing

worst tattoo of all time

I think it's fair that Poland doesn't like Ukraine honoring its Jews and Poles murdering team from the 1940s.

Penny is my girlfriend 😎

when someone plays an instrument we ask “can you play something right now??” but when someone is a martial artist we never ask “can you punch me in the face?”. sad.

every single mention of North Sentinel island treats them like they’re zoo animals and we are naturally superior civilised humans. they’re not a different species. stop turning into Hitler when talking about them

Israel put all their eggs in the basket of the most corrupt man on earth and act surprised when he goes against their interests.

America could probably lose a war against the ocean at this point

Stardew Valley appeals to me because it lets me do unachievable things like owning a house or having a relationship without distance as a factor

Grindr has gone woke

we analysed world war 2 caricatures in history class and i think future children are gonna study ai images of world leaders the same way

principally maoist ^_^ ;)

least obvious fed on reddit

I overheard a woman complaining about inappropriate behaviour of some other person and this old guy asked: “is he german or…a foreigner?” “german” he was so disappointed. he almost locked in to be racist.

imagine the Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who BUT at the end the Doctor accidentally asks someone who hates Van Gogh

i didn’t sleep well and now my adhd symptoms are worse, making me very hyperactive and tired at the same time

consuming news and politics makes me feel so miserable and anxious nowadays. the world seems to be so shitty and hopeless.

i have never finished Majoras Mask and Ocarina of Time because the water temples were way too confusing. I still remember the MM one. God.

this explains so much

i’m not into football but imagine being the smallest country to ever qualify for the world cup, only to lose in a 7-1 against germany

Luigi him

this is gonna push me over the edge and make me a socialist, ugh.

let’s make sure he’s the last.

they’re doing friendship bracelets at the local queer place but i don’t have anyone i wanted to do them for, so i made one for Karl Marx

what kind of personality quiz message is this

this could be us but you prayin

i might not see it but the funniest outcome would be, if Doctor Who came back in 80+ years

this might be the best headline i’ve ever read