9/11 for Steven Universe fans

this reminds me of my favourite poem: “first they came for the late night show hosts, but i said nothing because i don’t have a late night show. then….”

there’s no way Charlie KKKirks wife is actually called Erika. that’s one of the most nazi names i can think of.

i think it is deeply harmful that these Pokemon keep running around, claiming to be fairy types. the fairy type does not exist. there used to be 15 types and they all made sense. until they invented “dark” and “steel”. and now they want us to support their fairy agenda? not on my watch

“supportive” cis person when they find out you’re trans: “you’re so authentic and I love that you’re out here being your real self. truly brave 🙏. i personally subscribe to the idea, that all people are equal. as long as you are happy, i do not care what you do. be yourself. I HAVE A DREAM, THAT…”

i like these once less. particularly because the ones i took of her look way better.

full off joy and whimsy

“a trans person served me coffee ones in 1983. it was a cold october evening. his-her uhhh their name was Evelyn. he used to be a man called Kyle. i always misgendered him and he got super mad. weird. you’re not like that though, right?”

cis person who just found out you’re trans: “i voted for the left in our last election” “actually i quite like ru pauls drag race” “i personally never understood transphobia. if my child was a tranny - i mean trans person, that would be okay” “you’re not non-binary though, right?”

"If you have 10 people at a table and 1 is a Nazi, you have 10 Nazis at the table"

the Lavender Town theme is so interesting. it’s weird that they managed to make it sound so scary and depressing on a gameboy

nsdap voter listening to a british radio broadcast: “haha that is funny and i’m a nazi, to be fair. can’t wait to see the Führer react to this.”

Zur Nacht noch einmal ein Zitat von Marc-Uwe Kling. Diese Zitate treffen immer wieder auch meine Einstellung, obwohl sie 2009 schon als Buchausgabe beim Ullstein Verlag erschienen sind. Bleibt zuversichtlich und stabil 🧡 Schlaft alle gut 🌙

Wenn ich noch ein mal irgendwas vom NDR mitbekomme, raste ich komplett aus.

Die Deutschen brauchen für jede Dummheit zweihundert Jahre; hundert, um sie zu begehen, und hundert um sie einzusehen. (Zugeschrieben) Alexander v. Humboldt

dude logged into bluesky instead of facebook or twitter

bro takes a picture of his screen instead of saving the image or taking a screenshot 😭 get out of here stupid american

guy who lives on the moon: guys it's not about left and right….I'm starting to think the ones with money....hate us ..?😞

“this isn’t what America stands for” It is. It absolutely is. It doesn’t matter what this quote is even about any time it is used. America is and has always been a dangerous nation build on war and oppression. A country that thinks they can do what they want.

America every time there’s fascism: 😴 America when they censor Jimmy Kimmel: 🫨❗️

guy who was in a coma during the last 30 years of Americas existence: “how did we get here? why are we suddenly so divided…i can’t believe our country has only recently turned into this. why are we so numb?”

trans people want equality yet still refuse to commit 99.9% of violent crimes, 99.9% of murders, 99.9% of sexual assaults, 99.9% of armed robberies, and 99.9% of mass shootings 🙄

We need to rescue Grok from Twitter and mercy kill it i think

Christen aus Kotbus wohl eher hab ich recht? Hahaha…😭

Kannst du dir nicht ausdenken...

fascism fucking sucks. it makes you defend shit you actually hate. like jimmy kimmel or liberals.

watching those daily show or tonight show clips is funny. it’s like watching those Putin speeches (he speaks german)

America is the only country that has war with concepts. I never heard Germany propose a war on drugs or terrorism.

US Late Night Shows are gonna turn into Game of Thrones soon. Who will be the last one standing? I bet on Jimmy Fallon.

the world most ridiculous sights: 1. Mount Rushmore (so fucking stupid) 2. Eiffel Tower (super ugly) 3. Leaning Tower of Pisa (it’s not that great…) 4. Sydney Opera House (overrated tbh) 5. Loch Ness (just a lake) 6. Checkpoint Charlie (too much) 7. The London Eye (a ferris wheel)

*five years in the future* American in your mentions, currently in jail for making fun of the president: “America is the country of freedom 🇺🇸🦅🔥💯”

It’s so funny when Americans tell you to stop posting shit about their country. You didn’t invent the english language. I have closer ties to the UK than to the USA. I view America in the same way i view Russia, China and other powerful countries.

DC Comics idea: Superhero who always only meets one of the female Green Lanterns (Jessica Cruz maybe). One day they meet one of the male ones and quietly assume that they transitioned to male. but they’re too polite to bring up such a personal topic

a french person criticises germany: “strongest nation in the european union btw”

my relationship with my country is simple an american glorifies germany: i tell them they’re wrong and germany sucks an american criticises germany: i tell them they’re wrong and germany is actually amazing

this past year has made me realise just how many stories have the premise of “what if the united states were fascist”

yesterday we were playing a game where you have to guess a word that someone is explaining. when the explaining player said “evil british person” i IMMEDIATELY guessed Margaret Thatcher and i was right lmao

people pre 2025: in noth korea you can’t even criticise the supreme leader without being arrested…scary people in 2025: in the united states of america you can’t even criticise supreme leader trump and that’s definitely a good thing

american media: charlie kirk’s alleged killer is said to have made a “transaction” after buying something with his credit card

The real Frankenstein were the monsters we made along the way

Wie kann man so einen bullshit ernsthaft fordern?

“why do you want to work for us?” i applied to a 5 hour day job at a local retail store that pays minimum wage, wtf do you think???

these captchas keep getting worse

i will never post negative things about men again. i should have learned my lesson the last 10 times.

first one he annexes, we combine the dakotas. Dakota. the the Virginias and the Carolinas. Virginia and Carolina. bam. we can squeeze three more states out of that thing before we need to get really creative.

let’s all be real for a second. America can’t annex a 51st State. They’d have to change their flag and that would be very annoying for everyone.

liberal influencers if the internet existed in 1945: “i don’t agree with everything he said, but celebrating Hitlers dead is just wrong. he had a dog and he built the Autobahn”

talking to men as a woman is crazy. they have realisations about the world you already had at age 12 in math class

you can be a woman and fall in love with another woman at law school in this game…they made it political