people are poor and yet they eat food and drink beverages. checkmate liberals 😎🤓🔥

i think that accent from America’s south (like Texas) is the new nazi accent. i always associate it with republicans.

I wonder how the Civilisation 6 devs felt like picking a leader and empire for Germany that wouldn’t be weird

I started a game of Civilisation 6. I’m playing as Germany. My alliance with Arabia has made them convert my entire country to Islam. I am also a neighbour to Russia and keep trying to juggle the alliance between me, russia and arabia

it was like 2 am at one point and this girl tells people “jasmin has the best trump impression ever, you gotta hear it” i was so tired and then she puts me on the spot like that 😭

i assure you it was very embarrassing and my performance was extremely poor.

i went bowling and ended up having the least amount of points. so where is this biological advantage at

this self care stuff is wild

guys i was at this party and got overstimulated. i went outside to get some fresh air and calmed down. i feel like i just discovered the concept of taking care of yourself and knowing your boundaries. shit is crazy

Civilisation 6 always makes me feel kinda guilty for playing as the German Empire tbh

i think the best thing about parties is eating the leftover pizza the morning after

gotta love how we deadass divided sports into “sports” and “women’s sports”

i just learned that “Last Podcast on The Left” is NOT a left wing politics podcast, covering world news

this moment was SO GOOD. the Canada stuff was an amazing choice to include

“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”

Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm” America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”

the democratic party posted a fucking obama edit on tiktok

Of course a french person is in the Epstein Files 🙄

my favourite way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to act like i believe them, BUT i’m on the OTHER SIDE of the conspiracy

apparently all billionaires texting each other: “had a great time at the TORTURE CHAMBER last FRIDAY (13th of January) in Cambridge.“

and it’s been more than two years of hrt

sometimes i notice my boobs in situations like reaching for something or running and i’m like “ah yeah right, boobs”

Bethesda writing the Brotherhood or Steel: “We have to ERADICATE these ABOMINATIONS, because they are not human! kill them all.” *references the war that caused the apocalypse* Fallout Fans: are these the good guys?

so true

you know how everyone says their culture values family? is there a culture that…doesn’t? “oh my culture doesn’t value family AT ALL”

Bethesda trying to avoid making a Fallout protagonist canon: “there was this person once, whose gender i shall not name. they did…things.”

Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son

that sentence about making art is like “luckily, I remembered the words of a very wise man, myself."

Neil Gaiman’s statement summarised: “I didn’t do that, pinky promise 🤞🏻”

Fallout 4 finally gave me the experience of being unbelievably disappointed in my son

stuff from Fallout 4 with amazing unused potential: - there are Gorilla Synths. but it’s just a neat lore detail. they could have made super intelligent Gorilla Synths 😔😔😔 - if Synths are made from Shauns DNA, this means all Gen 3 Synths are related to the protagonist which is weird

Fallout Sitcom idea: After the events of Fallout 4, Nora/Nate (Sole Survivor) adopts Synth Shaun and tries to raise him. They move into a house with either Deacon, Preston or Danse

Fallout 4’s good endings are really funny you basically go to the Institute, scold your Son and tell him to clean his room. your Son gets pissed and attacks Bunker Hill/The Castle and you decide to take away his toys

I hate Fallout fans man. Too many of them are like “haha Synths are just toasters. Kill them all”. Did you even play Fallout 4??? they straight up tell you that Gen 3 Synths are lab grown humans. not robotd

me when uhhh when the uhhh when she uhmmm

I think the existence of New England forces us to inevitably build a New America someday

they’re the New California Republic but without taxes or a government structure which I like a part of me can’t feel like they might still be dangerous, since you have a militia defend all these settlements and they could effectively take control

i may be a newer Fallout fan, but i’m not stupid. so instead of glazing those fascist factions i’m glazing the Minutemen 🫡🫡🫡

“Don’t think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans”

“environmental storytelling” in games like Fallout or Resident Evil: “Journal Entry 13: The Creature has escaped. I do remember when we made The Creature at that laboratory downtown owned by this one company 10 years ago. I am just glad I won’t be killed.” (last entry)

Fallout really hit the jackpot by having this weeks episode coincidentally be about the annexation of a certain country by the USA

that just happened

After avoiding the main quest of Fallout 4 i am finally overpowered enough to go find Shaun

me: “idk i think i look kinda manly today my girlfriend: “no you look beautiful” chess player: “aha the famous yellow salamander’s diaper defense. a perfect counter to my irish sister’s widow opening. haven’t seen that since the great chess tournaments in hungary of the 90s.”

the funniest thing about Fallout is how oddly progressive it seems to be when it comes to queer people post 2077

I think you can only be tech literate as a Gen Z, if you managed to download Minecraft mods as a kid

He-Man as pronouns now 😔😔😔

my favourite thing is when there’s one specific instance of something existing in a random country and everyone claims it’s a regular occurrence

Fallout 4 Piper Jumpscare

“in this world it’s jack off or be jacked off, Mr Howard. and i will not be jacked off”