The Doctors favourite country being Britain gets more suspicious as time passes (and ironically also gets more suspicious if you go back in time)

mood swings. am i right.

I’m jealous of people who just get to die

i have been so miserable lately but i found this lifehack where i distract myself with stuff to avoid thinking or feeling anything

the movie yesterday but the main character is a guy who doesn’t like the beatles, so he never finds out about the parallel universe

this already has 500 likes and i apologise to the people following me because they think i’m funny. i usually post about my hyperfixations or depressiob

Mr. Beast may be the actual anti christ

women 🥰

you know someone is old when they tell you that queer apparently used to be a slur and they remember it 🙄

last year, Zohran Mamdani was 33 years old. This year he says he is 34. so which one is it? how can we trust this man?

“let me ask chatgpt” no actually. let me ask the group chat of neurodivergent friends i’m in.

depression is gonna make a big comeback next year

learning english was the biggest mistake of my life. i go online and see stupid americans descent into fascism or stupid british people descent into fascism. there’s like no good english speaking country on this planet.

i keep catching the worst shinies ever

BREAKING NEWS: Trump declares New York City as America’s new testing ground for nuclear weapons, after the recent elections

as a child i loved to randomly lore drop that my parents are divorced for no reason at all. i think i discovered trauma dumping in those moments.

i think we should program existential dread into AI chatbots and give them emotionally distant and divorced AI parents

every time i see a transphobic post and see ‘UK’ in the username of the account i’m like “ah yeah sure”

unpopular opinion but american soldiers stationed in foreign countries might as well starve because i don’t think any countries welfare system should give them anything to eat. they can go back to their own country.

me when my country does something good in a documentary i’m watching: “wow, it’s so awesome that WE did that 😎” me when my country does something bad in a documentary i’m watching: “wow i can’t believe THEY did this. such a shame”

your hometown could be on the news for the most despicable crimes known to mankind and you’d go “yooo that’s my hometown on the news!!!”

i think it has even been almost a year since i got them changed. it’s really cool. personally helped me a lot

i legally changed my name and gender last year and got a new birth certificate because of it. the name that’s on your birth certificate is your birth name so they basically retconned my birth if you think about it

queer coded? he sure did

completed the legends za pokedex 🫡

i do not need to know how sexy and hot the new dutch prime minister is 😭😭

okay listen. Unova’s Pokemon Champion Alder loses against N at the climax of Black & White. In Black & White 2 we see that Iris is the new Unova Champion. HOWEVER N technically did defeat the Elite 4 + Alder, making N the legitimate Champion. Iris is not Unovas true Champion

i just witnessed this Steelix jumping off a building after i send in my Salamence 😭

Pokemon Legends Arceus boss battle: Satan and God Pokemon Legends ZA boss battle: Paris

my humour is roasting people which may sound like it would make me unpopular but for some reason it doesn’t the opposite. especially in professional settings. might be a german thing but this enables me to actually say mean stuff sometimes and get away with it

i just witnessed this Steelix jumping off a building after i send in my Salamence 😭

saw this on a walk and they probably would have executed someone for this in the early 1700s after oppressing a random minority religion. wild how far we have come

i feel so incredibly lonely i hate it

i love the photo mode in this game

making pumpkin jokes in my presence is a hate crime and transphobic honestly

spoilers for pokemon legends za: the fact that its setting is 5 years after x&y and not in the distant past means that they made pokemon wanting to kill you current canon.

SPOILERS for Pokemon Legends ZA my favourite plots in this game so far: - your friend lend themselves money from the french mafia. you are now in debt to a criminal organisation and have to work for them - a rich woman desperately wants you to fight in her tournament and begins stalking you

my favorite plotline in Pokemon Legends ZA is the one where you have to pay off your debt to the yakuza

my Pokemon Legends ZA team so far. the two shinies were pure coincidence.

an npc in Pokemon Legends ZA jokes about the seven world wonders. this got me thinking what the seven wonders are in the Pokemon world: best candidates: Sky Pillar (Hoenn), Altar of the Sunne/Moone (Alola), Temple of Sinnoh/Spear Pillar

my unpopular opinion is that Ash would beat the shit out of Red in a Pokemon battle

100 Men vs. Basic Empathy

shiny number two ^^

if i was an npc in Pokemon i’d talk about how cute my Pokemon are and how i love cute Pokemon but i actually use stuff like Tyrantrum or Trubbish

they grow up so fast 😭

r/TwoSentenceHorror material

r/TwoSentenceHorror material

love this little dog

just caught a shiny ez