DC Universe Online hero missions: we have to stop Lex Luthor’s EVIL plan to take over Metropolis! DC Universe Online villain missions: open a portal to hell, become the embodiment of all sins, consume the souls of random civilians and release the devil

one must imagine oedipus happy

I love DC Universe online, but why is my character randomly doing these poses in the middle of cut scenes

transitioning to female is when you start liking Harley Quinn ngl

you actually don’t need to convince people that piracy is morally and ethically superior. you can just pirate because you want to. we don’t need to be robin hood.

Sitcom spin-off ideas: The Office: Isakai where Jim wakes up in a fantasy world and has to kill a demon lord. Curb your enthusiasm: Larry David accidentally kills the second coming of Jesus and tries to “weekend at bernies” him to escape consequences How I Met Your Mother: Ted meets Xenomorphs

we should all pick a person and claim they discovered europe to rage bait people. here are my proposals - Zheng He, chinese explorer during the ming dynasty - Ibn Battuta, famous muslim traveler from what’s now modern day morocco - Mansa Musa, ninth ruler of the mali empire

how can someone even have “discovered america” when there were already people living on that continent

what cis people think of when diy hrt is mentioned

it’s so suspicious that the defeat of the nazis is a holiday in france but it isn’t in germany…👀

found a future serial killer in the tiktok comments

i hate when people stare at my boobs. hey man my dick is down there smh

underrated

every post on lesbian subreddits: “i’m not transphobic but i don’t want to date trans women” “i’m not biphobic but i don’t want to date bisexual women” “i’m not racist but i only date white arian women” “do you think trans men and non binary people should be eliminated???”

people who voted for Trump: “I don’t support him now. I am against war and fascism” Trump’s election campaign: “we need more war and fascism”

someone smiled at me and then politely asked “what are your pronouns?” god, i don’t remember when i was last asked this. a nightmare

i finished Rain and my life is so empty now lol

the books i’ve read this year have been so gay

like let’s not pretend that believing in god is not the same thing as believing in unicorns

religious people: “the universe couldn’t just come out of nowhere! some had to create it!” the same people if you ask them what created god: “god didn’t need a cause. he just existed out of nothing” so dumb fr

proposal: the movie ice age but set in 2026, because at least 2 definitions of the term say earth is currently in an ice age (earth has ice at its poles)

I still can’t believe Albert Einstein did all of these horrible things on the island

i hate when people say “technically Austria did WW2, since Hitler was austrian” yeah and a big part of his ideology was that Austria belongs to Germany. he was a german citizen and became chancellor in Germany. Germany annexed Austria in 1938.

I think Donald Trump being of german descent is going to haunt Germany soon enough. It’s a curse at this point.

I am Iraqi and yes I think it's absolutely reasonable.

I definitely blame all Americans for the actions of Trump.

SJW was such a funny word tbh I remember being a kid and wondering what the problem was, because I was like: “Social Justice sounds good though…and Warriors are cool”

honestly, no state inherently has the right to exist. why do we treat the question if israel has a right to exist as something serious at all? states exist as long as they have the power and consent to do so. i don’t think germany has a “right” to exist.

the worst place to settle at has to be a swamp. who thinks: “this evil fucking swamp looks like an amazing place for entire cities.”

Do you think Matt Murdock has to explain that he’s not faking his blindness, every time he reveals his secret identity?

this is gonna be good for the stock market

we need a secret third button that does something else.

god damn found an old mailbox message from 2019 on my phone. decided to listen to it. it was my best friend from school who passed away two years ago what a gut punch

i’m taking a break from my mental health to focus on substance abuse

i’m german and every time he is mentioned i call him a pedophile and nobody was ever confused or offended at it. so yeah definitely true

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

Michael Jackson was a pedophile btw

i’m taking a break from my mental health to focus on substance abuse

Reminder if you are not therian do not say throat goat

the solution people come to for some reason: “they were murdered by locals and the case was covered up by the mafia”

70% of all true crime stories: “two white people with no experience in hiking went to a foreign country and were never found after entering the rainforest without consulting locals”

look up this movie’s wikipedia page, go to the concept it’s based on and you’ll only find nazis and americans from the 1900s listed as supporters

for a movie based on a concept that directly relates to eugenics, Idiocracy seems to be weirdly popular

science fiction idea: humanity gets to mars, but the mars roman empire is formed and mars jesus is born. mars jesus gets crucified and mars christianity is created.

ancient historians when describing a battle: “the size of their army was roughly between hundred thousand and half a billion. we only had 52 men and won the battle, of course. at the end our great leader descended from the heavens and struck down our enemies.”

people who used to be right wing: “yeah i just kinda realised that these people were horrible and how they caused my religious trauma as a child and..” people who say they left the left: “minorities were mean to me on twitter”

my favourite experience is going to the doctor and they’re all obviously upset by you being there because you came in on a busy day

do i need to have seen Leaving Neverland before watching the new Michael Jackson movie?

arguments i saw in tiktok comments this month: - is the water cycle a real thing or not?, can water be wasted and is there infinite drinking water on this planet? - does hot or cold water melt ice faster? - why is deforestation bad if the trees grow back? - Is ocean water drinkable?

Qui Gon: “force ghost are an incredibly strong technique, i shall teach people even after i have passed” the advice Luke Skywalker got from force ghosts Obi Wan: “you gotta kill him man. go do it. pussy” Yoda: “fuck you”