every time i meet christians i am convinced that crucifying jesus was the right thing to do. i would kill him too

new experience unlocked yesterday: we were laying in her bed and she was laying on some of my hair

Mimikyu is not lonely anymore

mimikyu plushie ☺️

the grinch somehow became a christmas icon but he’s mostly associated with “i hate christmas” jokes, ignoring his character development. tragic

new pfp

new pfp

had the opposite of a job telling me i’m too unqualified, where they told me it’s weird that i haven’t found something yet, since my resume is so good

might as well invent a whole new term just for december depression

I hate december

my 5 year old cousin asked me “why do humans live on earth and not other planets?” wild question from a kid. i asked my mom if i should explain it with or without god lmao. she said without

i like the little emojis that show up next to the like button on facebook 👍😡 👍😀

Harry Potter fans are transphobes. You wouldn’t be a Harry Potter fan if you cared about trans people. easy to understand.

Stephen King looks like he’s about to murder you in every single picture of him

gender envy gender gluttony gender pride gender greed gender wrath gender lust gender sloth

best ad for a game i’ve ever seen

I like the Bible for God reminding people he’s God every two sentences. it’s hilarious. “Show respect to old people. I am the Lord, your God Do not mistreat foreigners. I am the Lord, your God”

i decided to set boundaries because i didn’t want to get talked down to like a little kid whose opinions don’t matter, so i did. the conversation ended there and i was surprised that i’m able to set boundaries.

how can the best day to plant a three be yesterday, if i first heard this saying many years ago?

a friend is mad at me because i told him not to use the r slur and apparently i’m evil now for not being okay with discriminatory terms like these

do you think the us government considers how tedious it is to update their flag when they think about annexing a country?

“the Legends Z-A DLC dethroned Red as the strongest Pokemon NPC” 🙄real ones know that Red was already dethroned by Benga in BW2, who was dethroned by Cynthia in BPSD, who was dethroned by both Nemona and Kieran in SV

secret santa vs secret hitler deathbattle

with how many people who've either told a medical professional about pghrt.diy or been told about it by one, sometimes i think i should've been less mean to doctors in it, but at the same time i think it would be good if they felt some level of guilt for their field's decades of cruel torture of us.

i hate winter

december is the most depressing month of the year. genuinely such a dark and sad month.

my mom this morning: “you know, we might be having refugees from the US over here in Europe soon. who knows”

do you think epstein island has pokestops on it

wow

my top post this year can’t seriously be “:3” 😭

my top post this year can’t seriously be “:3” 😭

sorry i couldn’t figure out how to make this actually funny.

“yo, where are you going?” me on my way to college (to get more knowledge) pre coming out as trans: “uhhh, Jupiter?”

trueeee

(democrats on social media) “the presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Fallen Angel Satan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."”

republicans are actively trying to establish fascism meanwhile the democrats: “let us remember one of our most ethical politicians ever, Satan himself”

Transgender Rewind 2025: most replayed moment: looking in the mirror and going “…okay but why do I kinda like this?” that one outfit that permanently altered your brain chemistry: that summer dress you bought time spent correcting cis people: 7.300 hours hate crimes pro month: 4

how can they be “doormats” for people who don’t want contact with them. like….how is that possible

first guy drinking coca cola in 1920: wow what are they putting into this stuff, cocaine?

“it’s okay if you want to spend Christmas with your mother 😕”

your entire family every end of the year because your parents are divorced: “where do you want to spent christmas this year? with your father….unfortunate”

every fucking time you complete the pokedex in a game, the professors react with “👍” like your dad on whatsapp

i love these lesbians but can they stop forcing their obvious kinky housemaid fantasies into my pokemon battles

Meganium has been my MVP in all of Legends ZA.

the GOAT (Mimikyu) is back ☺️

what a coincidence that all these serial killers we like to portray as almost mythical genius monsters who are too smart to be caught murdered the same people: women, sex workers, natives, people of color, gay people.

incredible name for an ice pop product