SEGA > Nintendo all day

Sure we may be guilty of heinous human rights abuses but it could be worse. We could be Microsoft

we're not doing that.

Notice how nobody has jumped at the chance to make a parody XBox account because there's not a single creative joke to make with that concept. #thoughtfulthursday

Due to recent developments, poob will be removed from Sega Consoles on May 15, 2026. We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience.

girl are you a game gear because you run out of stamina 10 minutes in

oh my god bruh

she play on my station til I got no games

notice how there's 3 playstation but no playstation games

my target audience

When are we getting Fucked Up Miyamoto 3? Why do you guys keep neglecting all your most beloved series? I watch this video every day, clinging to the happy memories this brought me. Give the people what they want and stop giving us Zeldaslop.

What if we made a new console lol

Wait they're cooking

@nintendooamerica.bsky.social i think something's up with my copy of super mario bros

hey why do you guys keep calling me and nintendo "yuri" what does that mean.

Oh wow... your tower of power is so much bigger than mine,,,, 😳

We at Sega would never uwu. We don't do that. Do not say this again or you will be sent a Cease and Desist.

We at sega would like to ann- mmffhh,,, nnnot theree,,, wwaaaiiittt ><

I let them put sonic on the switch and this is how they treat me.

Due to recent developments involving former Sega employee, Toshihiro Nagoshi, we will be sending the Sega Tactical Strike Force to deal with him. We are sorry for any inconvenience.

Now you can enjoy your favorites movies and shows without having to turn off your system! Sega will be adding the poob.tv app to all major consoles, including Genesis, Saturn, Game Gear, and Dreamcast! Coming next month.

This is Yuji Naka. I've broken out of prison and I'm back. Get ready.

@nintendooamerica.bsky.social SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING FEET.

We at Sega have discovered our social media manager has been making irregular and unprofessional posts under the Sega account. They have been removed from their position and will be sent to the Sega Torture Chamber. We are deeply sorry for any inconvenience.

any bad bitches wanna dock like a genesis with a sega cd and 32x? 👉👈

Get even further away from the router.

FACE DOWN FATE! A fifty-year saga of those with nowhere to go and their desperate struggle to find a home. STRANGER THAN HEAVEN is coming this winter t- mmhh, waaaiit, we're both girls, stttoooopppppp~~~

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jerk your game gear micro penis

@nintendooamerica.bsky.social i'm sooo druunkkk

We at Sega would like to say: Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you.