when i go out to eat and the restaurant starts getting in the weeds it still stresses me out so bad on those poor bastards’ behalf man i’m still so codependent with the restaurant industry

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

I can't believe I'm saying this but vancouver has a cafe problem, and not in the way that there's too many as of now, so many have closed that only the ultra-high-end $8 for an americano places where coffee is an afterthought remain, and I'm really hating it. this is a problem

Anti-Communists are fascist or fascist sympathizers

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Get a car, get somewhere to live, maybe get a dr or something. Ya know, the normal things you do to live.

One can always stand up for the truth, even on a #cutiesaturday

Jen can’t save the world right now, her paralegal needs to file a motion to dismiss.

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An olde one

it really adds context to why genAI is exploding. people think the rich have profits as their #1 motivator but a few small things take priority even over that (to an extent), and severing all connection to the lower classes that they outright see as vermin is one of them.

you can't just say that Merlwyb

linkedin grindset style posting has been the worst thing to ever happen to san francisco and the tech industries image

Larry Hama had his finger on the pulse of the last 50 years of American culture when he wrote that Cobra Commander started out as a used car salesman

This cute and wholesome artist was just banned from PayPal. No nsfw in sight. Just paypros being power hungry dickheads. Go follow and support. Fuck censorship.

Milwaukee is inventing new anti-Italian slurs. God bless this town

jadzia (mock solemnly): today is a good day ... for pie worf: you say this every year

i don't think pardoning a turkey goes far enough i think they should give the turkey a gun and complete immunity for the next 48 hours

this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025

U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section https://theonion.com/u-s-economic-recovery-resting-on-man-currently-perusin-1819572979/

Rotating the Decrepit Crypt of Nightmares in my brain. One of several collections like this, with 50 shot-on-video amateur horror movies from the '90s/early 2000s. A treasure trove that even Tubi scarcely touches

Lenny Foster of the Diné Nation was part of American Indian Movement actions demanding the U.S. government abide by its treaties with Indigenous people, including the occupations of Alcatraz and Wounded Knee.

Female Link Friday

Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/

Socialism will win.

Can confirm this piece I did for my nephew's fifth birthday went down a treat, and he insisted it go up on the wall by his bed.

I know why they didn't do it, but that headline would absolutely CRUSH if they'd deployed an adverbial f-bomb immediately prior to the word "obvious."

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jk rowling is extremely important to british culture because her books showed the world english boarding schools are much more than pedophile dens. they're also very racist

In case it's not clicking for the Zoomers: That's supposed to be Yoshi on the label. Yeah.

the time has come

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

Kurumamusume: Pretty Grand Prix

Every company in the world "Try our new feature where you can ask an insane guy who hallucinates and lies important questions that deeply affect your life! He also steals from artists!"

Stars ⭐ #comic

So I guess it isn’t safe to fly anymore if you’re brown

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traditional color theory posits that red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors from which all other colors are derived. in global culinary theory, however, sauces tend to align around red, yellow, or green. this suggests that blue sauces, or the absence thereof, are the last creative frontier

black friday deals are like

oracles be like "this divination sucks" my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy

Maybe in 2026 I'll get some new material

@choochoobear.bsky.social My brother found a Popeye for you. We both hope you love to be disturbed by it.